> The Army is ordering its hardened combat veterans to wear fake breasts and empathy bellies so the
> Sgt. Michael Braden, a helicopter crew chief who has served in Iraq, Afghanistan and Kosovo, said he was less than enthusiastic about taking part. “I didn’t want to do it,” said Braden, 29, of Everett, Wash.
> Despite his misgivings, Braden strapped on the empathy belly and spent Tuesday morning learning low-impact aerobics moves like the “grapevine” and the “V-step.”
It's been happening for a while. It's a joke to pretty much every soldier I know. Most of it is just SHARP (Sexual Harassment blah blah etc Prevention) but last week my unit and I sat under around 5 briefings of suicide, sexual assault, and other stupid briefings. If you get caught falling asleep you'll get smoked to hell, but it's whatever.
Parker Fisher
It happens more than you think.
Parker Collins
women have no business in the military
Isaiah Rodriguez
Does it have hormone injectors or are the soldiers actually larping?
Levi Howard
>pregnant troops
William Young
Maybe but it's a good gig for them.
Jacob Bennett
This is why America will lost a world war.
Julian Butler
Battle babies, they just cover em with razors and go into battle swinging their babies
Sebastian Scott
so is welfare
Lincoln Thompson
It's a good thing they're mostly fighting illiterate goat fuckers. But at this rate, the first time they run into a modern foe will be quite a shock for them.
Liam Morales
100% agreed. Yes, america is still ahead in military technology and military spending, but in order to win a war you need crunchies on the ground. you need hard motherfuckers kicking in doors and murdering everyone which the US soldier is no longer capable of doing.
Aaron Edwards
This is actually fucking genius. The only outcome this will have is pushing the grunts further to the right. This shit might work on POG faggots but there is no way in fucking hell grunts took this as anything but the slap in the face that it is.
Angel Thompson
Powerful.....ly disgusting pigs disgracing the uniform
Daniel Diaz
So, they're teaching male troops about how fucking useless pregnant women are in combat? Great idea.
Jacob Campbell
the west is doomed
Gabriel Mitchell
>5 briefings
fucking hell 10 years ago the safety brief was "wrap it before you tap it, dont drink and drive and 16 gets you 20. Oorah!"
Jackson Murphy
This.
Hudson Green
>pregnant troops What the fuck
Jaxson Hernandez
Good, they can train for their time as russian POWs then.
Charles Sanchez
Lol no.
Evan Sanchez
This cant be real?!?
Josiah Young
Whats next, they gonna require they wear a Kotex in their ass crack to simulate a period?
No wonder the USA military is a JOKE.
Jackson White
What happens if you just tell your superiors to fuck off in this situation?
Michael Young
Who the fuck is dumb enough to enlist if they're pregnant
Leo Williams
Yeah well maybe in informal briefs. Also I don't know what the USMC is like.
Michael Murphy
>Pregnant troops
Why kind of sick fuck would put pregnant women to fight in wars?
Lincoln Allen
Don't Ask Don't Tell was repealed in 2011, the Empathy Belly and Tits thing was back in 2012, Stronk Womyn in combat units was in 2013, the breatfeeding awareness program in 2014, trannies became a thing in 2016. It all went down so fast.
Luis Evans
Explain yourself, how is the US military a joke? Just would like to know your opinion.
William Sanders
you really NEED a woman president.
Joshua Phillips
They get a bunch of gibs and waivers, it's a pretty good deal.
Carson Rogers
>empathy training
I hope they start training them about all the Haji’s families they killed.
Hunter Ortiz
>Feels Like he Doesn't Belong in The Military Anymore Wow this sure does work!
Camden Smith
if it happens please invade us so i can defect and fight with you slavs against these fucking traitors
Jack Taylor
>pregnant troops Literally what?
Christian Parker
They do get promotion points for attending cultural sensitivity training.
Lucas Thompson
but why
Andrew Hill
Better do what Xer says. Even if it means sucking off the enemy or running into a minefield
Nathan Sanders
What better way to drive a man to be a killer than to keep fucking with him like in the OP?
Adrian Ward
This is why I chose not to join the military.
Dominic Nelson
you're just asking to be liberated america
Juan Lee
The same people who keep preaching about male privilege.
Easton Williams
>Army Of course it's the fucking Army. They have already dropped land nav and grenade proficiency as graduation requirements for officers because women can't navigate or throw grenades worth a damn. I know the Marines are having issues with muh women, but this is just pathetic.
Tyler Cox
It isn't him that loses his freedom and half his pay for two weeks.
Jonathan Green
Judging by the timeline of Obama's reforms I'd say they had a plan to purge the military from all its toxic masculinity.
Noah Howard
you're not driving him to be a killer for the US's goals, though. you're demoralizing him and will make him leave the army
>purge the military from all its toxic masculinity i will cum in my pants when our "tolerant" military meets the "toxic masculinity" of the russians/chinese. do you think the slavs/chinks will rape the trannies/fatslags before killing them or just plant one in the back of the head and call it a day?
>He'll be the first to fire shots at the corrupt state when shit goes down. i am hoping that this is the case. the traitors in our gov deserve to die publicly
Mason Bell
>do you think the slavs/chinks will rape I think they'll torture them more than rape them.
Samuel Reyes
Women get a ton of free shit and don't have to actually participate while pregnant.
Jacob Mitchell
>pregnant in the battlefield what's the worst that could happen?
Samuel Baker
Like I get that oil is the cause of war.
Everyone needs oil.
But opioids? Are there that many addicted losers in the world to go to war over a plant?
they get pregnant so they don't get deployed... and gibs.
Dominic Davis
Boss!
Ian Lopez
That happens after.
Jason Gray
are you telling me that THIS isn't considered a spoil of war?
RACIST!
Jacob Harris
[muffled wha wa wah wa wahhhh in the distance]
Easton Jenkins
how can you possibly be this retarded. women niggers go back to le based reddit
Michael Gomez
dick eater!
Luke Cruz
>allowing pregnant women near the military This is sheer insanity, what the fuck?
Cameron Hill
Not likely. I think Germans are the only people the Russians have any track record of beating. They've lost to Japanese, Poles, Afghans, pretty much everyone except you.
Liam Davis
Yeah, I saw that not too long ago and it angered me. Women don't belong in the military, standards get lowered for them, and the overall quality of the force drops.
Ethan Walker
no, but this is
Owen Davis
Doesnt seem that bad of a trade off
Samuel Scott
kek
Tyler Gomez
how do you think the CIA funds their black budget programs? they imported a fuckload of cocaine form south america in the 70's-90's, they funneled crack into niggerhoods to get black budget monies, and they've recently been trafficking opium/heroin for their budgets.
our gov needs a good spring cleaning
Anthony Murphy
sauce on that webm pls
Noah Gutierrez
It will when you realize you still have to pay for your own haircut, uniforms, your own medals and company RR...
Owen Watson
You're a moron.
Ryder Parker
It's just a matter of time at this point. We've become completely divorced from reality.
>you should empathize with welfare ghetto trash who get a truck driver's cum blasted up their festering gash so they can dodge deployment
Brayden Cox
Opiates and opiate derivatives are the bread and butter of pharma companies dude
Eli Taylor
>men get strapped with these prego vests >pass basic training >women are no longer allowed to get out of combat by intentionally getting pumped full of jizz Fund it.
Owen Anderson
>one place >one you want masculinity in every part of society the entire reason it's good for the army is that it makes effective cooperating groups if the army does it because it can't afford to fail then generally speaking society should do it to - aggression, hierarchy, authoritarianism, being well armed, discipline, etc
Carson Ortiz
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