>Be a fucking white male >Just trying to get by from day to day, no special privelidge here >Have an idea for a shoe line >Trying to save up money by being an uber/lyft driver >Suddenly go missing for almost a week >Last call from my cell phone was to 911 >No one has heard from me since >My mom is worried sick about me >She's desperate and asking the internet for help to find me
I call upon the autists of Sup Forums to help locate this gentleman.
>In b4 personal army
Imagine your child suddenly stopped contacting you for a week, and was nowhere to be found. Wouldn't you be afraid that a Mexican Drug Cartel disembodied him, or worse?
Use their insane internet sleuthing skills to track him down.
If Sup Forums can find a flag in the middle of nowhere using flight patterns and some vague google map images, they can find a great many other things.
Nolan Stewart
He pr0obally got murdered after blowing a muzzy.
Hunter Hernandez
This
Hunter Harris
LMAO that whiteboi dead as hell desu senpai
Dylan Davis
This guy is probably dead. I'll start sleuthing.
Parker Johnson
ok but we had a live stream of the flag
doesn't uber know where all their drivers are at all times check his app analytics
Justin Cruz
we found the flag because we had a picture of its location. We have literally nothing to go off of besides the car. I'm going to try but i don't think we will get very far to be brutally honest.
Lucas Bennett
>Implying most people on Sup Forums are old enough to have kids and empathize >Implying Sup Forums kids feel empathy k
Jace Green
Bump
Juan Moore
>LA That nigga dead
Adam Turner
we need the 911 call and his gps data
Anthony Allen
That's the weird thing, they haven't been able to provide any info.
It's like he knew something, and (((they))) didn't want it getting out, so he was silenced.
Carson Harris
>be american >live and work in multicultural city >get tortured to death by mexican cartels Just another day in burgerland.
Colton Nelson
There was a livestream of that you fucking dope. There's nothing of this guy. Are you seriously this dumb?
Liam Cooper
Got murdered by nigs or spics. Case closed
Christian Flores
fucking kill yourself OP you stupid shitposting faggot
Liam Powell
there must be some kind of info if nothing else the app knows where he was when it logged out
Juan Walker
he probably got high on opiods and woke up in some den in another state like every washout white boy
who cares
Joseph Harris
you....just watched an internet historian video didn't you.....
Connor Diaz
he is likely dead there is likely no hope this is likely a ginormous waste of time he probably was in over his head about some stupid shit like the moronic "business" man he aspired to be I will find and avenge him
Justin Collins
Watch as someone tried to hijack his car and killed him in the process.
Michael Scott
>Sweden, of all countries, saying this
Caleb Sanchez
i can smell your filthy fucking neckbeard from here
Ethan Reyes
sneakerfags btfo. No sympathy here. Sage.
Camden King
>She said he has been working on a prototype for an organic shoe made of pineapple and hemp.
Lincoln Torres
Empathy is for chicks
Chase Phillips
yeah dude this 29 year old uber driver who wanted to make shoes knew the true secrets of the illuminati so they killed him
John Barnes
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
Daniel Nguyen
He's dead, you'll probably find his body in a dumpster.
Evan Gonzalez
I'm in. Need some leads though. Has the vehicle been found? What's the sauce for his last known position? Where did he reside?
Samuel Brown
>Thiede was driving a black Altima with a California plate of 7CSD450, police said. Thiede is white, with brown hair and blue eyes, police said. He stands about 6-feet tall and weighs about 170 pounds.
All I got from basic googling.
Ryder Thompson
Life is irrelevant
Jeremiah Hughes
there are no leads OP is a dumbass fucking retard trying to play hero on a fucking politics forum
Jeremiah White
I hope he died screaming you massive faggot.
Cooper Carter
>Los Angeles
Another self righteous SoCal fag too stupid to carry a gun. Probably was going to design shoes for niggers too.
Jack Butler
OP I live in LA and when it comes to uber/lfyt you can be forced to pick up people anywhere. I was in downtown la last night and my uber driver that picked me up had just come back from the OC which is like a 50min drive and makes no sense as to how I was his next pickup.
Thing about la is it's pretty safe on the westside and downtown cause of cops but anywhere else and shit can get real fast. My friend was robbed at gunpoint at a well light gas station In the daytime in mid city... and another in leimert park lol.
Isaiah Ortiz
>be me >be Swedish >get fucked in the ass by sandniggers >Malmö >Göteborg 'Nuff said, fitta fisa.
Jackson Stewart
Not politics.
Lincoln Cruz
What about politics of negotiation?
If the dude is being kept ransom, it could prove useful in order to help bargain for his release.
Probably. I am running on almost 20 ounces of vodka with no sleep.
Christian Powell
You might want to ask Uber
Isaiah Taylor
NASA ARE LYING TO YOU. ELON THE JEW IS LYING TO YOU. SPACE IS ONLY IN YOUR IMAGINATION. AMATEUR TELESCOPES /NEVER/ SHOW WHAT NASA SHOWS. EVERYTHING NASA GIVES YOU IS CGI. EARTH IS FLAT. YOU'VE BEEN LIED TO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
Levi Roberts
What are you on about?
Jacob Robinson
K.
Joseph Bailey
why don't you just drink yourself to death you pathetic faggot
Brandon Sanders
I've been trying to for the last 2 and a half years.
My liver only continues to get stronger.
I started at 375 mL, then 750 mL, then 1 Liter, and now 1.750 Liters. My resistance only gets harder.