What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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Use a command seal to make her kill me.
>living as a ginger

Push her down and slap her.

>Shirou calling Saber, Arturia...
>Sword rests in her sheet
>talking separated by the sliding door
>kissing under the moonlight
>sleeping together in the same futon and handholding under the covers

Keep her mana topped off by dumping my load in her constantly and win the fucking war.

Do I have a soul?

was it rape

J-Jam it in!

yes, shinji's a rapist do you doubt it he won't do it to her?

>He doesn't know that if he over uses his projection magic he gets sweet white hair

She said please, so I guess it's okay to let her sleep in my room. I can take the sofa.

Probably be embarrassed and excited, and then start having uncomfortable, graphic, and inappropriate thoughts induced by chronic porn addiction.

I just realized how much it annoys me that MCs get to have sex with women without taking the initiative.

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS. YOU GOTTA PUSH FOR IT OR YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET IT.

I guess I'd move my video games from the shed back into my room.

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Fly to America and live in the middle of bum fuck Alaska with enough guard dogs and weaponry to kill a small army. Fuck participating in this blood cult ritual, it isn't worth it. Then I can give her mana every single day while I spend my days in leisure.

It turns out that handsome, muscular dudes get women throwing themselves at them.
Who knew?

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Wonder why I went to all the effort to build a cuck shed in the first place.

Yeah but no matter how handsome or muscular you are I've never seen a woman initiate sex. The better looking the guy the more ridiculous they'll get with their hints, but I've never seen a girl make the first move.

>shirou
>handsome or muscular

Stupid nigger isn't even magically powerful. He has nothing a woman would want.

Not anime.

>run away to the shed
Shirou has a cuckshed?

Accept it?
I don't really see any problem with it

Yeah it's fine, it's not like anything will happen. Nothing ever happens. Ever.

>ending a statement with a question mark
Back to >>>/facebook/

You too newfriend. You stand out and it sucks. Post less, lurk moar. You'll get more out of the board that way instead of trampling this place with your oblivious normie bullshit.

Are you retarded or something? My point was I never have sex with woman, how is that trampling this place with my oblivious normie bullshit?

I've been here for eight years I think you're the one who needs to fuck off

Of course it was rape. He rapes Sakura daily, raped Rider and tried to rape Rin.

Hide the cum casket.

You must not live in a liberal city like NYC

He's getting triggered by your writing style. Just ignore him.

Actually I looked back at his original post afterward and I'm pretty sure he just responded to the wrong person. I thought he just misunderstood what I wrote.

>Posting patently non-anime /soc/ blogshit on Sup Forums
>You're just triggered!

no, the original post was mine. he's the guy who told me to fuck off to facebook because I used a question mark

It is true though. Not everyone here is a loser unhappy with their life like you.

Oh so he's basically just autistic then?

I am a loser with an unhappy life and I'm still getting called out for using self deprecating humor. He's just an autist.

That's seriously fucked up?

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>It is true though
It doesn't matter! It's not Sup Forums. You're fighting to bring /soc/ and /r9k/ bullshit onto Sup Forums and it doesn't belong here. Just do the right thing and admit what you're doing is wrong, and is not good for the board.

Even if I turn my brain off for Fate, I can't really bring myself to accept that little girl is "King Arthur".

>that pure saber
MY FUCKING DICK

>talking about looks and muscle
>user changes topic to magic to feed his insecurity
just lift some fucking weights you stupid nerd

Not anime

>It doesn't matter! It's not Sup Forums. You're fighting to bring /soc/ and /r9k/ bullshit onto Sup Forums and it doesn't belong here.
Reminder that no one had a problem with blogging as evidenced by screenshots taken before the coming of reddit. Fuck off.

>Shirou
>Not handsome

>Sup Forums has never been about anime and manga, though!
You should just go back to plebbit where that kind of posting is welcome and encouraged. The rules here exist for a reason, and you should respect them. Why is that so hard?

Just let her do what she wants

>This is the legendary King Arthur.

Sometimes you forget how dumb Fate is

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Maybe Archer, but Shirou looks like your typical generic High School manlet VN protag.

I want to kiss Shirou on the lips. I want to touch his fluffy red hair and hold his hand while we're eating at the table while all the other uninvited sluts get angry and mad.

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Cuddle, cuddle until dawn.

If we're going by that logic, then this entire thread is deletion-worthy because its about a VN and not an anime. So fuck off, loser.

the 3rd route was so fucking bad and should not have existed, sakura is the worst character and the author makes you hate yourself for ever liking her for even a second

Is that why she slobbered all over Shinji's cock for the first two routes?

Tuck her in to bed then cuddle next to her.

>Talking about a VN
>Turning Sup Forums into a /r9k/ and /soc/ hangout

compared to your average japanese man shirou with his well built body and abs from his daily labour along with his generous and supportive attitude and him living alone in a huge mansion plus him being a world class cook I don't see why he wouldn't be popular

With that faggot attitude she will be the one giving you mana using her sword as strap-on

what do you expect of a slut? sakura a shit
Saber a best

>sex with sakura

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Why is Saber so much funnier (and cuter) in UBW as compared to Fate?

You've lost, kiddo. Just let it go.

>mfw most Sakurafags haven't even played her route
Its the only plausible explanation.

There are 3 places on Sup Forums you can talk about VNs
>Sup Forums: probably your best bet, might actually get some discussion
>/jp/: will just be ignored and die or be moved
>Sup Forums: literally why the fuck would you do this

Sure, fine, whatever.

Looks like that came from the mobage shit, and be honest here we never got to see that "Shirou"in the anime or VNs.

Still a manlet tho and it doesn't change the fact that he looks like a generic VN protag.

Also vg, they are cool peeps

>tfw you will never hug this Saber
Why live

Red haired VN protags are pretty rare actually.

Okay I'll give you that, still better than black or brown haired faggots.

Why did Nasu even make Shirou a ginger?

Original female Shirou wasn't a red head. So why Shirou?

>original female Shirou
More like Ahika

She gets better.

Abandon delusions of reality. This is a world with people who have blue and green hair, orange is no different. The warmer color simply makes him look stronger.

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I don't get it, whenever I make VN threads about Tsukihime on Sup Forums I'll get a 3 day ban telling me to fuck off to /jp/. Why is this shit suddenly allowed?

Tsukihime doesn't have anime for one

I got a one week ban for posting a F S/N potrait in a F S/N thread and when I appealed it, my appeal got denied and my ban length doubled. There's a reason why I block ads and will never, ever get a Sup Forums pass.

Technically, it does.

>because of some shitty forced ancient meme I can't seriously discuss something
Absolutely brilliant

Well it's really about Lancelot, that bitch.

Also there is also Galahad, she's desperate

What did she mean by this?

Mods are fags, what else is new?

>Why is Saber so much funnier (and cuter) in UBW as compared to Fate?

She becomes one of Shirou's bro's instead of his girlfriend so more space for bantz instead of arguments and thinly veiled lust.

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Cuddle and talk about her feelings

UBW is superior in every single way

Rider wasn't raped, she consented, otherwise he would have had to burn the book.

IN theory, the weird colors are supposed to be only something mage bloodlines have. But he explicitly has shitty circuits so I dunno maybe he has an Irish grandfather somewhere down the line.

>Implying Mordred is smart enough to beat a singleplayer game, much less beat someone else at a video game

What about those anons that claim the True End of UBW is a harem ending?

I read MoS as well but that is a brief portion of the route.

>Also vg, they are cool peeps

>they are cool peeps
They are bad at games though, this one guy I grouped with from /rsg/ (although nice) couldn't Voke to save his life and I died like 5 times in a 10 minute period.

>seeing a fellow /rsg/ poster in a Fate/Stay Night thread on Sup Forums
Reading this post made me do a double take
Most of the community is terrible at the game in general though so I'm not surprised

Oh yeah? Well if Mordred isn't smart, then how could she have figured out that Lily is the best version of Seiba?

Pure carnal instinct

She is objectively the worst tho, people get her for free/ a blu-ray bonus and she still sucks

>giving a shit about a mobage only worthy of fapping to