Boruto thread

Who would you choose?

Rabbit Ayy Lmao

I'm gonna choose best daughter.

first for hime

Fuck off Purpleshit.

>purpleshit
FORCED MEME ASSHOLE

Why not both?

Best daughter? Sarada? Kek

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Omg yes

Every daughter in Boruto is ridiculously good. Even the adult one. I choose them all.

No, I forbid it

I mean she has a point. Any shittiness borne in Salad is because Sakura decided to be a selfish single mother.

So what's she like in bed?

It's more like a mix of many shitty things. Shitty parents, shitty genes, shitty childhood.

My man

Good thing Sumire is an orphan.

Excuse me, how is Sakura "selfish"?

>25
>10/10 figure and personality
>still lives with dad
>still a virgin

Literally how?

Stays in a loveless, nonexistent marriage because of her own obsession.

>>still a virgin

You're crazy to think a sunny succubus like her isn't secretly fucking a cousin or servant or two.

That was a low blow.

I don't see the life she is living as selfish and even if she divorced him this whole thing wouldn't change.

And not just that, she expects her daughter to share and believe in her own delusions and get upset when she doesn't.

She convinced herself that both she & Salad were ok with Sasuke's absence because of her few memories with him. She should have at least started trying to get Sasuke to visit after Sarada started hinting about wanting to see him.

Sasuke is on classified missions and has a shady history, and not to mention socially reclusive -- Sakura isn't doing anything wrong in this situation, it's Sasuke.

She got upset that Sarada was shit talking her and and told her she was acting weird. I swear you guys create the oddest theories.

She's condoning and finding excuses for her husband's behavior instead of condemning it.

These faggots always see things that are not their to make Sakura sound worse. It's typical behavior at this point. If you're going to bash her, at least use facts, not your weird headcanons.

Nice fanfic.

It's not a theory that Sarada was doubting Sakura and Sasuke were a couple, it's the truth. Don't make it sound like I'm making up shit just because you don't remember what happened.

Sarada saying that Sakura and Sasuke's relationship is weird and questioning if they are even married at all is a perfectly reasonable thing, though.

For a decade, user. In those 10 years, he didn't bother to take a week or two to come visit. He didn't even bother to write.

But they are a couple. Sarada was being generally rude on the assumption that they are not.

Irl nobody would consider these two a couple, Sasusakucuck. You should at least admit that.

I find it suspicious when Gaiden first came out no one had any problem with Sarada questioning Sakura's marriage. now she's "shit talking" and being an ungrateful daughter? when did you all turned into ssfags tumblrwhales?

>he didn't bother to take a week or two to come visit. He didn't even bother to write.
Because he acts autistic as fuck. This is something you should know. Throughout the series he barely expresses himself properly ever since the massacre.

Sorry, man. They are canonically a couple. There is nothing to "consider". There is no questions. Read the Gaiden.

I hope sarada will continue to bring the bants going forward

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Sup Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

out of this world

Maybe because Sarada is ruder in the anime. She shouldn't be talking to her mother like that -- the woman who spent her life raising and taking care of her.

That's one sugoi ass pasta there, user

The SSfags were just as mad then about Sarada's behavior, except they were more distracted by denying that Karin could be her real mom.

The anime brought in a bunch of new people who most likely never read the manga. No way anyone who read 700+ chapters of Naruto gives a shit about Sakura.

this and he still manages to see Naruto secretly. He won't even bother make time for his family, secretly or otherwise but we all know Sasuke is shitty like that. Sakura should have grown a backbone after 10 years and told him to at least take a look at his kid irl once or twice. Sasuga Sakura still being deluded as fuck that Sasuke ignoring her is love and him not seeing his family is a perfect marriage as long as you don't talk about it.

except it's the other way around. Sarada has to go home early and do everything to take care of her mom. Meanwhile Sakura somehow is in debt working as a doctor.

Sure she is, suememe fag. Maybe it's better for your mental health to stop posting until your waifu gets a background shot.

>Sorry, man. They are canonically a couple. There is nothing to "consider". There is no questions. Read the Gaiden.

Being legally married and visiting once per decade isn't being a couple.

Anime only contrarian fags always show up after the episode.

The only reason he sees Naruto is because he'e the Hokage. It's pretty much business.

She will follow in her ancestor's footsteps

The fucking mental gymnastics people do to shit on Sakura. Wew.

>never kissed her husband
>sex lasted for 2 minutes
>husband disappeared for 10 years
>destroys her own house when her illusion of a happy life is questioned

it doesn't take much to find a reason to shit on Sakura

He could have squeezed his family in too, my man. Sakura could have even reminded him that they exist. Or something. She didn't seem to have a problem being with him when she wanted his cock.

>Sauce only got with Sakura because he was genuinely autistic and thought that was what he had to do

Dimension hopping travels when?

>girl chooses to be single mom because her thug oneitis is hot
>thinks this is ok as long as nobody talks about it
>daughter talks about it because she naturally wants a dad
>goes apeshit on her daughter and her house for it

Well the shoe fits perfectly

are you being serious right now?

Naruto was the same. The only reason he started paying attention to Hinata was because Sakura was pushing him.

Was there any expansion on them getting together in the novels? Or was it just Sakura appearing out of nowhere with Sasuke's kid and last name

So all the relationships are artificial. Neat!

And he's happier for it. Naruto's not the type to knock up a girl because somebody told him to.

Yeah, but the Last movie showed that Nardo genuinely fell in love with her. Besides that, Nardo and Hinata are good parents compared to Sakura and Sauce.

Because at first all evidence pointed to Sakura being a cuck, she even gives Shin a speech about genetic not being everything for family.

At the last minute we learn Sakura isn't a cuck and now pinkshit fans use that hindsight to get more defensive

There's no need to be upset.

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Can you image, a shadow clone orgy.

b-but user, that's extremely hot

Pretty much. The only genuine romances in this series are the ones which don't get focus like ShikaTemari and InoSai. And Narusasu of course.

Please, it's pitiful that it took a genjutsu to happen, for an author who writes this shit it's pretty much akin to admitting that it would never have happened otherwise. Moreover, Naruto doesn't like her, he likes that she likes him. It's pathetic as far as romances go.

>still a virgin

no proof if this is true

Watch as NaruHinafags flip out and capsize this thread after reading this post.

>It's pathetic as far as romances go
It is in compassion to the ones you've listed, but it's leagues above the abomination of a relationship that Sakura and Sasuke have. Fem Naruto & Sasuke vs Naruto &
Fem Sasuke?

Why does Karin exist?

to be the second most attractive girl after Tsunade

>InoSai
>genuine

Ino found a homosexual Sasuke but I repeat myself lookalike and mind-controlled him into marriage. Though at least she's happier than Sakura.

Wasn't it because the editor wanted Sasuke to have traveling companions to make his adventures more interesting? I don't think any of them were originally planned for the story.

Fuck off narutards

PffhahahahAHAHAHAHAHA!

Still a better love story than NaruHina and SasuSaku.

Bad guy healer for Sauce

Nice headcanon.

To be the yeast of the Sarada bread

Kishi has a bite fetish

This ugly art and crop, kek. Classic Sumirefags.

Don't feed them, user. Please

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Reminder that Kishimoto is a filthy foot fag.
I'm serious, look it up
it's the reason everyone wears sandals.

maybe he's just a sandals-fag

Do you think this is the face he made when he first deep throated Sasuke?

Can't wait to see that after a potential Nue seal and Boruto seal handholding scene.

Because no one really cared about Sarada. We knew basically nothing about her, and she was only there to be the daughter of Sasuke and Sakura. She had basically no character. Now that we know her a bit more, more and more people are starting to analyze her behaviour as an individual character. In other words, more people are taking her seriously, for better or worse.

>be Bort
>a violet haired vixen walks up to you and gives you the deepest of kisses
>unknowing to you, she slips you a roofie
>you're unconscious for a few hours
>you wake up to find out you're now trapped in another dimension with that same violet haired vixen with no way out

Wat do?

Nothing, enjoy the trip.

Well this thread died fast.

Just like Neji

kms

>Because no one really cared about Sarada
Are you retarded? Anons were all over her, saying how she should've been the MC, instead of 'entitled Naruto copy'.

What makes this thread differen than the other threads?

Anybody else notice how damn good the cinematography was in this episode?

Right with left personality. Class rep should keep her hair down.