What would sex with this bitch be like?

What would sex with this bitch be like?

like sex with me

Intense, kinky, and ecstasy.

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

euphoric.

loose

it would end wth her in tears or insulting you, it wouldn't as good as you thin, Revy is traumatised.

Stop asking this if you'll never follow through!!!

'gentle' femdom goodness
>gentle as in, doesn't involve literal bondage gear, and no other possible connotation

What's the point, halfway through she will start monologuing about how Roanapur is hell on Earth and you have to be dead to survive etc.

I'd be like fucking my ex, hot and sexy

She likes whips; you're out of luck, user.

You're an asshole and a self defeating coward.

>not liking sex while talking about random stuff

>be you
>you manage to beddazle revy
>you put the half chinese half american goddess to the bed
>you sex
>you almost done
>suddenly monologue about nihilism and death
You could finish after that?

Like a cold fish, with her judging you. It wouldn't be pleasant at all.

...

Would smell like cigarettes and cheap beer.

Even if they were offering it for free I wouldn't touch their crazy puss.

What is sex like?

Guess we'll never know.

Edgy like the shithole of a show she's from

Just like fucking a traumatised rape victim, pretty fun desu

She seems like the type that would start sobbing and crying after you were done.

She'd probably burst into tears half way through and ruin it

I would finish during that

What is sex with anyone like?

my man

Give Revy some credit she has plenty of experience in both ends so she'll be able to play it well even if she doesn't like it.

Its heavily implied that Revy and Rock have some sort of physical relationship going on. A guy doesn't usually hang around on a girls bed while the girl takes a shower and then comes out naked and have a casual chat.

I mean when they showed the rape she was kinda a fish ya know.

>traumatized girl
>femdom

All you'd get from her is vanilla and crying, son.

The rape isn't even canon and not present in the source material

There is nothing "usual" about their entire situation.

Quentin Tarantino has announced that he will be adapting Black Lagoon into a movie, cast it:

My picks
Revy - Scarlet Johansson
Rock - Idris Elba
Dutch - Samuel L Jackson
Benny - Danny Devito

They will have to wrap her in green for postproduction

>Revy - Scarlet Johansson
stopped reading there

>pork in the shell: the sequal

>Glorious year of our supreme leader trump may he forever reign, 2017
>replying to obvious bait

Revy

iirc she was horrified by the idea of anal when she saw it in some porn.

She wasn't horrified she was just surprised I believe the quote was
>Is that going in her ass?

was that her bed he was on?

Inferior to sex with Roberta

Probably

Who's that?

do you remember what chapter this was?

Only if she really likes you, and she only really likes Rock, so it would probably be dirty and efficient coitus.

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>he hasn't read the canon doujin approved by Hiroe himself

Does Tarantino even do adaptations? His shits all original screenplays, right?

She's sure assertive when fucking women.

This. The reproductive impulse is a depressing violation of human agency. It'd be comforting to know that the person trapped inside that other body understands that as well.

>do you want the Aloha shirt on or off?

Kill Bill is an adaptation (ripoff) of Lady Snowblood

I'd say inspired by it et al. Lady Snowblood is a very different work.

>Revy not topping

Dropped.

I think you're underestimating how many Japanese girl revenge movies there are

...

Is there a big torrent of them somewhere? I remember liking Gun Woman.

>I would finish because of that
Fixed that for you

kek

Rough and wild

too much damn work. unless its an amazing pussy is it worth having to go 120% percent, going 5th gear for hours.

then again I bet it would burn a lot of calories

>ywn get drunk and attack revy

good ... if you like getting STD 's

>he hasn't read the canon doujin approved by Hiroe himself

Was it actually?

>not the one where Dutch Fucks her
Delete this shit everyone knows
Dutch>>>>>>Rock

>Was it actually?
Hiroe and Azasuke are friends in the same doujin circle, I can't remember which but I'm pretty sure Hiroe went as far as to draw an official lewd for a Black Lagoon doujin liner page.

That's amazing, thanks for telling me, all the more glad to jerk off them now.

Jackie Brown was an adaptation of Rum Punch.

Sorta explains why Azasuke did so much Black Lagoon stuff.

disappointing 4her

if she was bored or not enjoying it you bet her foul mouthed ass would speak up, maybe even put a gun to the dudes head as motivation

kokujin get ye gone

Brazilian detected

What would sex with Jane be like?

I don't know, I've never had sex

tender with lots of kisses

where do you think you are?

i bet she wants to be dominated, just think, she's constantly in a dominant position because of her work, being helpless and submissive pet must get her wet.

Lots of poo with no loo

>i bet she wants to be dominated

She's a former dominatrix. Being dominated is the last thing she wants. Revy don't switch.

Maledom shitters always use this meme.
.

>maledom
you mean sex?

Maledom shitters also use this meme.

yeah, girls are the doms in sex and there is 53 genders, go back to tumblr

Having the female be a helpless submissive pet is not normal sex.

/thread
Nothing like pointlessness of life to help you bust a nut

>unironically nihilistic
Stay gay

This

Well, yeah, she wouldn't sub for any trash like that clientele. She would only go sub with that special someone she can show her vulnerable side to.

Revy would be uma thurman to be honest

dutch is pure man who doesnt need to fuck.

She's literally 60 years old

>believing that there's a inherent point to life that's come from the randomness of the void
>having a middle schooler's understanding of nihilism
>not creating your own meaning
Stay brainlet

Reminder that the label of nihilism is a spook

Technically I'm an Absurdist

for real tho terry crews would make a perfect dutch
it would be a serious role, though, so who knows if it would actually work

yall are dumb
the only way it would work is like in S&W
and it would be slow loving sex that doesn't last too long after a long conversation that they both enjoyed

Considering how racist everyone is in Roanpur, Tarantino would probably be a good choice to adapt it.