How should have Naruto ended other than ayy lmao's retconning?

How should have Naruto ended other than ayy lmao's retconning?

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal user can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to Sup Forums, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every user to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

Naruto dies protecting Sasuke, and uses his Jesus powers to cure him from his mental retardation.

Sauce becomes hokage. Decides that the Uchiha really are shit and that they'll die with him.

Sakura/Hinata/Sasuke should have all died

Sooner.

And yet Boruto is somehow totally OK.

>Hinata

shut up

>Naruto marries Sakura
>Sasuke marries Karin
>Shippuden ends and a new series begins with the characters as adults, minimal focus on their children

It should have ended with Sasuke dying and Hinata not even having interest in Naruto. The first fucking episodes had moments with Naruto fantasizing about Sakura. Shippuden did not need to exist, there's practically no threat because now Naruto and Sasuke have godlike powers

literally nothing to her character

It isn't.

fuck off narutards

>scrap Akatsuki and everything tied to it
>actually develop the characters other than nakama power
>Orochimaru stays the main villain

There. Now it's still space ninja shit but at least the plot is somewhat coherent

cringe

Gai kills Madara, end of series.

Haku killed him and Zabuza chopped Kakashi in half. The End.

>End of Chunnin Exams arc
>Danzo appears
>Seizes control of the village with official approval of the Land of Fire's Daimyo
>Declares war on the Sand Village because bring "tricked" by Orochimaru is not a good enough excuse
>While Kakashi's generation does not approve of this since they experienced the horrors of war as children the younger shinobi of the village want payback and rally behind Danzo
>To make up for the Leaf's weakend military power thanks to the invasion they are backed up by the Daimyo's personal army and the younger genin and Chunnin are required
>Since the Wind Daimyo already used the Leaf more than the Sand he secretly agrees to betray the Sand
>The Wind Daimyo's personal army pretends to back up the Sand and as the Land of Fire forces close in on the village the soldiers turn on the Sand ninja an start to slaughter them with help from Anbu they smuggled into the Village
>Just as it looks like the Sand Village is doomed Gaara desides to protect the village

That's all I've got for now.

>Sauce kills Itachi, finding out the truth, but doesn't sperg out about it and just returns to Leaf, thus ending his quest
>Nardo defeats Pain, gaining everyone's approval, thus ending his quest
>Konan succeeds in killing Obito

The end.

actually its really stupid that Daimyos played such a small role in such long series

Konan nobody gave a shit about her damm

Daimyo were unsurprisingly useless, the real power was with the Kage and shinobi in the hidden villages. It's unsurprising because the shinobi are the ones who are proficient in using chakra militarily and have a long history of different chakra uses, they guard their secrets carefully.

This

No one should have given a shit about Obito either.

>no threat
>naruto is dead
heh

Even though most of the war was dragged out to the extreme, I would change:
Kakashi and Obito having their final fight and Kakashi succeeding in killing Obito, leaving only Madara.
Guy actually dying from his 8 gates.
Naruto and Sasuke vs weakened Madara, no Kaguya bullshit and no random god powerups.
Actually, I would scrap the whole war in general, 99% of it was irrelevant and boring anyway.

Fuck off back to >>>/reddit/, Narutard

Ebin pasta mate.
Fuck off.

sakura should have won desu

>Sauce kills Itachi, finding out the truth, but doesn't sperg out about it and just returns to Leaf, thus ending his quest
>Konan succeeds in killing Obito
These would be anticlimactic as fuck though

This.

Have Gai with 8th gates be the strongest ninja of all time.

Mod is that you?

Should have been no ayyysss,masked tobi should have been the final boss without pretending to be madara. No war arc and no retarded powerups. Narutos final form is sage mode

>Madara gets his second Rinnegan back and starts casting Mugen Tsukuyomi
>instead of an eye, letters appear on the moon
>"just a prank, bro"
>Obito points at the hidden camera held by Zetsu
>everyone starts laughing
>Hinata trips on Neji's corpse because she can't stop giggling
>Kakashi congratulates Obito
>Naruto and Sasuke lean onto each other, guffawing while having flashbacks of the best moments of the joke
>Madara and Senju Brothers go for a drink
>everyone grabs the bodies of their relatives while chuckling
>Uchiha is now known as the coolest clan in the village
>Madara becomes the Prankkage

It should've ended when he defeated Obito, and Madara allowing himself to be seal again after having a good time on the battle field.

It was all a genjutsu placed on Minato by Madara.

Wouldn't have made it better in any way but when I saw Kimmimaro was revived I was hoping for a reunion of him and Jugo. I always hated the fact that Jugo sucked Sasuke's dick just because Kimmimaro mentioned him that one time.

Sasuke kills Obito and confronts Naruto after the Pain arc. Then they duel over who becomes hokage, because Tsunade died.

It is revealed at the end that every character is insane and they are all in an asylum. Shizune is one of the nurses who works there.

Sumirefags OUT

Rock Lee becomes MC

Should have ended with getting assume back instead of dragging it out for another 800 episodes in shippuden

Ends after Pain and Itachi fights, sasuke never comes back
or
Naruto does actually win the fight at the waterfall at the end of part 1, breaking many of sasukes bones and destroying his limbs in the process so he can forcefully bring him back like he said he would and after the fact feels so much guilt he an heros

After Pain arc...
Naruto finds out that Pain was merely a pawn and the real power behind it is "madara".
Obito puts his plan into motion, reviving the chakra tree and becoming a god then using a perfect genjitsu(no moon bullshit)to force people to obey instantly and force eternal peace.
Kakashi gaiden happens but the ending doesn't, obito merely goes insane from years of watching the horrors of the world unfold in front of him.
Madara slowly corrupts and changes him into his perfect likeness. One that will help set things into motion for his inevitable resurrection and deification.

Kagura actually exists, but she's not a moon princess or alternate universe goddess.
She's a high priestess of an only shinto style religion and she was tempted by a demon from the underworld.
They would give her eternal beauty and the power to end the war if she would but give them the souls of the evil people who hurt her and threatened the safety of her kingdom.
She planted the seed of the chakra fruit in a pile of corpses and it sprouted quickly and grew it took in the bodies of the dead and the living alike. It also took in the bodies of the attacking warriors and innocent villagers alike, much too her horror.
After some time screaming and holding her hands to her head to drown out the sound of mirthful laughter coming from nowhere and everywhere she picked the single fruit that the tree bore and she ate it.
It was the sweetest and most bitter food she had ever tasted. The lives of those people.
It finally broke her and remade her into an eternal living goddess who would know neither natural age nor natural death.
How she came to teach the world about chakra I don't know.
But they do know that nearly all basic techniques are based on the teachings of her religious sect and that the followers of the goddesss/ninja and sages went to war.

Madara seeks to set the seeds for a war to occur using obito.
To get resurrected, to become a god, and to have fun kicking peoples ass

should have stopped around 24 episodes like any good anime

Sasuke should've died instead of characters that people actually like....like Neji.

No it's not.

How did Sai's revived brother knew his new name when he had no idea what happened after his own death like Kakuzu?

I'm glad Naruto ended how it did because if it didn't we wouldn't have gotten AOTY Boruto

killer yourself for posting this pic

Pic related.

That would be literally nerfing Madara just to get Gai to kill him.
It's not like Madara used Susanoo and all that other high level jazz nor madara didn't know about the gates himself, even Kakashi can do it. and Madara had a crazy regenerative body so he could probably do 7 gates without problems hell maybe even 8 as Naruto was able to heal Gai using the Sage power, something Madara had.
That fight was intentionally arranged to make Gai look good. Kishimoto did the same with the Tailed Beast and Madara to show off his power, having captured the beast, something it took like 17 years to Obito done in seconds by the all powerful Madara which was obviously to mark his fall from grace as there was no way Kishimoto could show him doing feats of the same caliber again.

Madara nearly succeeds in killing Naruto and Sasuke, but is sealed at the last second by the pot that was used to contain the 8-tails. Naruto and Sasuke have the same second Valley of the End fight, except Sasuke wins, kills Naruto and absorbs Kurama, crowns himself God-Emperor. Series end right there

I think Naruto had a okay/good idea that was executed really poorly. I liked the idea of Naruto's struggle trying to belong to a group and having his strength based on being part of a group contrasted with Sasuke's struggle to be self-sufficient. Having to rely on ayy lmao and destiny to explicitly spell out that theme towards the end speaks volumes to pacing issues with this storyline. Naruto "peaked" in his goal after he saved his village from Pain and Sasuke "peaked" in his goal after he killed Itachi. Naruto being accepted by the rest of the ninjas of the world and Sasuke abandoning his teammates after trying to kill the Kages were not eventful occurrences and were things were just accepted. The only real conflict left with this storyline after those two events was Naruto trying to have Sasuke come back to his group and Sasuke trying to get rid of the only person who he still had ties to (Naruto). This conflict was covered in 4 chapters at the end and required the background of an ayy lmao spelling out "Hey do you remember that Naruto and Sasuke have different goals and values? They are like these guys!" Hundreds of chapters of a war arc that went on way too long and gave constantly escalating fights ruined this pacing. Having Naruto actually have to work to earn the respect of the rest of the ninja world would have help with this pacing. This may also have helped with the whole "literal who" replacements for the Kages at the end of the series.

Hagamoro fighting Madara instead of Kaguya fighting Team 7 + Obito. Also remove the whole alien aspect, and that Zetsu was the mastermind behind everything.

Falling for bait
Newfags everywhere

She's cute.

She's fucking pure as fuck. Greatest shounen girl in anime

I jack off to konan regularly

No other way. Best girl fucking won. Pink shit is in the sewer.

>Orochimaru remains the main villain
>The plot remains much tighter, focusing on Hidden Leaf national concerns instead of pan-ninja world bullshit
>Eye bullshit is not developed beyond the most basic powersets
>Foreign villages remain threatening
>Political intrigue is the main hostile force in the world
>The characters develop into an adult mindset, and they do so quickly
Boom.

Wait, is Road to Ninja canon?

Yes.

Konan was cute. Probably the most cute after Tayuya and adult Hanabi.

naruto shouldve ended after he defeated pain