Redpill me on Dungeons and Dragons

Redpill me on Dungeons and Dragons

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It's fun.

it's fun, but it depends on the people you play with

Pretty good, when I actually get my family all together at once, shitty schedules and such. Love it when the ritual activates the ancient bridge between hell and earth, and Satan himself strides though to drain the blood of the innocent. I have another session planned this evening, matter of fact

Archaic nonsense, that’s what the Sky Rim was invented for.

It's a good introduction to the concept of intersubjective experience and an abstract consensus reality.

It takes a long time to realize that almost everything else is as well, just on a larger scale.

>t. Jack Chick

Most of Sup Forums years to bring back the days when these nerdy faggots got their shit wrecked by alphas.

>yearns

It's fine for children but is absolutely degenerate for adults.

I liked to RP young female characters when I played.

its fun, but it depends on who you play with.

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Did you tuck in your dick and speak in a higher falsetto as well user?

>not playing redpilled Vampire or Mage

>tfw playing a racist Toreador whose unlife’s work is painting anti-Semitic paintings
>tfw playing a Ventrue with clan weakness of Jew blood

Its pretty neat depending on who you play with. If you are like most people who use this site (Read: sociopaths) you can also use it as a tool to practice manipulating others.

/fit/ here
Want to try faggot because I'll bust your head with me axe

>Worshiping a kike.

>blue oyster cult is satanic
>calls out the jew
No

the best game you can play, execute the (((elves))) asap

no. best character was in pathfinder. a young human cleric that channeled negative energy and wielded a scythe. who doesn't like scythe lolis?

>only 3d symbols have power
>please don't burn this tract

I can't believe they actually had to put that in

>not playing as the master race

My time as a DM began my life long love of sadism

Get right
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D&D should come with a free blotter sheet of acid

>(((elves))) are the true master race goy
>ignore humans goy
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>Red pill me on X. (with no extra content or input of your own)

Cute ruby you have there.

Clerics don't use negative energy and can't use scythes unless they choose a weapon proficiency later.

leads to mass shootings

>I'm a faggy vampire
>Not being the paladin who must crusade and retake Constantinople
Pleb

>*sucks ur dick*

We politics now

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>what are Ventrue in OWoD Dark Ages

This scene in E.T. always looked cozy. Also, youtube link related, D&D explained.

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create campaigns that redpill your group

You're all wrong. The master race has darkvision and a 30 foot move speed.

He's right you know.

Thank you.

Remember: it is the duty of every man of Taldor to bring Civilization to the women of the Barbarians.

doesn't work without adults

Theres the crusader class for that

fuck forgot pic.

like pottery

>Playing world of darkness
Nigger why

like i said pathfinder not d&d

if elves are the master race how come humans are overall the most played

The upside down cross is not a satanic symbol, its a christian one that represents humility.

Just because adults made it doesn't mean they should play it. Do you plan on reading Harry Potter in you're late 30's?

>LOTR is satanic
This rustles me more than it should
Tolkien literally based the entire universe on the notion that God must invariably exist in all universes, and made Eru Iluvatar

What is theta doing on there? Is trig satanic?

>its a christian one that represents humility
No

3.5 was great because of how bad the rules are.

Pathfinder was a money sink as a "fix" to 3.5 but made the already broken classes stronger and made the average classes shittier

4th ed was crap

5th ed is really lazy crap.

>Munchkin Quest

I prefer the d10 system

I use to play it with my math teacher. It's fun as fuck

D6 as featured in West End Games Star Wars is the superior system

You aren't playing properly unless your Paladin ends up with a Succcubus Waifu and bastard children from at least 7 different species.

i always knew i hated elves for some reason i couldn't quite place

Yes, yes it is. Well at least, according to Christian tradition. St. Peter was crucified an upside down cross, because he didn't want to mimic the way Christ died.

Is this Sup Forums

wow great argument my guy. I guess its not a christian symbol.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross_of_Saint_Peter

It's a great game for smart people who have an imagination. Sargon's Thinkery channel has a pretty good D&D series going.

Still says Clerics are only proficient with simple weapons therefore my argument still stands.

Elves are for the Human Fighter to bang. Elves are for banging, not for playing.

if you don't play as a skeleton homebrew you've got problems

No, this is.

This thread is a joke.

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Does that mean that you need a very high IQ to understand D&D?

No this is Sup Forums user.
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>wrong

play before you attempt to DM. it's fun. If you play a wizard you can jump off buildings cuz u can fly.

How about learning how to shoot, hunt, and survive with your brothers? Not fun enough for you user?

Source or GTFO user.

>D6
You should be ashamed of yourself

You have to be good with statistics, at least on a visit level. It also seems to facilitate critical thinking, imagination, and teamwork.

>Rock music, LOTR, DnD, Halloween, vidya, FUCKING MEDITATION and cyberpunk are all satanic

What the fuck does this guy do for fun?

Look up death domain cleric you scrub
>not using the dungeon masters guide
Next thing you know you’ll try to tel me I can’t be an evil paladin.

fuck children

He's wrong about meditation but that other shit is definitely degenerate.

how new are you
did you enter one paganism thread and now you think everybody on this board is fucking varg
we live in the suburbs nigger

Am I white? Pic related

>Imagine being this faggot.

I did and I've come to the conclusion that a Cleric that uses negative energy is about just as much of an oxymoron as an evil paladin.

So get the fuck out of your house and do something useful user.

>Unironically Larping right now

>cross of st. peter is satanic

protestantism, not even once.

>satanic game
>bettered by various RPG videyo games

Then you clearly are going off of your own biases and not the lore written into the game. There is no reason why a cleric placating evil gods for negative energy is any different than a cleric begging benevolent deities for miracles.

yeah i'm sure banging rocks together will really save the white race

>Me, a newby Pathfinder Player
>Makes Paladin. High Charisma for lulz.
>Party includes Elf Cleric and Dwarf Ranger as well.
>Normal shit for awhile, we level up.
>We go on patrol around the Worldwound.
>Party gets ambushed. My Paladin gets separated from the others.
>Fights Succubus, hard battle.
>Defeats Succubus. Spares her life and uses crazy Charisma to kinda flirt/lecture
>Succubus flirts and flies off. I relocate team.
>A while later, we visit my orders hold.
>Team meets master who raised me. Cool guy.
>Succubus pops up but gets injured in skirmish with a random patrol. My Paladin pursues her.
>Finds her and heals her. Bants ensue, as does mutual attraction. Secret romance begins.
>A few missions later, Master starts to get suspicious. He spies on me.
>Finds my Paladin banging the Demon in the woods. Gets pissed.
>He orders me to leave so that he can slay the foul temptress.
>I refuse. Tell him, "Touch her and die, old man"
>Fierce duel ensues. I nearly lose, but manage a couple lucky hits. Victory.
>Master refuses to surrender, and I am forced to slay him. Much sadness. Succubus comforts me.
>Patrol crashes in, alongside team.
>Team retreats, Succubus in tow.
>Succubus tags along on a mission every now and then. My high charisma slowly turns her grey.
>Epilogue sees my Sorta Fallen Grey Paladin married to a Partially redeemed succubus with a couple Tielfling children.
>Paladin run complete.

it used to be a white haven, in a white setting, celebrating white folklore.
in the past couple years its been a fountain of degeneracy.

pic mostly related.

sounds sexy

Molyneux used to be a hardcore dnd player

its for fags
real men don't waste their time setting up all that BS necessary for the game
real men have jobs and more important hobbies
real men have some fag set it up for them, and then play it for 20 minutes before leaving "because my wife needs me" when in reality they're just bored

So much salt over a kid's game anons. Get your priorities straight.

Based user is based.