Is it worth it to join the French Foreign Legion? Why doesn’t America have one?

Is it worth it to join the French Foreign Legion? Why doesn’t America have one?

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yes goy

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America doesn't have one because we don't have a bunch of overseas colonies filled with niggers that need protecting. Joining a country's foreign legion is probably the most cucked thing you can probably do.

As A non-aussie who work as wetback here and consider to join FFL to escape poverty, let me give you some quick rundown.

FFL only worth when you are a fucking 3rd worlder who are desperate to escape poverty or your past.
And if you are 1st worlder who can't join your nation's army because you fucked up big time.
The pay is shit compare to other 1st world army, the condition is shit, the rule is full of bullshit.
The first contract will be a 5 year contract, no buts.
FFL is full of slavs, mongorians, nepals.
The whitest of FFL is South Africans.
And it is brutal as a legionnaire, you are just a cannon fodder for french.
>Imagines macron decide to fuck with some shitskins, you will be first to send, you will take the blame, you will have almost no backup.

Why doesn't US have one?
Niggas, any non-US citizen or green card holder who want to join professional army will give away one of his balls to join US army, this is how good US army is.
And lot of mexican will fill their ranks.

>Why doesn’t America have one?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Legion

I was thinking about joining too after I graduate college if I still haven't met a girl I'd like to marry by then.

If I have nothing holding me here I'd rather move to Europe citizen then sticking around for the shit show when whites become a minority. As well fucking around shooting niggers in Africa for 5 years seems like a fun adventure, and I don't want to join my own nation's military because serving with women is dishonorable, and I don't want to fight for Jews.

Haven't causalties been pretty low for the past couple of decades though?

What would you reccomend for me?

Our entire military is a foreign legion.

Can you stupid americants leave this board for good?
It is unbelievable what type of retarded shit i read from you fucks day in and day out.
>ffl
>not doing the bidding of the jews
Just fucking stop

Sorry Finn, we made the internet. Go back to ski-fighting Russians. If Finland disappeared tomorrow, pornhub would still be intact

casualty been low, that says that there are not much deployment, which mean less money, less action and more boring shits.
IF FFL have some action, don't expect some air force to watch over their sorry ass.

USAF if you want to have a better life.
You can take contract work to fly some heli or jet for some arab country, hell lots of money.
USMC and SEAL (or any other SF) if you can, if you want to do all those shitty infantry action, you might even get recruit by alphabet agent if you are outstanding.

Europe isn't any better, you want to fuck some shit up in Africa, get into military, train well, hopefully there will be a Rhodesian 2.0 or rally it with your mates, then you guys can fuck shit up, might even take all the Africa for the kek.

All they do is fuck with their former African colonies to feel like their still world power right?

Thats very different from overthrowing Saddam Hussein so our kike masters can feel a little safer in Israel.

Fuck over their African colonies for now, if a race war break out in France
>Native French against nu-french
And the gov decide to get rid of the native, who will they send?
>FFL fuck yeah!

FFL deploy at Afghanistan since the war.

Becsuse we’re not Faggots

SURRENDER

>Why doesn’t America have one?
Because we aren't a shithole nation full of cowards that needs to hire shithole subhumans and criminals to fight our conflicts.

Forgot to mention, the req to entry is 7 pull up and 7 beep test.
Since the competition with slavs and mongorians are fiery, and most burgars are not welcome, you will have a hard time just to enter.

Hey man, I was in the Legion. Don't join is my best advice. You're really young to be worried about not having a wife. And the Legion sucks now anyways. You'll probably be stationed in France watching the Eiffel tower or some shit. At least I got to go to Africa, but it sucks hardcore in the Legion. Don't be retarded and think of something better to do with your time.

What if I joined the paratrooper unit? That in particular is the unit I'd like to join.

>hopefully there will be a Rhodesian 2.0 or rally it with your mates, might even take all the Africa for the kek
A good 60% of the reason I want to join is so I can larp as a Rhodesian soldier desu. How likely is Rhodesia 2.0 of happening before I turn 40 though? (20 now)

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Illegal immigrants can get citizenship for 4 years of service fighting Jewish wars. Our entire military is basically the foreign legion.

>subhumans
Why do you keep bringing 44% into there?

Start brushing up on your French now. The last time I looked at joining they were rejecting people who couldn't speak rudimentary French. As far as casualties go, you do cost money to replace, but the drill sergeants will remind you in basic training that you came there "to die".

I can already do 10 pullups. My upper body strength is pretty good.

My cardio kinda sucks though (8 minute mile) but I have a year and a half to train.

SEALS?

I'm SE asians, can I join?
I don't want your citizenship, just want the salary and experience, then I will fuck off to somewhere else taking contract works.

Please tell me where to join.

We do, they're called PMCs

Aubagne dude, are you too stupid to even google? You'll wash out anyways, so it doesn't matter

The physical requirements are insane for that though, I'd have to forego school and dedicate my life to training for it for a good 6 months prior.

Already doing duolingo. Will that be enough?

Fuck I thought you mean USMC, my bad.

>Too lazy to train for "6 months" to be in one of the most elite fighting units in history
>Thinks he will be able to handle even the first month of scrubbing dishes and cleaning rocks during FFL training

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mein bruder is in it, AMA

Not to mention the diversity in it.
Anyone will be red pill by the time the contract end.

The FFL has only ever surrendered once, and it was because there was only two men left who were literally dogpiled to prevent them from fighting

Why he didn,'t join Leaf Armed Forces? They pay well there

Its not that I wouldn't jump at that opportunity to become a SEAL if I could, its that I would have no way to support myself for 6 months as I train to get in fucking flawless physical condition, and even then I don't know if my willpower would even be enough for the training. youtube.com/watch?v=o067761qRuI

I'm sure being in the FFL will be harder then anything I've experienced in my life (which is what I want btw), but its understandably a lot easier to join then the fucking SEALs.

No, USMC is easier for you.

I wanted to become a Marine since I was a little kid (my grandfather was one in Vietnam, and his dad one in WW2), but they're allowing females to join on active roles so I refuse.

US military is no different at this point. Probably even more diverse.

So you going to let some wyman to block your military dream?
Fuck it, man, just go in a become a god dammit marine!
Follow your father and your father's father's footstep, embrace your family's traditional of marine!
Those wyman can suck your dick if they need to, but just ignore them!

Women have no place in the military. This is something I hate Obama for more then anything else he took this from me. There is no honor in serving now. I won't die because of a fucking roastie's incompetence, or risk killing my life for people that lack traditional values so much they are ok with their martial honor be denigrated like this.

>you've got a gay
Jokes aside, while I do agree they have no place in fighting positions, they have very important roles like admin, combat cook, supply, and bearing future warriors

>admin
>admin
>admin

You must be joking.

FAMAS is the cuckest firearm.

They have no place in any of it. Their involvemen tonly ends in the death of western manly bravado and heroic masculine spirit.

How does he like it?

You, burger, are a being a retard right now. You live in one of the most well off part of the world, and it is still not good enough for you? There are many people who'd ant to be in your place but they cant, instead they are stuck here. Also a newsflash: Europe will be non-white too pretty soon, so you'd be jumping from one hole into another (a worse one at that)