Brit/pol/ - wage slave edition

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alri

Anime

3rd for Hong Kong

Nth for Migrant Britain

>1daywithoutus

>Crime goes down
>Gang Activity ceases
>streets smell better

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Goalposting has spilled out of brit/pol/

I fucking hate Mondays and Sundays. Every Monday and Sunday is a hell to me. I don't even wage slave or have to be up early either, I just get anxious knowing today could be the day I stop getting away with it! And by that, I mean being a long term don't give a fuck NEET who spends all day browsing the internet, reading, listening to music, and wanking. I hate Mondays because a Monday could potentially be the day my world comes crashing down around me all at once. I feel anxious between the hours of 8am to 5pm every weekday. I try to sleep through it so I don't feel it.

Today could be the day.

What can i say to get called racist in greggs?

I'm homeless for 10 months, I've got $3 and that pic made me LMAO!!!

I'm so happy we've seen the last of Brendan Cox.

Fuck a job

Feels good, now i'm gonna watch one piece episode 84 but holy fuck this anime serie is long

GP refused to see me because im White lads

Lads i feel im turning into a londoner

he arrange for abbot to be killed to distract

This thread lacks Hitchens.

Morning fellas

mronin

Why haven't you taken your wife's surname yet? It's 2018 stop living in the past

bbc.co.uk/news/stories-42961568

no wage slaving for me today, i have a day off work

Can someone redpill me on these guys? What do british people think about them? Are they /yourguys/, or maybe people believe that they are a disgrace to your nation?

someone petrol bomb the BBC and hit the editors office

they where better in the BBC top gear, the new show is crap

Their banter is quite enjoyable but that Americlap audience exploding into thunderous roars after every little punchline is annoying as fuck.

i like it when jezza goes off the rails making racist/politically incorrect jokes and punches people

Redpill me about Godfather of Grime

Just betamales obsessed with tthe usual football and petrol engines. Manchildren. Possible right wing leaning, but seeing as they are shallow actors, mostly irrelevant.

AV U BIN HRONKON

what the fuck was up with you last night?

OMFG FUK U PAKI
BRITAIN IS EMPIRW

/early morning crew/

>thought Theresa may would announce a reduction in tuition fees today
>she's announcing a year long review that will probably bury the issue

Based PM

A HAHAHAHA BASED FAGS

FUK OF SHIL
VREXIT MEENS BREKITS

You’re still going mental even after sleeping?

He's in super saiyan mode

Eddie is just angry becuase he hasn't patted enough micks heads with his soft Anglo hands.

>using the gay flag

Jezza is the epitome of alphaness , even if he is quite immature

omg just fuck off you bender faggots fucking wish they still shocked you until you went normal

Centrist boomer, centrist gen X manlet, centre-right boomer

...

The average Anglican's IQ is almost a standard deviation above that of the Poorthener's. Not only that but Anglicans look distinctly different from their poorer counterparts: they're usually better looking, yes, but I mean phenotype-wise. Brain May, Queen member and Astrophysicist, looks awfully similar to his fellow Anglican, Isaac Newton, does he not? Have you ever seen a lower-class person look like Brian May? No, of course not, because there are irreconcilable genetic differences between Poortheners and Southerners. On that basis, I propose that Poortheners should be classified as a different non-British race. Their culture is different from ours (fine art VS me footie), they speak their own incomprehensible regional dialects, and they're racially different from us. That's enough justification for a divorce in my opinion.

Have you came out to your parents yet

poortheners are mostly anglicans tho (outside of liverpool)

No but I think they know.

Do you have gay-face?

Those are like Christians who convert to Judaism.

I don’t know.

Have people called you gay before?

Yeah people have said I have that way about me.

Have you been called a poofter

no

I don't blame you for going gay. Northern "women" are repulsive

LMFAO BASED SOUF
KEKEKEK
IM A ENGLISHNATIONOST
FUCK NORFNERS
KEKEKEK

most women are

Southern women are either stuck up dolled up sluts or pakis

Eddie has finally swallowed the redpill on Northeners. Good for you.
>that flag
Another Northern homo? Hardly disproving me. Northern women are fat, dumb and belligerent - much like their male counterparts.

EMPUR BY XMASSSS

>when the Poorthern economy is so bad you're forced to live in your car off rustlers

Eddie's one of the richest men in the North.

REMINDER: BUY PINK CARTOGRAPHY PAINT (PCARP)

I TOLD YOU TO BUY YESTERDAY DURING THE DIP

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS LISTEN

I TRIED TO HELP YOU NEET GIMPS AGAIN, BUT ITS LIKE YOU ENJOY BEING POOR

t. Made over 9k £GBP while I slept

Nembutal lads

The perfect way out

What's going on with Eddie? Has he snapped (again)?

I'M REDPILLED DKEKKEKEKEK
YORKSHER NEW CAPITAL KEK
FUKIN NIKE THE PAKIS.
BUT NURF IS GAY LNAO

Reminder that someone somewhere thought this was a good idea
youtu.be/cgLZSZqEZF8

top kek poorthener posting triggers e*die

>Po*rtheners

Come back BNP, all is forgiven.

I miss having a Nationalist political party, even if they were shit. If they stopped being cringe and just held on long enough for the new generation then it would be sound.

LMFAO BLACKPILS VTFO
EMPUR RESTOOR

top quality satire me lad, r u comin to tha' footy later on yea?? Luv a spot o' Membe me.

WTF JON UKEP
BRESIT MEENS REXIT

Do you just put your blankets over the window when you need a cheeky wank or do you do it through people's windows?

Eddy likes to stare into the children's bedrooms... Gives him food for thought

Gotta find a place more than 50m from a school so he doesn't end up on a register.

WRD U FUG SHIL
KYS
I AM REDPILLED ED

>I told him no?
>I wanted him to try harder?
>Why didn't he try again?

What?

KYS SHIL

He sperged out last night when discussing whitepill Vs blackpill

DAY OF RAPE 4 U

DAY OF THE JOBCENTRE for you, Ed.

WTF U SHIL CUNT
IS BREKITS FAGT GO VOT REMANE

Take the CHEDpill

WTF STO PISTIN THIS SHIL SHIT

>I wanted him to try harder. Why didn't he try again?

hmmm maybe because he didn't want to get accused of harassment?

Have you got a week off work or did you get sacked?

IM EDDY. IM A MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS WHO LIVES IN HIS CAR AND I AM NOT FAT. DID I TELL YOU HOW I'M NOT FAT? ANYONE SMARTER THAN ME IS AN ANONYMONG.

Just had a look at that retard Ali dawaw, I'm a bit concerned looking at the amount of views compared to people on the other side of the fence. There's a small army of equally retarded people supporting his piss poor arguments, we've got problems chaps, big problems.

I'm at work but it's dead

lol

>Having a job
Poorfag detected

At least you're not huddled in your car, I suppose.

why do you live in your car bro?

I don't, that's the other guy

He doesn't appear to have quite finished, yet.

What's going on Eddie? Are you okay mate?

He's just mental.

I dare you to go mental in there.

oh i see. do you know why he lives in his car? seems and odd decision to make

Great news everyone: Eddy has found a home!
youtu.be/gjctkCBK8Nc