Christianity is incompatible with your beliefs

Sup Forums loves to pretend to be holy and love the Bible. However, the Bible contradicts everything you say. All you do is cherry pick quotes and twist them to support your views, namely, things from the Old Testament such as hating gays or women which any good Catholic knows is no longer the law as Jesus fulfilled it and made it irrelevant. Maybe one day you'll realize Catholicism is incompatible with being right wing, Jesus would've taken in refugees and would've preached tolerance and equality

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>Christianity
>Catholicism
pick one

POL BTFO

>foreigner
Maybe one day you'll realize that writing like a bitch is not very effective.

>implying Jesus smiles up in heaven when two dudes butt fuck each other

>cherry pick things from the Old Testament
>Jesus fulfilled it and made it irrelevant
>pic is leviticus
Really made me think.

>old testament
So what you're saying is, open borders for israel?

>Your beliefs are not compatible with what you believe

You are really stupid OP. This thread is really stupid.

I was never foreigner in Egypt. Your literalism fails.

old testament nooooice

>Leviticus being worth shit

It also tells me not to wear mixed cloth. I think we are at the point where we can pick and choose what parts of the bible we listen to.

Serious answer...
> Making sure they abide by our laws is not mistreatment.
> Making sure they enter the country the legal way is not mistreatment.

Jesus jerks off dogs. He waits until 2-3am on a Wednesday night, and quietly slips out his back door, and in his backyard he eases himself over the fence into his neighbors yard. Creeping through the darkness guided by the pale yellow beam of a penlight, he approaches his neighbor's doghouse. Once he gets close enough for the dog to hear him, the german shepherd-boxer mix emerges from the doghouse, tail wagging. He knows what is about to happen.

Jesus crouches next to the dog and cradles the dog's massive sheath in his hand, gently gripping. The dog's breathing quickens and it begins to bump it's hips as jesus rocks his hand back and forth. Jesus groans in ecstasy as the dog's thrusting intensifies, and loud dog grunts fill the night air and jesus's other hand begins rubbing his small penis through his jorts. The dog latches onto jesus' upper arm with it's front legs and the dog begins jackhammering the air, his massive swollen erection flopping freely as jesus grips the huge red knot. gouts of hot sour dog semen launch into the moist night air in steaming loops and jesus adds to the grunting as he approaches orgasm. jesus's leg shivers as he unloads the holy ghost into his underroos. Satiated, cowardly jesus scurries back to his trailer to clean himself in his ugly yellow stand up shower. The dog stands there in the dark, confused but satisfied.

That's what jesus does.

Jesus does that.

>foreigner
>immigrant
>leviticus
>doing what jews do

this is exactly the opposite of Christianity actually, and part of the synagogue of satan

The Bible also says to follow the law of the land dickbag

I wonder who wrote that....

Fake, he's not even hard.

UH

>Christianity
>Old testament
Haha

foreigners are free to join Israel, they join the tribe wherever they decide to reside. What open border idiots leave out is that you MUST convert in order to live in Israel. You cant be a foreigner and bring all your customs to the land.

Immigrants come legally and are invited. These people are invaders.

mixed cloth, or mixing crops was a practice done by pagans that have spiritual connotations. The reason why they couldnt do it was to DISTINGUISH themselves from pagans. Those ordinances were done away after Christ, so it doesnt matter anymore

Not an argument

whats the point of this?

This based Mexican gets it

Because you made them illegal and refuse to invite them

i'd be willing to agree with that tweet on the condition that "rob fee" can prove he never wore clothing made from two different textiles at the same time

>Jesus would've taken in refugees and would've preached tolerance and equality

Jesus wasn't en economist, nor was he a patriot.
If he lived in modern times, he'd probably be wondering why the hell we don't already have a wall on our southern border.

>Those ordinances were done away after Christ, so it doesnt matter anymore

show me where jesus said this

Old Testament also bans mixing fabrics.

>Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that entereth not by the door into the sheepfold, but climbeth up some other way, the same is a thief and a robber.
I can cherry pick too.

So no one will address the fact that the Old Law has been fulfilled and yet you cling to it to justify your hatred of gays. Sad!

>1PBTID
Everyone is a hypocrite sometimes. Regardless of the context, humanity is imperfect, and hypocrisy can be a necessary evil to avoid an even worse fate. I at least know when I'm being hypocritical and am able to admit it, can you?

I have known a couple of people who have made this claim and never read the full passage it is from. The problem with quoting scripture they know nothing about is it becomes very easy to call them out on it.

If Sup Forums followed the Old Law and not just the part about hating gays and women, they'd be wearing sacks and not using credit cards

Corinthians 5:11
>But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people.

I'm not even a Christfag and I know that this only applies to foreigners residing as GUESTS. Guests are invited, the 3rd world turds lapping up our social services weren't invited, quite the opposite in fact.

EVERYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A JEW WAAAAA GET OUT OF MY SAFE SPACE SHILL SLIDE THREAD

> (((you))) were foreigners in Egypt
actually i'm not a fucking kike so go tell that to israel

t.rabbi

Christians are the biggest cucks out there

THE BIBLE DOESN'T SAY THAT THE FOREIGNER IS NOW ONE OF YOU, AND MUST BE TREATED BETTER THAN THE "WHITE TRASH" THAT ARE YOUR KIN

It's not just a few random quotes cherry picked from the bible.
You pretty much have to ignore all of Jesus's ministry. He has lots of parables about this.
eg:
The Good Samaritan - Give to foreigners in need.

Jesus feeds 5000 - Redistributing wealth to poor make everyone better off

The Importunate Neighbour - Helping your neighbour even if it is hard.

These are not just trivial dogma but values fundamental to what made Christianity great. Loving one's neighbour.

Christianity has spear to all corners of the world (to people of all different races) this way by giving a voice to the poor.

It's sickening to see those who would twist it into some perverse ethno-nationalism. They identify as Christian only as an identitarian chauvanist, care nothing of the values that made Christianity great, and hate their neighbours.

Matthew 22:21 Jesus said "Render toCaesarthe things that areCaesar's; and to God the things that are God's." Romans 13:1 "Let every person be in subjection to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God and those which exist are established by God."
Yup you can DEPORT ALL THE DREAMERS NOW.
GOD SAYS IS OK TO FOLLOW THE LAW OF THE LAND.

So what you are saying is we need to embrace Islam and smite the nonbelievers?

I wanna suck on a Syrian qts toes tbqh

biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 15:21-28,Mark 7:24-30&version=DRA
>It is not good to take the bread of the children, and to cast it to the dogs
>non jews = dogs
lol nice treatment of foreigners m8

Pretty sure he's talking about Jews in that paragraph

Really activates my almonds.

youtube.com/watch?v=Mr7DCb6rJCA

never been to Egypt so fuck off.

I can deny them entry and they are therefor not living in my land. Simple fix. I still reject refugees!!!

He fed 5000 because they were following him and listening to his preaching. Not because they were poor you idiot

Welfare and having them live in your land for free and keep all their traditions IS NOT HELP retard

Incorrect. This guy is actually an angry muslim. You can tell because scenario of Jesus engaged in secual impropriety with a dog is very close to scenarios of Muhammad engaged in sex acts with pigs, frequently seen on this board. The fact that he chose a dog is the tip off. Many muslims consider dogs to be partucularly unclean and contemptible. The choice of dog would be odd for an American jew to focus on. Another tell would have been if he involved Jesus in some sort of disparagimg incident involving a shoe. To many muslims hitting someone with a shoe is seen as very disrespectful.

So in conclusion we are dealing with an angry muslim lashing out from an overwhelmimg i inferiority complex, who is also likely the product of dozens of generations of cousin marriage which lowers IQ in offspring as well as increases likelihood of irrational outbursts of anger.

If you claim to be a Christian and you're not outraged over America's allowing of gay marriage, you're a hypocrite. Source: UH, THE BIBLE

Hey, faggot.

There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth, when ye shall see Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and all the prophets, in the kingdom of God, and you yourselves thrust out.

THRUST THE FUCK OUT

>Christians believe that Leviticus abrogates "render unto Caesar"
"no!"

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Religion is just institutionalized superstition.

Most of immigrants don’t want to be treated like a native, they want benefits for being immigrants. They come to the US with no money and expecting the goverment to benefit them. I’m not saying I hate immigrants in general, but i have some family members who went to live in the US and they all tell me how they had to work hard to earn their money and that the goverment didn’t help themwith the little money they have.
I agree with that bible verse, but u disagree how some immigrants disrepect the culture and laws of the country they live in.

Christianity means importing more Muslims?

Really apostatizes my orthodoxy.

>nietzche
>worth listen to

KEEK

Correct. Christfags have no place on Sup Forums. There is nothing politically incorrect about christianity. Most politicians in the USA are christians.

You get it. And god setups the kings who he chooses to be in charge. The people get what they diserve wether its an invasion or peaceful times. Also checkout around kimgs where god punishes isreal and say i will put a strange people amongst you that speak in strange tounges. Every time the people turn away from god they get flooded wit foriegner heathens.

The left is bitching about just that. When the same standard is applied to immigrants they chimp out.

But what about Hitler?

Clean your room.

Uncultured faggot.

>post-post-ironic mcsweeney's fanfic
>fedoras still made of smug and snark 8 years later
the left can't meme

Old testament and also its clearly applied to jews. So...open borders for israel?

>Christianity means importing more Muslims?
Yes. Every major church on earth supports Muslim immigration

I'm an atheist. Checkmate, brow beating fellow atheist! Go fuck yourself! Try to moralize to someone who believes in such things, for if I had my way I'd kill your family and rape your children in front of you and then slit your throat as your last bellows of rage leave you! Then I'd go home, masturbate, drink Pabst and go to work the next day after a good night's sleep!

I always wondered, seemed like a weird rule. Cheers.

(((Leviticus)))

That’s the same part of the Bible that tells you to ask not for a doctor but for a member of the church. Looks like all the Jews need to stop going to the hospital ever again.

Source? Uh the Bible

I always find it interesting how often someone points to The Bible for anything someone insists their version of Christianity doesn't say that.

Made the law irrelevant.... You don't sound too smart

>trusting the snake instead of following God's rules to avoid sickness

we're talking about the catholic cult here, buddy
they literally say you're too stupid to interpret the bible so you shouldn't read it

>hospital goes on strike
>local cemetery notices 60% fall in death rate

topkek, you can literally put the snake in the logo and pagans still don't see it

I used to think it was cool until I turned 17

>Old testament
>People that follows the origin of the religion told immigrants / refugees to get the fuck out

Checkmate atheist.

Good point, christcucks need to adopt a blood-based warrior spirituality and leave this baby-redpill of christianity.

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These same faggots are the ones who have aneurysms every time a Christian votes their conscience on abortion or gay marriage. Also blatant d&c thread

Leviticus is one of the most awesome books in the Bible. And don't let shills tell you the OT is for the Jews. Jews don't believe in any of it. Jews don't believe in creation, thou shall not steal, they don't do animal sacrifices either.

they LITERALLY REMOVED one of ten commandments
and made two out of one

>not realizing the level of heresy involved here

Leviticus has the most definite passage about what to do with faggots

HERP DERP BIBLE

read: herp derp mental illness

when can we start rouding up all these ugly psychotic retards up and killing them one by one?

JESUS ISNT REAL. THE BIBLE IS FAKE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LITERAL ACTUAL RETARD.

Ok, I won't be a Christian.

That's ok.

irony, the post

Jesus said you should only see a doctor IF are sick. Obviously you don't have experience with the medical industry. Medical errors is now the 3rd cause of death, and its the first one if you include abortions and vaccinations

Don't have to treat foreigners in your country well, if they're not there in the first place

Leave Judaism 2.0 goys, it's only holding you back.

>Leviticus is irrelevant
>Homosexuality is wrong
Pick one.

Jesus might. Not sure He would. Rome had invaded Jewish lands so I'm not sure Jesus would agree with you.
In any case, there's very little in the Bible about the dangers of immigration but we can see it for ourselves.
I only want them to live in their own places. Away from me. Because they run lesser societies and I like mine shiny.

Mudslimes BTFO yet again

>Treat them like a native born

This means they have to work

Imagine not realizing that passage is part of the Old Law which also forbids you from using credit cards, wearing clothes that are from different places, etc. Oh? You don't do those things and only follow the hating gays part? Sad! The truth is, the Old Law no longer has to be followed because Jesus fulfilled it, as was fortold many times in the Old Testament. Thus, the parts about gays being bad and should be treated poorly no longer apply. Change your ways or go to hell.

There is no historian worth anything that will question the existence of Jesus. So you are a fking idiot lol

They don't realize their hypocrisy, like usual. "The Old Law is irrelevant to my life because Jesus fulfilled it but I like the parts of it about gay people!"