Yet another Monogatari thread

Yet another Monogatari thread
Since the last 15 died, this is the continuation of the chain. Post spook, snail or bat, crabfags not welcome.

>crabfags not welcome
Now this is my kind of thread.

spoogy ougi best grrl

Doll is for _____sex_____

>Crabfags not welcome

This is why threads always go to shit because nobody can get along.

ahegao inducing dp will occur to shinobuuuu

>tfw learning nihongo right now so i can read the fucking novels
rough way anons, im just starting with the hiragana this week, right now im at ha hi fu he ho, ba bi bu be bo and pa pi pu pe po

OUGI SIGHTING

Atleast we can all agree that snakefags are truly scum.

That's why I removed one site of the conflict.

>crabfags not welcome
Rude

No you've just been another dickhead. Ashamed to be a Batfag with people like you doing this shit. You're not improving anything at all in anyway other than trying to bait and cause more bullshit.

すぐーい

When does something happen in Owari S1? I'm two episodes in and most of it has been in a room.

So far it's going good expect the little conflict you're starting here right now.

Nothing action wise happens in this.

why didn't ougi just send araragi to the shadow realm so he couldn't say her name

>crabfags not welcome

>Stinky bat needs a safe space

No.

しのぶわすごいです。

>Post spook, snail or bat, crabfags not welcome.

This worthless beta orbiter tries to tell me, alpha Sup Forums resident, what to do.
Fuck off and die a thousand times and then die twice again.

You batshitters are the worst.

>redditgahara

Ignore crabfags, user. They're always the ones throwing insults and starting conflicts.

>tfw Shaft will never make a full series animated like that

80s Crab was a blessing to look at.

What about someone who is both Batfag and Crabfag

The cutest spoopy spoop.
How can others even compete?

Yeah its always Crabfags.

Those lips.

>my forced newfag meme

Begone, trash.

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You knew what you were getting into when you posted in this obviously shit thread.

Sasuga Ougi-chan.

hhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg

...

Because I'm not going to have 2 monogatari threads going like a mongoloid. You Batfags are just as bad.

忍の口の中いきしたい

Don't call me a batfag when I just called this thread shit, you aspie.

>theres 4 threads simultaneously right now
Holy shit, this wasn't necessary OP.

I am a batfag and wondering why Batfags and Crabfags can't just have happy discussions like Ougifags, they are very friendly.

My point exactly. Sasuga Batfags you've just made threads even more retarded than before.

Fuck.
? no ?? no ?? iki shitei
That's already to hard for me, user.

Reminder that there's only one best girl in the thread and it's _Doll_

Crabfags and Batfags are in an eternal war. Batfags are Asukafags, Crabfags are Reifags. The rest of the fags are Mayafags/Marifsgs/Misatofags etc. etc.

Isn't the actual continuition of the Owari thread this?
or is it this?

You mean Kaiki already died and this one is a doll made by Tadatsuru?

Its the second one. These general threads are nothing but cancer.

I have no idea anymore user. They seem a lot better than here though.

I was trying to say that I want to cum in Shinobu's mouth

C'mon, you should at least recognize 忍 (literally heart under blade)

I remember back in my day we weren't allowed to make monogatari threads

I liked
to be honest.

It was allowed, they just got gorespammed to death.

I want snail to sit on my face

There's something wrong with that picture.

Naruto was straight up ban worthy and now Burrito bullshit stays on the catalog for as long as they want.

Its sad that they've come to this. Am Crabfag but want this to end.
Its just like Rem vs Emilia in the Re Zero threads.

Ahh so it's basically
忍の口= Heart-under-Blade's mouth something something, right?
I'm still nearly at the very start, user. I'm sorry.

Wait so is Ougi a bakemono or meme's niece? I'm confused.

がんばって user

yes.

Rem vs Emilia will eventually die out. Bat vs Crab, just like Asuka vs Rei, will go on for who the hell knows how long.

She's my cocksleeve

She's his niece now. Oshino confirmed it so the darkness pissed off.

>People that talk about how much they miss moot after he killed Sup Forums and ruined the rest of Sup Forums

she does have the sleeves.

Can't help but feel like I would've enjoyed it so much more if it didn't take so long to come out. I loved it, but I there was so much I forgot about while watching.

Still need to see Kizu though, so there's something to look forward to.

you can't expect too much from a crabfag

That's do your best right?
Just learned the ば so I was confused for a second. But I will user, I promise.

But in this anime Araragi already chose both girls. Why fags act like he can only have one girl in love.

I feel the opposite desu, watching this decade-long epic unfold has been great. I think that newfags that wind up marathoning the whole will be missing out, in a way

Isn't it actually "Keep it up"? Not that much of a nihonfag but I always thought it was something you use to cheer instead of telling it someone.

Subaru also has both in Re Zero but both fags still have fits at each other.

Because both want to be loved more than the other. The worst thing, is that because of the fact that they both represent both parts of his life, they'll never meet and it will never actually be settled.

そうです, user.

So like he "dubbed" her as his niece so she became his niece.

Also you could make a joke how araragi was finally helping himself instead of others in the end by keeping one of his girls, Ougi, in his harem instead of letting her go.

what about spooky

Sounds like fags can change Nisio's idea by arguing, sasuga fags.

Yep that's exactly right and ironically also right with him helping himself desu.

How long did it take you to be able to understand it?

I'm upset that Kaiki turned snake into a fujoshit instead of turning her back into a cute useless slot.

I can't continue without this series, fuck.

Took me a few seconds to recognize the kana, but sou desu ne?

You mean you are upset about CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

He could have killed off Heartounderbrade.
He could have fugged cat before she even turned into cat. He's the nexus of evil!

It's actually just "sou desu" as in "That's right!" or "That correct" or sometimes also "Yes." sou desu ne would be more "Right?"

SPOOKY IS MY SEXFRIEND
WE HOLD HANDS IN PUBLIC
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT HER

only one close to her is teen shinobu

Not quite. "Sou desu yo ne?" is what you're thinking. "Sou desu ne" is more of a simple statement of agreement.

Damnit, alright, back to learning.

>hat there's only one best girl in the thread and it's _Doll_

Niku Niku Ni!

She has nice sleeves.

Not long desu, duolingo is pretty good

She should have turned into cow teats, her FINAL FORM.

>Crabfags are Reifags.
I am both a Crabfag and a Reifag. I understand the Eva waifu wars, but not Bat vs. Crab. All Gataris are good except for Snake

Agreed

We're all learning, user!

Kaiki > Tri-roris > Everything > SEKAI >Shit > Your taste.

I would be a crabfag but her dad fetish is really gross.

Actually I even don't think Snake is that bad

Reminder that Off-Season has been confirmed to be in the works since January

You can't even pick nippon on that site, user.