Redpilled:
>water
>black coffee
>organic milk (in small amounts)
>WHITE tea
>green tea
>fresh squeezed juice (small amounts)
>fresh squeezed vegetable juice
Kikejuice:
>the alcoholic jew (the kikiest drink)
>soda
>bottled fruit juice
>flavored coffee drinks
>soy milk
>kombucha
>non-organic milk
>psychadelic drinks
>energy drinks
>tap water
Don't drink the kikejuice lads
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>tap water
So you want me to buy the plastic jew?
black coffee gives you ulcers, needs half and half
How TF is black tea not red pilled? The fucking UK conquered the world drinking that shit
Why would you drink the fluoride jew?
>coffee needs half n half
Found the nu male
Where the fuck is my supreme chocolate milk ?
Only has 10% of the health benefits that White tea and green tea has
It's mostly good for a caffeine high, but a strong cup of black coffee is better than that because it hits faster imo
>mfw ex-teaologist
>>organic milk (in small amounts)
He's never heard of GOMAD
choccie milk is only redpilled if your big tittied quadroon gf brings it to you in a mommy/son sex LARP
Do thread of how to best spend $25 on redpilled beverages? Tired of getting b&?
Ginger, ginseng, turmeric, cayenne, white tea, and lemon juice. Can sweeten either with raw honey or stevia
Very powerful anti-inflammatories and immune boosters
>not buying water contained in glass bottles
>not walking up to a mountain stream and filtering your water through an Alex Jones water filter
plebians these days smdh
>Ginger, ginseng, turmeric, cayenne, white tea, and lemon juice. Can sweeten either with raw honey or stevia
yes this shit is supreme right here
>tap water
what? Groundwater is fine. There might be a little too much iron (rust) and calcium in it but besides that its just water.
>literally drinking well-water which has been collecting contaminants from big corporations leaking shit into the ground over 60 years time
Everybody in my town got diabetes and cancer from drinking well-water
>mfw I've almost had this once
She just wasn't a quadroon.
>diabetes and cancer from drinking well-water
It wasn't the water, sweaty.
lads i felt for the industrial kike grape juice
And look at us now. tea is volatile; higher highs but lower lows
aint no industry here niggah but sure I wouldnt drink tap water in foreign parts
Drink whiskey straight you fuckin pussy.
Kek
thats why we dumped that shit in the harbor
2/3rds of what I drink during the day is either coffee with half and half + lots of sugar, or tea with the same
Come at me brehs. It may not be manly, but it sure is delicious
>kombucha
>literally fermented green tea
>somehow fermentation turns a redpilled drink into kike juice
I think your list needs some work breh
what about red tea?
stopped reading after black coffee
We didn't have industry either.
It is suspected that it was the farming chemicals that soaked into the ground and infected the well-water.
Just something to think about, because it does happen.
>drinking the alcoholic jew
the biggest bluepill there is
Kombucha claims to be a pro-biotic but it is actually an anti-biotic because of how it ferments
not good to drink on a regular basis...or at all, really.
Like Rooibos tea?
Depends what spices and herbs are in it. I don't consider it worth drinking when you could have WHITE tea
The fuck is wrong Kombucha hmmm?
If you don't drink a mug of black coffee (preferably shipped over from Italy) every morning then I'm not sure you're really redpilled
>groundwater is fine, cannot get an erection but besides that everything is ok
Wrong, black coffee is only redpilled if it is made by third world slaves.
I don't care what kind of biotic it is, I brew my own because I like fizzy drinks but I don't want to pay for the sugar-syrup jew
>literally consuming a bean picked by filthy thirdworld shitskin fingers
absolutely plebian
WELL WATER you shitskin. WELL WATER WAS invented by the white man.
If you're not man enough to drink black coffee then kys
>I don't care what kind of biotic it is
LMAO nigger are you serious right now
>Not becoming a colonial overlord over filthy slave niggers.
What a cuck.
>giving niggers money
come on now
Yeah good point.
In any case, black coffee, whether picked through virgin fair wages or CHAD SLAVERY is much better than drinking from the fizzy jew.
It is degenerate and will negatively affect your immune system if consumed too often
>it's an antibiotic
What the fuck am I reading
meaning it removes stomach bateria
Pre work out and protein powder
Everything else is for faggots
>stomach bacteria
Jesus Christ you're retarded.
>>kombucha
lol
>coffee
>redpilled
Stop being a nigger, you're destroying your ability to focus without drugs. Go two weeks without coffee and tell me the withdrawal headache is for nothing
Lmao protein powder is just kikey chemicals
just eat chicken with a little milk
If theres bacteria in your stomach, id run a urease breath test buddy.
>drink probiotics
>healthy guts
>drink antibiotics
>don't get sick
you literally can't lose stop being so picky
>juice
jews not good. It contains simple sugars. Although I guess, it's not really that harmful.
helicobacter pylori gives you ulcers, not coffee
Remove the caffeinated jew from this list idiot.
but you cannot get chicken anytime, protein powder is easy to take anytime.
What's wrong with protein powder?
how rare is well water outside the glorious north american rural lands?
i met a guy at work who never even heard of well water. he asked me to bring him a gallon so he could try it. he asked me more than once. we lived less than an hour apart.
why are city fags so smug and also so unlearned on actual factual life?
Only water with lemon
Red-pilled
>Water
>Protein shake
>Beer
>Milk
Blue-pilled
>Everything else
He just said it, kike chemicals. Stop intaking artificial shit. If you want to gain muscle mass there are no quick solutions, you've gotta eat right and have a healthy schedule. Stop falling for the supplement jew
>how rare is well water outside the glorious north american rural lands?
Tastes really good but it can be dangerous depending on farm chemicals soaking into the ground and infecting the water
where does your water come from?
why is he retarded?
"Stomach flora
Due to the high acidity of the stomach, most microorganisms cannot survive there. The main bacterial inhabitants of the stomach include: Streptococcus, Staphylococcus, Lactobacillus, Peptostreptococcus, and types of yeast.[2]:720 Helicobacter pylori is a Gram-negative spiral organism that establishes on gastric mucosa causing chronic gastritis and peptic ulcer disease and is a carcinogen for gastric cancer."
This board is full of crazy people.
currently buying the ice mountain plastic jew
looking for another alternative though, maybe a water filter or something
juice from a juicer/masticator with numerous organic veggies.
removes the fiber so you can ingest much more nutrients.
get rid of all sugar/corn fructose drinks.
This is the dumbest thing I have ever read. Open is a fag
>eating anything
>drinking anything
you are all getting jewed
photosynthetic master race
so you're full of shit
How?
t. vanilla latte slurping kombucha brewer
welcome to Sup Forums. now gtfo.
I dont know where you got that quote from, but ill tell you that besides Pylori, a few select bacterial spores (imagine hibernating inside a bunker), and a few viruses SURVIVING input into the stomach (as in: they dont normally live there), no, the stomach is not colonised. Would you survive living in an aquarium with a pH of 2?
>Alcohol
>Kike juice
You do realise they are the modern puritans attempting to prohibit it as far as possible?
>implying the hollyjew doesn't romance alcohol as being a catalyst for fun sexy adventures
no
Yes good goy
People have digging wells since Africa.
hold on, let me guess, you have never left your basement to have drinks with mates because your autism and stench is intolerable?
>water
>black coffee
>soda only with liquor
>liquor
White culture has always revolved around alcohol and tobacco you cuckold
But it is. Or our you underage and have never experienced it, sour grapes? USA drinking age is a joke, 16 in pubs here.
*are you
I live in NYC and i love the tap water here. Haven't had a cavity in years
Whey protein shakes are amazing for putting on muscle mass though
Coffee makes you leftist faggot. Just look at the history of revolutions. When did they happen? Around the time coffee was popular. Where were they planed? In coffee shops
The kikes don't want fun sexy adventures, see the SJW obsessions over merely looking at a girl being rape.
faggot
>No Fanta
>Official drink of the Third Reich
Goddamn plebs
>implying coffee was the problem and not hipster coffeeshops
I'm going to open a combination coffeeshop and gun store.
Redpilled: magic mushroom tea
>don't drink well water it may have toxins that were banned 50 years ago in it
>pay for this 100% pure bottled water
>it's better water than you get and it comes in this neat petroleum/estrogen container
hold on, let me guess, you're a high functioning alcoholic who consistently functions at a lower level than sober people and wants everybody else to be a constant alcohol induced state like yourself?
Beer literally has estrogen in it and it makes people stupid/ugly.
The kikes want people drunk, high, and in a blur confused about what is going on.
Sobriety means you carefully pick a woman to marry and make 5 kids and then financially support them
Drunken-ness means you are in a delusional haze, apathetically letting the kikes take control.
Have you goys learned nothing from Trump? He wrote in his book that he used to take people to bars and get them drunk so he could mindfuck them while he sat there and drank water.
Alcohol has been holding whites back forever.
I don't live in the country anymore so I don't even have the option to drink well-water.
>banned 50 years ago
No farming chemicals are still just as insane as they were 50 years ago
Bottled water may or may not be better depending on where you live.
If you're in the west, it's probably fine. If you're living in an agrictultural hub like the midwest, it might be dangerous
Im gonna ignore historical proof because of my coffee addiction.
Good goy
drink tea
also, you realize if you're eating local produce, you're getting the same shit in you?
so let's just all stop drinking water and eating veggies cause it might have poison in it.
dude, the air is poison too. stop breathing or else you might get sick.
>hurrrrr all drinkers are alcoholics
nice reach, mate. I drink twice or three times a month only. how does it feel to have no friends or RL social interaction at all?
>liberals drank coffee so it's bad
>cowboys drank coffee but so did liberals so ignore that
>ulcers
>protein shake
>BCCA
>Chicken breast, steak, fish
>yogurt, cheese
>Sweet potato, eggs
>Creatine
>Milk
stay fit and healthy mofos
You're fooling yourself, true gains come from healthy living and lifting heavy. Dumbasses are just willing to lift more after taking supplements bc placebo. I've taken supplements for years, and it was a waste of time, money and health. And I took the good shit, quality brand whey, creatine, bcaa, glutamate and other shit. Not worth it. Nothing beats a healthy routine, it just doesn't sound as fancy. Guess what, lifting is about hard work. Not to mention the retards who think gobbling more whey will magically grow their muscles when they are limp wristed at thr gym and don't even pay attention to the most basic micro nutrients such as magnesium and iodine. Surprise surprise, weaklings want a quick fix. They'd rather have a swollen biceps for a couple months than a healthy physique in the long run.
Save your money and health, stop buying that powder shit. Back to basics, working out is not about fruity drinks with colorful labels. Or worst yet labels that try to come off as badass, such as Black Skull.
Pathetic, really. Just another branch of big pharma, but aspiring fuccbois fall for it because they insist on believing on a quick fix. Natural selection I guess.
I only drink dehydrated liquidised animal bones and the thick malt refuse left over from making beer. Will put hair on your chest, surface of eyeballs and everywhere else, even if female, use with caution.
>Beer literally has estrogen in it and it makes people stupid/ugly.
Wine is the patrician drink, only morons drink beer. And consumed in moderation it will most certainly not, that's a kike myth except at alcoholism-levels (and many studies in fact point to a longer, less stressful life).
Have you ever even *tried* alcohol? It doesn't send you into stupor, it brings direct and enjoyable pleasure.