Tfw no gf like senjougahara to go on dates with

>tfw no gf like senjougahara to go on dates with

Sweet. I don't want to date a cunt like her. A few sweet words here and there and some sex isn't enough to deal with her shit all the time.

Thank god

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Basement dwellers dont go on dates user

Hitagi's persona won't work in real life tho seriously speaking, she's super rude and trash talk al the time with cold attitude she have the look but that all to it in my own opinion

She work as character greatly though

>not eating ice cream at a maid cafe with your gf and sharing it together

plebs

she reeks of kaiki sperm user

She is 3D turned 2D, why would you want that?

I find the lack of Kanburu in my life much more disturbing

You'd lust after a 3D girl?
Jesus, am I on Sup Forums?

If only

You can find a slut with a shit personality like hers on tinder in 5min.

And the slut might have crabs, too. Anime confirmed real

Senjougahara's is one of the few Bakemono girls I just never warmed up too. I much prefer Hanekawa to her, especially her lewd side.

So a crazy bitch will never staple my inner cheek ?
Fine by me

People who like crab are degenerates.

underrated

>tfw no life partner like Shinobu to go to Mister Donut with

i bet she doesnt even have regular sex with him, maybe once per week

So does she and Araragi really break up a bunch of times while in college?

>yfw gf like senjyohara to go on deitos with

Gahara would have been complete shit if it wasn't for her voice.

Fairly typical for high school relationships to strain in college

Gahara's popularity is very close to Shinobu, while fags get bullied on Sup Forums like Snakefags. What's wrong with the world?

>redditgahara

Shinobufags are insecure since she is going to be a literal cuck for the next 70 years.

>People like senjougahara

Unless you've got some sort of dominatrix fetish I don't see why would anyone like her, nothing worse than having to deal with egotism made a person

>tfw wife like Senjoygahara to go on deitos with

Koyokyo has a great wife.

>Unless you've got some sort of dominatrix fetish I don't see why would anyone like her
Kiss shot fills that role better anyway

thank god

>tfw no doll to date and teach feelings to.

Shaft really need to make some 1:1 dolls and 1:1 12 years old Shinobu

He pretty much starts dating Sodachi.

>tfw no gf like senjougahara to play deathplay
I want to get killed by her so fucking much.

I have a gf who's actually very similar to her look-wise and personality-wise (although my gf isn't really a cunt). Going out on dates is pretty great.

Also, I myself look a bit similar to an anime guy (the Teacher/Conductor in Hibike!Euphonium)

>I have a gf

>Unless you've got some sort of dominatrix fetish
My child, you've clearly not seen the light yet.
Gahara's top cute! She acts tough because she's actually a bit insecure, wanting others to take the initiative, yet she's also very considerate and playfully competitive. Not to mention very lewd.

why would you lie on Sup Forums? you dont get karma points and your user so whats the point?

Holy shit that must sting for crab

So you're saying Hitagifags follow the path of Oda Nobunaga, and Shinobufags embody Tokugawa Ieyasu.

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On the contrary.
She just adds her into HER own, ever growing harem. Ararararagi's just a bait for little girls Hitagi can cuck and tame.

Don't muspronounce his name out of sexual frustration

I've seen all of monogatari of course, but is there a prequel/sequel chart of all monogataris? It's just for reference

You mean something like a watch order ?

Sorry, bit my tongue

Ok, that's fine then.

Story's Chronological Order:

1. Kizumonogatari -Movie-
2. Nekomonogatari: Kuro
3. Bakemonogatari
4. Nisemonogatari
5. Monogatari Series Second Season

--Nekomonogatari: Shiro
--Kabukimonogatari
--Otorimonogatari
--Onimonogatari
--Koimonogatari

6. Hanamonogatari should be between Kabuki and Otori
7.Tsukimonogatari

Onimonogatari and Nekomonogatari: Shiro events happen at the same time

SHAFT released the series backwards because they're pretentious fucks. You start out with Owari (S1+S2) and follow the airing order backwards. Watch Kizu at the end.

Where can I actually meet girls?
I went to cgl but there are only bitter manvirgins there.

Exactly.
Hmm, after 5, those events really get a little confuse.

You're surrounded by little girls, silly.

I am using this right now but as pointed out there are more monogataris in the series. But I guess if you have watched a fair amount of stuff you get the general idea

Exactly my point.

Have you ever dealt with someone "a bit insecure" ? people like that tends to be too possesive.

and then there is senjougahara who takes it to the next level.

Yeah sure, she can be fun at times but that's one hell of a price to pay for those.

FUCK.

Is monogatari over forever? I feel so empty inside. I want to see more.

WTF is there ntr in this?

Fuck off, Sup Forums is not your blog.

I'd rather go on dates with a girl like Kanbaru.

>only interest is sports,soccer, animu, vidya and shitposting on Sup Forums

I go for joggs on my own, my soccer team doesn't have a woman team, I watch my animu alone and I play vidya on my own. The only place I would ever meet a woman is the gym and I am not gonna talk to random chicks there.

Talking about stuff actually helps a lot user

>fascinated by my vidya collection
I'd be creeped out if I saw a person above his teens playing any games.
You too? Why are you people so attached to games?

My negro

Many series don't even get made, and most never receive a proper ending either. Be happy with what we've got.

I just listed video games but I used to play a lot. Right now I spend more time on Sup Forums and stuff but I like to play something from time to time

Pretty certain Hana is after Tsuki.

Vidya is way more acceptable than anime/mango by society.

You're the odd one here.
The average vidya consumer has been around the age of 40 since 1990s. Interestingly the age has NOW gone down a bit thanks to the boom of casual games and mobile shit.

My grandpa played his NES all the way to his death bed, speedrunning Marios and cranking crazy high scores in Tetris & Bubblebobble.

>post deleted
Was that really necessary?

>48% female
Reminder that these include games like candy crush as video games and are not actually accurate since every roastie with a phone is by definition a "gamer".

Off-Season has been in production for months so no

>Was that really necessary
Sup Forums is not your blog retard, if you don't like it fuck off back to r/eddit

>gf
>dates

>no irl spooki to hold sleeves with
life sucks man

>you will never live in a society where you can gather around the watercooler at work and talk about the latest loli hentai mango you got from comiket

Truly an awful world we live in

>tfw no Kaiki acquaintance to be annoyed by my antics

Why is Kaiki best boy ?

>caring what defines a real gamer

Sorry that it triggers you, but Angry Birds is as much of a videogame as Dark Souls. Mobile gaming industry is huge and as portable devices become more and more powerful, it's pretty much the future.

his meat is divine

>caring what defines a real gamer
God forbid people are passionate about their hobbies being bastardized you ironic weaboo faggot.

we /suicidal/ hours, men?

Hana is the last chronologically by a mile, dipshit

people that play angry birds are not "gamers" and would probably laugh at people that call themselves "gamers".

No need to blow up your butt, mate.
never been to that site of yours ya seem to be so familiar with either.

Fuck off

I like this birdy

If that's true, then nothing would make me happier. Oikura had a hard life

Why? We are just talking about monogatari waifus, no?

Why would I want crab over post-tiger Hanekawa?

Maybe you just know that you aren't Hanekawa-worthy and need to go through additional character development to truly satisfy your waifu ?

because Cat's Crab's girl.

Best GF

Why are you posting my GF

she's a mass-produced dollie.
she's EVERYONE's GF.

>interacting with people in real life for any reason
>work
>going out of the house in the first place more than once every 3-5 months
You disgust me.

>liking autism

I hope you are joking if not thats pathetic...

>tfw no gf

That's the true point

I want a comfy date with math. She probably never even went to a movie theater, so it should be really cute how she would be completely overwhelmed by the most normal date.

tfw no gf /r9k/ fags are worst thing in world