Fate Apocrypha

Would you follow this man into battle?

if i got a good reward in return

He's a lancer, who would follow him.

>you will never BTFO an army twelve times your own size with Vlad the Impaler
>you will never save Europe from Islam
Why are we here? Just to suffer?

>you will never be raped and impaled yourself

Vlad and Atalanta were the only good things to come out of this fiasco.

Vlad is so religious he would never kill a fellow christian that way.
Maybe some other way but not that way.

>>you will never be raped
Don't lose hope, user-kun! My Burmese Rotoscoping has informed me that there are trillions of fat faceless old men who can assist you with that.

But will my country be vassalized for centuries like Vlads'?

Futacat.

Of course, I got wet just listening to him.

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Raping AFTER impaling?

No fingering my sister!

I'd follow Rad Vlad everywhere

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I'm still flabbergasted that someone in Japan realized Dracula was an actual guy and not a vampire """"""""""""""""""""""""""cleverly"""""""""""""""""""""""""" named 'Alucard'.

Yeah! Fly around sucking blood and turning into a bat and shit!

Count me in. If more Europeans were like Vlad there wouldn't be 45 billion suicide-bombings/gang-rapes every five minutes.

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Whats his endgame?

Anyone else not realize Alucard was Dracula backwards till you saw someone else point it out? I thought it was just some random cool-sounding name.

>you will never be partnered with a magical olympic catgirl voiced by Hayami Saori

why cat ears

Barbed futa lion dick.

Twintail Homunculus.

Part of her legend. It should technically be bear ears but beargirls aren't a thing in animu insofar as I'm aware.

I don't care but I'd follow that man into the depths of hell.

>before battle, Vlad said to his troops 'those who think of death should not follow me'
Metal/10.

Fucked someone and got turned into lion.

>he hasn't watched Yuri Kuma Arashi

Bear? I thought she was turned into a Lion? Or was the bear thing from another part of her legend?

No and I'm still trying to figure out why the fuck he's cucking Darnic

the dream he was having was Fuyuki in the other timeline?

So is there anything in this episode that A-1 cut out or changed?

It was how she trained, if I recall right.

>Yggdmillennia homunculi only live for 3 months
Most heartbreaking part of Apocrypha.

They should have summoned Richard. That way Vlad could cum nonstop at having literal Deus Vult crusades on his team.

At least she had a hell of a time.

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Main thing I recall is that LN Caules stayed hidden when he saved Fiore instead of standing out in the open.

wasn't it 3 years?

Team black should have been entirely crusaders:
>Vlad Tepes
>Richard of Lionheart fame
>El Cid (as a slutty loli, naturally)
>Godfrey de Bouillon
>Frederick Barbarossa
>Baldwin the Leper (as an eyepatch-loli)
>Isabella of Castile

And they should have a team noble phantasm that uses their Christian magic to summon God. Just because.

0/10 not enough saberclones would not fight barbarians with

No, that was his failed rebellion and his death.

The warrior homus have 3 months.

this

his endgame is to be the one of the coolest characters we've layed eyes on in a while

>inb4 hes an edgy yugioh character because of his hair and confident but chilled personality

you all dont know a good thing when you see it

He does no COOKING and therefore is an inferior Shirou.

So that whole interaction between him an Kairi was anime-original? Did they end up sounding any bit out of character or would anything A-1 changed in that scene affect any future scenes?

So Althea accompanies Caules then just dies after under 3 months?

Apply semen daily for long lasting hommunculi!

She'd love some cooking

If she's a battle homunculus, then yes.

Not if he starts pumping her with mana daily

I wanna race the cat.

How do the homunculi die from their lifespan ending anyway? Do they start getting weaker slowly, or start coughing up blood or convulsing so you know when it's happening? Or do they suddenly just drop dead out of the blue when they seemed perfectly fine just a few seconds before?

reminder that jeanne is a french whore

The same way the lightbulb dies. They just stop working. And then you just vat grow another homunculus. Free labor.

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Does Sieg actually manage to increase their lifespans somehow by the end of the LN, or are these shitposts just random?

Homunculi are supposed to be able to survive indefinitely provided they get mana. Magecraft has degenerated to the point that no one can create proper homunculi anymore, and they're all full of defects, with the most common defect being a shortened lifespan.
Yggdmillennia battle homunculi have combat prowess well beyond the average homunculi, but they lifespan is shortened to two to three months at most because of a flaw in their design. All the mana in the world won't save them.
On a slightly related note, Illya has a shortened lifespan as well.

Achilles is pretty cool too

>Illya has a shortened lifespan as well
>implying she didn't have shirou pump her full of mana

Best servant

gave me a chuckle

Why does she wear the lewd pantsu?

Britain has all the best Servants

Why is she so perfect?

It doesn't matter how much gas you put in the car when the engine is blown, user.

She needs a constant supply of mana, or she'll eat people.

elf ears

They promote high speed the same way as for Shimakaze.

doubt

So I presume after this Grail war, Vlad was planning to take back Jerusalem?

He seems like a better ruler than the king trio from Zero desu

user...

>You will never have your own female homunculus army that perform lewd sex acts for you when there are no fighting

Well fuck.

Imagine if he was summoned by Shirou in F/SN
>about to get stabbed by lancer
>before dying you accidentally summon a servant
>oh boy it's fucking Shakespeare
>smug fucker tells you he can't fight for shit
>you both get stabbed to death

Alexander was more bro-tier though

>implying he wouldn't just run away and write about it before he disappears

>shakespeare rights a hit vn series in which you summoned a female arthur instead

writes*

Vlad must be grimacing that he spent his whole life preventing the Muslims from entering Europe. Only for Europe to now be flooded with them as "refugees".

Shakespeare could win by trolling the other servants with his NP.

Apocrypha is shit except Mordred.

>apocrypha is shit except for Astolfo
ftfy

Vlads country was already conquered when he was alive nigga

Poor Vlad having someone as unruly as Astolfo. Dude is a mess and does whatever he feels like doing.

I wonder how Shakespeare would write about a female King Arthur fucking a Japanese ginger.

guess the organs starts failing

He loves Tragedies so in his version Shirou would get cucked by Gilgamesh.

>people die when they are killed

King Arthur would be willing to give her kingdom for a horse.

Nah, he just does what he feels is right, Vlad seems to understand that.
It's mostly the Yggdmillennia masters being salty about not having mindless drones as servants.

shakespearean pottery in action
arthur promises her kingdom for a horse(cock)
his(female) son(female) destroys his(female) kingdom(queendom)

What he likes and his gut feeling seem to be the same thing.

Shakespeare wouldn't be able to keep up with Nasu

Truly literature at its finest.

No that was his nightmare of farming those dragon tooth.
60 YEARS WORTH OF SPAMMING FUYUKI

You do realize the original Alucard wasn't Dracula either, right?

Salvation.