/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - I AM BECOME PRESIDENT DESTROYER OF LEGACIES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
>President Trump: Year One youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania return to DC 2/19/18
youtu.be/ELOiJ8cqgXs
>AG Sessions on Sun Morning Futures 2/18/18
youtu.be/y4BWovexElw
>VP Pence @GOP Reagan Day dinner 2/17/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Policies event in TX 2/17/18
youtu.be/-hrEpSpeiAY
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis inflight presser 2/17/18
youtu.be/wWXVw24lAmk
>NSA McMaster @Munich Security Conf 2/17/18
youtu.be/-21vccBEZxM
>DNI Coates on russian election meddling 2/17/18
youtu.be/msII0ATOq60
>This Week @State 2/16/18
youtu.be/5TvK6jYLIW8
>Tiffany/Barron arrive in WPalmBeach 2/16/18
youtu.be/Tr_L9QesqAs
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Broward County Sheriff's Office 2/16/18
youtu.be/J3Z84SEvcPQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Broward County Hospital 2/16/18
youtu.be/-xI-FOzxK2k
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in WPalmBeach Fl 2/16/18
youtu.be/16Vrs8DIqXM
>Pres Trump Departs DC 2/16/18
youtu.be/vB0W17ANbJ0
>VP Pence/2nd Lady/Rato after visiting border 2/16/18
youtu.be/oUJVA579fgg
>VP Pence @RNC in San Antonio TX 2/16/18
youtu.be/2_Nwndyarxg
>VP Pence in Hidalgo TX on immigratin 2/16/18
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>VP Pence/2nd Lady arrive in TX 2/16/18
youtu.be/7UMlNOVkIGI
>DepAG Rosenstein indicts 13 russians 2/16/18
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MAGA

Barely got any (you)s today. Maybe you aren't my frens...

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MAGA

AWOOVEMENT!

fuck (you)

am I wrong to have Harris fantasies

It was her turn

>161168326
>not using my filenames
Nope, no fren

Make OC, hat some, or slap heads on.

>Wakanda isn't rea-

Awoovement!

Impeachment soon drumpfkins. Any day now. Real soon. Haha...

Love (you)

W-Wow, this is power of niggers' IQ.

so sad, have a (you)

Frank is back with his traditional trip claiming he's not Q
Too funny

Joe got a hold of some soy, I see.

>mfw waking up every morning knowing I'm not anthony burch

That should tell how good she was at it the whole 40.

>select all pictures with traffic signs
>next
>next
>next
>next
>next
>verify
>select all pictures with store banners
>please wait until the new images load

is there a correlation between mutt offsprings and homosexuality. causes i kinda wonder

Defend this.

I guess Gotham's real too then.

I guess he could try using google if he isn’t sure.

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NEVER 5GET

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>this is somehow meant to evoke sympathy for Hillary

buy a pass, goy

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Things that never happened for $500 Alex

It's wrong not to

reddit.com/r/ThatHappened

Shut up and take my (You)

>apologizes for being himself
>wife cucked him with literal bbc, not only taking his manhood but also his wii
>has now decided he's brown

Wow Gamergate broke him even more than I imagined. Which is actually hard to imagine.

yeah okay

Trump jerks off dogs. He waits until 2-3am on a Wednesday night, and quietly slips out his back door of his Mar-a-lago estate, and in his backyard he eases himself over the fence into his neighbors yard. Creeping through the darkness guided by the pale yellow beam of a gold-plated penlight, he approaches his neighbor's doghouse. Once he gets close enough for the dog to hear him, the german shepherd-boxer mix emerges from the doghouse, tail wagging. He knows what is about to happen.

Trump crouches next to the dog and cradles the dog's massive sheath in his hand, gently gripping. The dog's breathing quickens and it begins to bump it's hips as Trump rocks his hand back and forth. Trump groans in ecstasy as the dog's thrusting intensifies, and loud dog grunts fill the night air as Trump's other hand begins rubbing his own small penis through his jorts. The dog latches onto Trump's upper arm with it's front legs and the dog begins jackhammering the air, his massive swollen erection flopping freely as Trump grips the huge red knot. Gouts of hot, sour dog semen launch into the moist night air in steaming loops and Trump adds to the grunting as he approaches orgasm. Trump's leg shivers as he unloads his orange, doughy semen into his heavily stained adult diaper. Satiated, cowardly Trump scurries back to his mansion to clean himself in his ugly gold-plated stand up shower, one that has a built in seat because standing up for 10 minutes is just too much. The dog stands there in the dark, confused but satisfied.

That's what Trump does.

Trump does that.

OC that speaks the truth

We love you fren!

honestly can't tell who is a troll account and who is real anymore.

I love you /ptg/

Still better than bridges. God I hate that captcha

thank you public education!

Any minute now, drumplstilskins. Mueller is coming to impeach all of you.

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Damn, I wish this is real.

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3rd best feeling in the world
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How do I get JELLO BUTT, white g/f?

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people posted before (You)s existed, kiddo, toughen up.

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fuck drumpf hes selling the swamp to the highest bidder

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If you are bored, the autist back at it again. He called a priest to come exorcise a demon out of him and a mexican is larping as his concerned landlord

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waiting on the priest now (they are practicing their roles)

Select bridges, not walls.

>Albania
>shithole of Europe

>and then everyone on the bus stood up and booed loudly

Get an Olympics

Keep going

>he doesn't have a Sup Forums pass
>not spending 5 cents a day to shitpost uninterrupted

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>Voting against your own interests.
Who the fuck are these people. They have zero clue what our interests are. That takes some serious elitism.

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That can't be real.

>spend 40 years building a political dynasty
>lose to a man who picked it up as a hobby the year before
>spend a billion dollars on campaign and have virtually all corporate media fellate you, even get leaked debate questions
>lose and try to blame russian twitter shitposters and their $100,000 in facebook ads

Thank fucking god she didn't win

Become an Olympian. The sex parties at the lodges are legendary.

If it wasn't for trump I would have never know how corrupt our government is. Thank God I voted for him. God bless you and you family Mr president

how cant wakanda be real if africa is real

>not having Ivan in HR buy you a Collusion Pass™

You doubt the retardation of the negro?

>paying the gook jew

Freedom and hapiness come what may.

lewd

will Trump have a sex scandal during his presidency? I don't mean past misdeeds, I mean current year. If Melina is pissed at him, how does he get off?

>If it wasn't for trump I would have never know how corrupt our government is.

Really?

I forget how bleak things looked in 2015 and before.

Gym

>not supporting a site you've visited almost daily for 10+ years

So, when do we turn this into the next dossier and give to Schiff?

as a white man i don't want him in the tribe
no matter how hard he sucks dick he'd lose his head

AWOO!

Because Hillary was the one that sold literal fucking Woman cards while claiming to champion their rights, and damning the ones that dared not to support her during the election. That's just how progressives think; their "interests" lie with whoever gives the best lip service.

I had given up on politics prior to June 16th.

Trump cutting 1.6 billion of aid to needy countries.

No matter how bad my day has been, /ptg/, (You)'re always there to cheer me up.

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(YOU)

didn't happen

shithole countries you mean user

Schiff is desperate enough to publish it too.

don't look so sad awoo

Will you be subscribing /ptg/?

>lost to a TV steak salesman backed up by 13 Russians tweeting in broken english

yeah they'd have had a russian investigation too but pinned it all on trump with one of their corrupt eric holder type to destroy him for daring to defy queen hillary.

>paying your own jailers

T-Thanks.

I'd rather watch Joe.

>ywn pat 02's head