Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - AfD 2nd party of Germany Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
twitter.com/BuzzFeedNewsDE/status/965593629531262976/video/1
>#120db women's movement against migrant violence protest on a concert

>English language analysis
[post most recent Red Pill Germany video]
[or post english language analysis from other German channels]
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
[post 3 most recent and most shitposty/redpilling/dank speeches]
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0 [postimg collection should be Frauke-free by now]
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
[link to this pastebin]

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=G1YsN71Yvt8
youtube.com/watch?v=8jhdFU-7jsY
twitter.com/LesquenPNL/status/926008908421959680
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article173757882/GroKo-Entscheidung-Bild-meldet-erfolgreich-einen-Hund-zur-SPD-Abstimmung-an.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_federal_election,_1930
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_election_and_referendum,_1938
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Nazi_Germany
verfassungen.de/de/de33-45/partei20.htm
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_for_Germany
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Weidel
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Gauland
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

KYS Russian bot

>memeflag
You could at least recognize I'm an authentic French shill

baguette creates krautpol thread LUL

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Why is greens up so high!

The last defenders of the reichstag were French SS so its all good.

AfD is pro israel ,pro assimilation (miscigenation ) and anti fascist ?ie: fucking neocon

Sage band fuck jidf /russi bot

Today. Today I will make them remember.

youtube.com/watch?v=G1YsN71Yvt8

Yet again, we will fight together
youtube.com/watch?v=8jhdFU-7jsY

ive met martin several times now, hes a pretty chill guy.

I wish we had a Putsch-chan

Well, fucking get one, you fucking dolt.
Make an typical ideal French woman, let some drawfag do it for you and call her... Coup d'etat-kun-sama-sensei-chan-san-transgendér-whatever.

Make her clobber her enemies with a stick of baguette unconscious and surrender... herself to you~

I am not a drawfag, and in no way capable of doing so, but god damn it guys, a little imagination wouldn't hurt you.

based achmed

Start the ovens.

>Make her clobber her enemies with a stick of baguette

lol

Germany Awake

>a little imagination wouldn't hurt you
It's hard to reconcile traditionalist far-righter and alt-right in France. Unlike you our far-right intellectuals survived WWII and they don't want to blend with us. Plus, we don't have that culture in France, we are very reserved against extravagants things. This was the hole leftist plunged in during Mai 1968 and from then on, colorful grotesque things was their labels.

However there are some hardcore traditionnalists (like founder of old very influencial far-right think-tank group) who realised the gap between the alt-right and far-right in France and they are closing in. Slowly. One meme at a time...

twitter.com/LesquenPNL/status/926008908421959680

You see Hans, even our Awou Nationale is a poor ripoff of President Trump General, in fact it was an american who made this one when the thread was still called Trump General

Are there even regular /baguettePol threads? Never seen one

There was during the terrorist attack in 2015, because Sup Forums has a macabre attraction to the fall of France much like the average american who watch the Eiffel tower being destroyed for the 99999th time in a hollywood movie. It was called Frog/pol/ and promoted a police State of a Coup d'État.

DUring the elections there was sometimes a general for Marine Le Pen, but now the core memester of the alt-right in France are gone. Macron brought down the hammer on them. There was a website, some will call the French Sup Forums, which had to deliver to the police all users IP because of a complaint for a DDoS attack on a feminist SOS hotline. The service proposed to send anonymously an sms to a male who micro-aggressed you.

The dream is over, we prepare for the next decade now and the new generation.

Fucking make her say shit like "LE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN LE SWORD!" and cut dissidents in pieces.

I have fucking character design ideas for your shitty cheese-eating surrender monkey-memes all fucking day, bro.

I take back having called you monkeys, you are whiter than americans... dunno for how long though, things looks worse when we get news from you, with no-go zones and shit like this.

We have our sandniggers a bit more in control just so the public interest is not into deporting them. but every now and then a fickificki cuts a qt's throat and it's in all the big news.

I am glad the french care about us so much, i really am, but you should attend to your own Sup Forums-generals.

t.Sütterlinanon

bump for flüchtlingstraumland

>Stuck up Yockels better than the rest of Germany
>Middle-to-North Germany is not only bad because of Berlin and BaWü

The nerves of this Schluchtenscheißer.

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Here, have an entire page of mainstream media dedicated to low-brow poke fun at how fucked the SPD is.

Sprech mir nach: SO VIEL PROZENT WIE BIER.

So is this groko shit gonna actually happen now that the SPD is literally falling apart? And can I get a couple translations of those headlines, I want to laugh with you guys ;_;

not sure SPD members will vote on the Groko they basically decide

Any idea how they will vote? I heard that a lot of people are signing up for the SPD just so they can vote no on this, is that true?

that is true but i got no exact numbers and can't tell you how that will actually turn out...
a lot joined to vote no but i also heard that a few joined to vote yes

LUL

It's a very slippery slope here, ya know:
>Seen as an SPD'ler

The Continuation of GroKo will extremely piss off SPD voters, because the low voting percentages they got during the elections, they do not have much negotiation-space in a Coalition, plus the former Boss of the SPD said "WE WONT GO INTO A COALITION" over and over, but then ate his words, and everyone was pissed, that he is such a rat and goes back on his words.

The Discontinuation of a GroKo would trigger re-elections, which would not only burry the SPD underneath the AfD (THE EVIL ENEMY OF THE STATUS QUO!) which is not desireable, but them taking a step back might be their only redeeming option so they can be elected again at all, and won't sink into irrelevance due to voters being absolutely pissed.

The GroKo must happen for the SPD because they are losing so much grip of control, and would make the 20% of the election count, so they'd forfeit a good few percent of voters, which they obviously aren't keen on.

As you might can tell, they're fucked no matter what way they go, they just decide how fast it'll fuck them, and for how long.

We have a proverb for this:
"Lieber ein Ende mit Schrecken als ein Schrecken ohne Ende."
(Rather a End in Terror than a Terror without End)

What i forgot to add, but is casually known by anyone: Kevin Kühnert (Youth Socialist [YuSo] fought hard against the GroKo and invited many to vote no. The Votingpapers should have arrived today in all mailboxes of members. and should arrive on 2nd of March and will be counted on the 3rd of March to consider their stance on the GroKo.

I think i heard something along the lines that they're holding a very large conference in Flensburg about the GroKo and that many GroKo-Enemies will attend it.

By the end of the Story, i think the only socialist shitposter Kühnert will actually ruin the GroKo for us. He is /ourcuck/

are you actually talking him down for not speaking French? because if so that's hilarious

Well, this proves what i told you in the very beginning:
Make your own fucking meme, we can't think for you. You gotta do that for yourselves and that is better like this, because it ensures quality.

Dumbass Cheese-eating surrender Monkey.

You have to archetype the french average joe, i poked fun at you obviously having her armed with a baguette because lo and behold, yo ustill have to think for yourselves.

Considering i am wasting my time shitposting, you still give me a time of me wasting my time trying to explain this to you. now make your fucking meme and be off with you, you walking failure.

Sütterlianon has spoken and I can only say: D'accord

Don't worry brother. Things are always darkest before the dawn...the fun is just getting started again.

Don't cede an inch. Spit out your blackpills.

Thid was a stupid post so I deleted it. I came here to discuss German politic that's all. It is AfD thread not FN, I get that 1) you don't care about the dituation in France as I do about Germany 2) you don't want French posts ITT

So I will just say this once and return to my regular AfD-shilling : we don't have the same hype in France so there is no need for a party dedicaced thread. They lost, they are incompetent and they are too many.

Deutschland Über Alles and blablabla I'm le cheese eating surrendering monkey lol

I gave them a few provoking thoughts enough to make boatloads of memes with the shit i said and with a little imagination.

F

>I came here to talk about german poltics, but i also don't care about the german situation as much as you about the french situation"

Nigga your argument is all over the place, go to sleep man, It might be true i am not losing sleep over the french political landscape, but doesn't mean were cold about if or if not you were there the next day.

#1 Don't be so harsh on yourself, have a fucking Spine
#2 Get some sleep, you are either out of your fucking mind, stupid or need a pocket full of sleep.
#3 "Deutschland über alles bla blah" if you are going to mock german nationalism while talking about it in a Right-wing populist thread, i bid you to go and eat Frogs.

Nigga, You are a cheese-eating monkey, and frankly every frenchman is, as much as we are your Krauts, we take our insult and let it shine like a badge, if you get all uppity about it because you haven't had sleep, then have no interest in the topic, you should probably consider leaving.

WARNING: Picture related is NOT Foodstuff, do not eat. PNGs or JPGs

When will Germans get their balls back? You know nothing is going to happen working behind the miles of bureaucratic red tape...

Communist/Globalist swine infest every corner of your house...

currently, the thing we have to do is getting the normie to where we are or even close

Normalizing our state is near damn impossible, getting him close is favorable AND possible.
Harder cases always bubble out of it.

The thing is that we have to push it so far that the hardliners like us, need to be ... hm.. "Salongfähig" so people don't flinch at us when we try to propose certain things.

If 2008 Germany could see 2018 Germany right now... imagine that. Back then i must admit i could have never imagined having the opinions i have today, voting the party we have now and having a landscape that we enjoy now.

Dude, politics used to be boring, things changed. it's like a fucking soap opera seeing GroKo retards turn eachother to shreds, someone cries their eyes red about the AfD, meanwhile they seize most of their seats and more crying ensues...

We live in crazy times, man.

So radikal wie möglich, so normal wie nötig

You need a brash figure who doesn't shy away from being politically correct; someone with "fuck you" money like Trump. I know it's harder because y'all are so timid to try and avoid looking like Hitler or something, but for fucks sake you need an alpha who will get up there and cut right to the fucking chase.

Is there anyone like that in Germany?

a wonderful good morning to all of you my dear kameraden!
does someone have a idea on how to get active on kraut/pol/ again?
i somehow have the feeling that we became somewhat lethargic

Politically incorrect*
Fuck.

i absolutely agree

we could really use someone like milo over here
i do not like him at all but i cannot deny his skills when it comes to assembling young people

>y'all are so timid to try and avoid looking like Hitler or something
well yes exactly that you cant do politics in germany the way you do it in america sadly because if we had someone like trump he would ghet associaterd with hitler so fast and it would probably cost him every single vote

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>The French surrender
Well. I'm not surprised, but F I guess

didn't even take 2 weeks this time kek

Because Germany is full of Cucks even people among the Right every single time every fucking sentence there is a hint of "BUT IM DIFFERENT IM NOT A NADSIII I'M LIKE YOU" among the right wing which goes well inline to bend over for the average Cuck

He knows how to draw the commies out of hiding that's for sure. Q1/Q2 '17 in Berkeley this year was the shit; nothing beats the feeling you get when stomping the black Bloc and watching them run in terror.

>gavin mcinnes
also a great contributor imho

I 100% understand. What I'm saying is that is what you need though...this is the reason you guys are "stuck". Once you say "fuck it" and put him up there ( knowing full well the left is going to say that shit anyway) you will begin to make real progress to restoring your country.

I don't completely believe we are FULL of cucks. i think Cucks are at the higher Eshelons of Power and make citizens hunch les the thought police removes them from the system for wrongthink.

There are plenty of good people and people who could be good people if people did not subvert them with such garbage with what constitutes as politics today.

well we have gauland and höcke they do say fuck it and are able to be politically smart
i hope that sentence makes sense, i have a feeling that it is somewhat suboptimal

He's a good dude. We had a great time during those riots. Did security for Lauren Southern as well.

Political prowess is not something you guys are lacking; you are lacking candidates who can channel raw anger/emotion. Trump won because he tapped into Americans underlying frustration with the PC bullshit...so he outright said he'd "build a fucking wall and make Mexico pay for it" and "lock crooked Hillary up", etc.

Gauland appears to be extremely intelligent, but I just don't see him rallying young men to the cause.

Lauren said a few very shitty things i can't stand for.
She attacked Count Dankula over his joke he played out with his cute Pug. and all the general other shit i have no source on that reached me through other anons concerns me.

What others told me was something along the lines: "Fake Trad-Girl" And "Pateron Gold Digger"

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I always liked how Hitler returned Napoleons son to France

Live in aus but am German citizen.
Sending support from down under , and i will definetly vote Afd if we have Neuwahlen . Already voted for them last September.
Godspeed Brüder

>We had a great time during those riots
that really sounds like a lot of fun
did you deliver some solid clappers aswell?

I don't follow her all that closely, but this was definitely before dankula's seig heiling pug. I can tell you that in person she is definitely a sweetheart; but no doubt she wants to make money through her political action (as many of us would if we were in her position). I will say she is brave as fuck, she would start running into the crowds of Antifa and we'd have to plow ahead to make sure she didn't get domed. We got gassed, peppersprayed, hit with bricks, etc. Overall 10/10 experience.

That being said: Lauren Rose > Southern

Only in self defense. ;)

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very nice!
are you also a berkeley resident?

>Be AfDtard
>Don`t lie in the polls so that SPDtards vote against the GroKo
Great job, faggots

Newer polls incorporate that potential AfD voters are lying.

No. That place is trash. I am in the Bay Area, but we had people come in from all over. Like you said, controversial folks like Milo, Gavin, Ann Coulter, etc. really know how to draw out the communists...and with every virus you get antibodies.

>welt.de/politik/deutschland/article173757882/GroKo-Entscheidung-Bild-meldet-erfolgreich-einen-Hund-zur-SPD-Abstimmung-an.html

>"Bild" Successfully registers a Dog for the GroKo-Votum

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEDOPHILES THESE DAYS?

You know they tried to defame the AfD by just calling them Nazis, but this shit is just turning them to the ultimate butt of a joke that keeps on giving, A meme with endless punchlines.

If it wasn't "BILD" wo did this joke, i would've admitted that the left can meme...

still great that you participated user

Cheers Krautbro. I'm going to get to sleep; I'll be watching the AfD with bated breath! At the end of the day, the West is all in this together, even us le 56%ers.

sleep well fren

It's simple, we are in the same boat. Either we are brothers or we drown.

Can't we be brothers and drown?

>Für die laufende, 2020 endende Beitragsperiode erwartet die KEF einen Überschuss von 544,5 Millionen Euro, wie der Kommissionsvorsitzende Heinz Fischer-Heidelberger mitteilte. Allein für die ARD sei von einem Überschuss von 502,4 Millionen Euro auszugehen, beim ZDF seien es 27,7 Millionen, beim Deutschlandradio 14,4 Millionen.

State TV SWIMMING in money

It's only democracy if i like it, goy.

bump

When do we open the camps bros?

in the next 5 years probably

>State TV SWIMMING in money
...and still producing stuff not even worth a pile of shit. Where's the money?

>it's an artists thinking they are somehow more politically enlightened than the unwashed masses episode

very nice. dank memester at work

It is worthless for reasons.
Parties fund these cunts to produce stories on their behalf, alter facts, filter truths, leave out entire things just to make them look like the non-plus ultra.

After years of being told X you will believe X, because no one is really there to refute this, there was no voice of reason on the different side of the argument for SO long that this shift is quite painful for the normies, you must be patient.

In the end we can all stand here and say "told you so"

bump
>a400m
>100 funghis
>20 soldiers
>2 flights a day
>10 machines
>125 days to deport 250k funghis
>wir schaffen das

Family life doesn't improves because capitalism:
a.) apartments are rented, children are expensive
How is that independence?
b.) freedom of expression and therefore people whoring around, having 5 or more sexual partners
How is that something anybody would want?

So a ranted apartment family of previous life slutty partents working day and day out to pay the rent in some city full of foreigners.
Sounds like fun life? NO.
AfD says they want to privatize more, so then inflation will be always high. What is needed is nationalization of everything and static prices, good enough pay to finance a bran new house with land in a year and hardcore deportation. Not refugees, everybody, millions, 20 millions at least, since that's how many migrants are in Germany.
Those meme parties are all one big delusion without any real will power to do what is necessary. They are floating in their dollar system and think that will fix anything, bullshit, big bullshit.

What's the deal with Merkel's successor? Dirt on her? Is she decent?

*250 days
t. brainlet

Shit they are onto us

You mean AKK (can`t remember how her full name is spelled)?
She is basically the same as Merkel, just a bit younger.

they are a stepping stone towards national socialism so why not use em?

she looks like the generic teacher that has at least one collapse during class in a year btw imho

NAZIS & HITLER
1.)bigger government:
Government seats:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_federal_election,_1930
Total seats: 577
Before German split on West/East:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_election_and_referendum,_1938
Total seats: 813

2.)anti-stock exchange & anti-privatization
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Nazi_Germany
>Nazi regime was able to close most of Germany’s stock exchanges, reducing them “from twenty-one to nine in 1935
>Between the fiscal years 1934/35 and 1937/38, privatization represented 1.4 percent of the German government's revenues
verfassungen.de/de/de33-45/partei20.htm
>Wir fordern die Verstaatlichung aller (bisher) bereits vergesellschafteten (Trusts) Betriebe.
Translation:
>We call for the nationalization of all (trusts) companies in existence.


AFD:
1.)smaller government and banking like Jew Switzerland:
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf
>Volksabstimmungen nach Schweizer Vorbild
translation:
>Election based on Switzerland system
>Schlanker Staat für freie Bürger
translation:
>Sleek state for free citizens

2.)pro-privatization & Jewish banks
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_for_Germany
>privatization of social programs and state owned enterprises.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_for_Germany
>Parliamentary leadership Alice Weidel Alexander Gauland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Weidel
>After receiving her undergraduate university degree, Weidel went to work for Goldman Sachs, before moving to Allianz Global Investors.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Gauland
>Before becoming an AfD founding member Gauland was member of the CDU. In 2012 Gauland became involved in the Berliner Kreis ("Berlin circuit"), a loose association of federal and state politicians within the CDU

I don't see any Socialistic or nationalization efforts from AfD?
STOP HAVING FAITH! Go out on streets and kill.

She has vowedto confront the AfD.
But that's what Merkel said tons of times.

If she would confront the AfD by just calling them Nazis like the edgelord are only capable of that...
If she were to shift the CDU though, that would ruin the AfD a little.

The Party wants Merkel back though, so i don't think Merkel can fix herself.