Haha I learned of the "full english breakfast" a few months ago. Not making fun, but it looks like something we would eat on a campout lol. Bet its good though.
Elijah Parker
Also, Ulster fry > full English
Xavier Reyes
I have one on my inner lip, and I keep biting it when I'm eating.
It's torture.
Christian Bell
Slimy bacon is where I draw the line. Sorry user.
Elijah Adams
Full Scottish is best breakfast.
Andrew Murphy
English bacon is so much better than American bacon. I was floored the first time I tried it.
Blake Reed
I thought all you fags juat had tea and a plain cracker for breakfast?
Ryder Foster
When I lived in Korea I could only get American style bacon, it was grim.
Hey, open invitation to any brit that wants to come here on a work visa by running a food truck that sells full English breakfasts just let me know and we'll try to work something out.
If it has to be done under guise of a gay marriage that's OK but it's only going to be a game of pretend. You can bring whoever you want over to sleep with as long as it's discrete.
Aaron Mitchell
>Pretend
Ian Bailey
I did an exchange year and got hooked on English style bacon. Now I can't even eat American bacon anymore. It's either overcooked and too crispy and carbonized, or undercooked and floppy. I just want a decent bacon sandwich again.
Jonathan Reyes
A full English breakfast is the quintessential hangover cure. Open a shop in a college town and you would be golden.
Adrian Thomas
What is better about the bacon? Different pig? Serrano or something? Serious question.
John Brooks
You know it. One of us can run the breakfast/lunch shift and the other the night shift. It'll be a legit corporate sponsorship situ.
But seriously though, I'm the top and we'll have loads of sex.
Gavin Young
And plus that way if he wants to have loud sex while I'm running the truck I don't have to listen and as long as it doesn't bother the neighbors it's all good.
David Martin
its just ham, not bacon.
Sebastian Torres
in the us you can find em in irish pubs found a great one in san francisco
Zachary Martinez
That's a big meal
Cooper Ramirez
What kind of ham/bacon is that? >t. amerilard
Jonathan Morgan
>English bacon is so much better than American bacon Redpill me on the bacon meme Sup Forums
Kayden Baker
It's called back bacon.
Jason Ortiz
Back bacon, we don't know we just eat it and it tastes good.
Our food is actually nice, despite the memes.
James Cruz
>Mosley is the only man I have ever known who could have been the leader of either the Conservative or Labour party...he might have been a very great Prime Minister
Connor Perez
Fuck.
Its my day off work today but as I'm still up early for no good reason I might have to go out for a full English lads.
Jaxson Jones
So that's what survival russia means by "back fat"
Thanks for the reply freindpai. I found somewhere that i think i can buy some in my amerimutt town.
Elijah Ortiz
It's similar to Canadian bacon I guess in that it's pork loin, but it also has more fat. It's thicker and more substantial than American-style bacon. It just cooks better and tastes better.
Levi Fisher
I applied for university in Scotland. AMA.
Gabriel Butler
I don't get how someone can wake up and eat that much. I'll have a piece of fruit with some coffee; maybe a bagel if I'm not having lunch for a while
Joshua Torres
Can anyone tell me honestly why British food is so shit? Is it something about resisting strong, good flavours from other cultures?
Brandon Rogers
Check out Century of the Self some time (BBC documentary). American bacon is literally a waste product that was memed into being desirable by the Jews.
Ethan Sanders
Have fun in cucksville.
I like Canadian cheese.
Eli Nelson
Not a fan of the beans but black pudding is great
Hunter Wilson
It isn't shit if you actually try it.
Joseph Baker
You eat late at night or in the evening don't you? We don't eat that every morning, also faggy continental breakfasts are no good here, you need stodge food because it's cold, in the heat you can't eat a lot of food, I notice that when I go on holiday.
Our food is good, what food have you invented? Just our food with fucking sprinkles on it. Get out of here!
Asher Evans
I tried some spotted dick and it was really painful.
Is it true that you people actually eat this?
Benjamin Foster
Mur hangover cure it's already been talked about
Owen Fisher
haha take a pic
Nathaniel Price
Sounds like you have low T. Maybe you should try moving more and doing more.
Connor Martinez
>Australia
You can fuck right off m8
Asher Foster
I went to Scotlland when i was a lad for a soccer team and I still remember the food and the castles. I still have dreams about them. Weird.
Matthew Diaz
I've been a few times, the Highlands/Inverness are nice because they are away from the people.
Jordan Miller
Edinburgh, Dundee or Glasgow?
Isaiah Baker
>fucking sprinkles They're hundreds and thousands, mate. Way better than sprinkles. We basically stole all your acceptable food and then made it good by adding lots of Greek, Italian, Vietnamese, and Lebanese influence.
Aaron Campbell
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Hudson Thomas
Thanks, mate. I chuckled. Have some seafood.
Alexander Gonzalez
Fuck you, lads. I'm defrosting some bacon now but it won't be ready for hours.
Alexander Robinson
>Hur dur no food culture, needs everyone else to tell us what is good food. No wonder your on the over side of the planet.
Isaac Martinez
What actually is nice but it might sound horrible (it's not horrible trust me). Get some bread slices, put custard over them, then get jam and put it in the oven until the bread turns to toast and the custard turns hot.
Sounds disgusting right? Fucking delicious and a really nice desert to eat.
You're welcome plebs.
Blake Lopez
>Fairy bread
Sounds pretty fucking gay to me.
Daniel Young
This is a Pennsylvania hog trough. Best 10 dollars I ever spent.
Evan Richardson
Go throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate.
Evan Barnes
Is that macaroni cheese with beef?
Jackson Baker
Neat. Where in PA did you get that? Somewhere south-central-east?
David Sanchez
I want to move there, but I need to find a wife first (dont want to be a fucking nigger migrant)
John Cooper
You're more likely to find a "husband" in Scotland, good luck!
Logan Allen
>Somewhere south-central-east? It looks straight up like an pa dutch dish.
Brayden Lee
I'll usually eat a lot in the middle of the day and have a mid-sized meal for dinner. I've always wanted to try a full English but I'd rather go to England for that ngl
Blake Evans
Thanks for describing your spotted dick, mate.
>Sounds pretty fucking gay to me. No more gay than roastings on the fire by the head prefect followed by the ritual fucking of a pig's head.
>Go throw another shrimp on the barbie, mate. Bonzer digits. Here's a crayfish for ya
Brayden Evans
That's what I'm thinking. Just wondering if it might be somewhere close enough to on my way from one place to another to sample some day. I've never seen anything quite like that.
Christian Edwards
Good luck. Moving to the UK as a non-EU American citizen is nearly impossible without a work sponsorship or refugee status. It's actually way harder than immigrating to the US.
Adrian Myers
It's a macaroni base loaded with cheese, smoked brisket, baked beans, cole slaw, Memphis BBQ sauce mixed together and two wingy on side.
Sebastian Price
Favorite thing I make lately is yorkshire pudding and I guess something called bubble and squeak. Our friend Edna taught me. If you guys havent tried yorkshire pudding with prime rib or lamb you shoud, its crazy good
Ethan Lee
So getting a gf is the least of my problems.
Mother fucker
Logan White
>Thanks for describing your spotted dick, mate. Yeah you like dick don't you?
Supermarket in Florida had an international section with UK food brands when I went years ago. Look for our bacon and cook it and eat it and enjoy real food.
The USA makes it nearly impossible for us to visit (even before the muslim ban lel).
Get some caramalised red onion sausages.
Isaac Reed
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Lucas Richardson
>Supermarket in Florida I-I live in Central NY
Grayson Jackson
South Central. It's called 3 hogs near Gettysburg.
Kevin Smith
It does look good.
You have my sympathies.
Julian Wright
>The USA makes it nearly impossible for us to visit (even before the muslim ban lel). No it doesn't you can come on an ESTA for up to three months at a time an unlimited number of times. It only gets tricky when you try to come back on an ESTA frequently and it looks like you're trying to stay.
It is easier for Americans to travel to the UK though. We don't even need the equivalent of an ESTA VISA.
Jeremiah Ross
Is English bacon the same as Canadian bacon?
Benjamin Russell
this is what a REAL breakfast looks like
europeans and amerilard spicelets no need to apply
Dylan Rivera
Well I don't know, I have relatives in the US and it took us a while to get our visa approved, maybe just a backlog or some shit but it was annoying.
And it's being made even harder because Mexicans have ruined everything. Americans can visit here easily, staying is difficult but that's not just for you, that's all non EU nations (same as India, Pakistan, Australia etc). Although our Home Office does like to cuck our shit up. Amber Rudd's glasses are demonic.
Michael Smith
Alright, I guess I'll have an excuse to take the turnpike at some point. Maybe I'll try to bring some friends.
Landon Young
I haven’t had one complaint yet. Three big guys left bill batemans and opened up their own bbq restaurant. They have multiple chili cookoff trophies when you walk in.
Asher Wright
I married a British girl, and we looked into me moving to the UK, but there are so many barriers to legal immigration. I couldn't immigrate because my spouse was still a student and not earning enough to "sponsor" me, even though my income potential is plenty high. I think it's ridiculous that the UK would put up barriers to a highly educated and skilled American English speaker, but lets in thousands of migrants. Immigration should be merit based.
Joshua Moore
dayum. If only the turnpike weren't so expensive and out of the way. I'm still bummed out Clemm's BBQ on 220 near Port Matilda closed down. Used to be a good excuse to hit the twisties, especially with I-99 diverting the truck traffic these days.
Adam King
>I've never seen anything quite like that. PA dutch have some wacky foods. They are essentially soul food by poor white settlers. One of my personal favorite dutch "items" is hot dressing salad. I don't know what the fuck is in the hot dressing, but bacon is certainly part. It is HOT temperature, and is amazing. Also dandelion dressing. Yes. The ugly yellow weed makes salad dressing.
We have Breakfast Dinner and Supper. WTF is lunch? Supper is sometimes the later meal, and sometimes midday. Dinner is the larger meal, and supper is the smaller one.
SCRAPPLE IS AMAZING. Have them pan fry it crispy. You may be a PA fag if you know what Im talking about.
Matthew Rodriguez
Ya im in FL on the river, that's what we eat about every weekend. Almost the exact same thing, I smoke the ribs or brisket for hours. That or fried redfish/tarter sauce with cheesegrits and coleslaw.
Alexander Perry
I was just in Allentown and asked for king syrup for my scrapple and the waitress said we don't have that and I have no idea what that is. I literally shit my pants when she said that.
Elijah Stewart
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Ayden Barnes
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Ryan Hall
bad luck
Camden Taylor
I know about scrapple. It's not widely known anymore that dandelion is a suitable food source and a weed to boot. They used to make wine out of it back in the day.
I was born one state over, but PA is just too good to go back.
Sebastian Martin
get a job
Colton Cook
>potential you don't have the money
Dominic Perry
You have to save space for your nightly 1,200 calories of alcohol followed by 4am kebab.
Kayden Lewis
bump
John Cook
looking up scrapple, no idea
Angel Nelson
I make plenty in the US. Far over the UK national average salary actually. By potential I mean potential income in the UK. My income in the US doesn't translate to potential income in the UK as far as UK immigration is concerned. They only care about the sponsor.
Joshua Baker
No. Kebabs reduce life of the cattle.
Sebastian Lewis
>asked for king syrup for my scrapple and the waitress said we don't have that I would have burned the establishment down. NOTHING IS BETTER THEN KING SYRUP.
It goes great on apple dumplings also.
WTF. I am a skinny PA DUTCH Food buff. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.
IF you don't have rivels in your pot pie you haven't lived.
Carson Morgan
Perhaps because you're eating real food instead of processed crap?
Gabriel Walker
Too hard to get suppliers. Selling price would be well too expensive I reckon
