AUS/POL/ MADAM PRESIDENT EDITION

G'day cunts. Its Aus/pol/ time

Previous Remember, the SA election is getting close, /ourguy/ is definitely Cory Bernardi. Whinge and moan about Nick Xenophon or the labor party on 5aa (or any other SA talkback radio station). Calling and shilling these stations is important to influence the election and PO.

Get involved:
>5aa (Adelaides biggest Talkback radio)
Phone in: 8223 0000

>ABC Adelaide
Talkback: 1300 222 891

>ABC North and West SA
Talkback 1300 160 222

>Hillary Clinton announces Australia and New Zealand tour
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>Tony Abbott to call for immigration cut in speech targeting political elites
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>Nationals president slaps down WA Nationals over Barnaby Joyce resign call
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>NASA deal will see Australian company build Mars rover
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>Nick Xenophon stars in SA Best’s first political ad
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>Q&A: Indigenous Australians are tired of being spoken for, says actress Shareena Clanton
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>John Oliver irrevocably btfo Barnaby Joyce
youtube.com/watch?v=DSdG99PkNKA

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treasury.gov.au/consultation/apras-crisis-management-powers/
abc.net.au/news/2018-02-19/brisbane-woman-denied-haircut-at-barber/9461250
sbs.com.au/news/interactive/how-diverse-is-my-suburb
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>tfw cant stop jerking off over white girls taking massive nigger dong in the ass

how do i fix this?

...

Fishing been good in western Australia with herring and tailor caught from shore and jewfish, tuna and the occasional early salmon.
Blue swimmer crabs in the peel inlet and Coburn sound are providing a decent feed for the committed

Let a nigger fuck you in the ass

>jewfish
I have to stop you right there

Some Aussie shitposting thread you got here lads. Keep up the great work.

Abs could do a Trump. Lel.

Fuck I admire his persistence though. I wish I had that.

gotta give him some points for staying in the game after such a massive demotion, shows he might actually care about the country even a little bit

Yeah, hasn't really affected him at all, still the same machine man.

Have you seen what a jewfish looks like?

I wish he would kick out Malcolm rn. If he did that he would crush labor lol. It'd be funny watching friendlyjordies cry "b-b-but muh labor party"

Whats for dinner lads?

What's up cunts?

crikey mate, you have a scat fetish or something? what do you think nog dong looks like?

It's 2am don't you guys ever sleep?
fuckin christ

Yeah mate. I'll sleep once Tone's says that the WAP is back in for the next 1000 years.

cunt's fucked

stop smoking weed you bloody drongo

>be Australian
>still think elections matter

lel keep choking on you intellectual garbage

This

fap to superior white cocks friendo

t. straight

is that how brown people reproduce?

Dunno I reckon they'll win even if Abbott replaced Turnbull.

Can't sleep, there are spiders under my bed.

I dont even............

Liberal party is pretty much finished for this round.

Nah. Abbott would crush them. Everyone wants him back so bad. Abbott would just rail against migrants and taxes and the debt. He'd win for sure.

Let's be honest here, Abbott is a brainlet, most people are probably glad he's gone.

get a dog faggot

Yeah Jews run everything no matter who is elected. Cunts fucked.

is that why the kids come out brown?

>Abbott gets elected
>Doubles the deficit
>Deregulates worker visas
>Signs FTAs with China, Korea and India

Good riddance

He's got balls but he's got no credibility. Now that this jewy economy isn't working so great for everyone and chinks aren't buying our houses so much they want someone to blame. Instead of blaming themselves for being so jewy the average Australian will punish the Liberals. You could be right but my prediction is Labor.

anyone here know where to get decent smokes cheap?
lelbourne btw

B-but he stopped the boats!

>what are timezones for 200 alex

Tonight on the project
>is it immoral to have kids?
Not even joking
Trying real hard to deny my tinfoil hattery but it’s hard desu

go to a nightclub and bum them off drunks

>birthrate naturally drops

>Jesus Christ we need immigrants because nobody's fucking!

>don't you dare start fucking again we need to handle overpopulation

>we need to keep bringing in immigrants so our population grows

Am I the only yank that reads this thread in pic related voice?

I think they're going for "why have kids when you can adopt poor refugee children"

vocaroo.com/i/s0h4ATDHNvk0

Has anyone ever skipped a random drug test at work? How fucked am I? I just didn't line up to get it done.

nope

what fucking intellectuals they have on that there television

I caught a bunch of blowies off the end of a pier last month. Beginners luck

I wasn't blessed with a manly voice. Mine is more like this.

youtube.com/watch?v=zwrAXF7MPXg

youtube.com/watch?v=g8uzKfDAdko&app=desktop

treasury.gov.au/consultation/apras-crisis-management-powers/

Government just passed legislation that allows the banks to take control of your savings from your account and us it stop the bank from crashing in the next economic crash. Pull out now anons.

Same shit, different words. The powers that be want us to be the Sweden of the southern hemisphere.

abc.net.au/news/2018-02-19/brisbane-woman-denied-haircut-at-barber/9461250

we need more vocaroos

Aus/pol/ already delivering

Beware them aus/pol/...

Jokes on them, I'm all in on this bad boy

we already ARE the sweden of the southern hemisphere
our gayfuck cities dominate everything

No

probs
you do one then

WE ARE THE SIGTMARINES AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING

there aren't any fucking words for this, complaining against the barber when the barber literally isn't the one making the decision. some people really just need to get punched

/nrl/

Or the “give half the world to wildlife” angle. In other words, become Australian ;)

Make australia great again.

Why are the majority of Australian Women such sluts?

Every one I have dated has turned out to be a two faced cheating skank

>lelbourne btw
sudanese giving you any problems m8?

yeah-nah

What a fucking nonce. Go to a hairdresser they do the same thing. Bunch of attention seeking busybodies. Out of control.

lead by example

Australia sucks emu cock and australians are the niggers of white people.

hurrrr

T-I-G-E-R-S

>"hehe... fuck you australians! america is so superior...hehehe..."

...

naaaa

poofta

Fuck that ugly dyke cunt. Men have no places where woman can't force their way into.

I bet thats not even your voice

>at least adelaide is still the best state

>adelaide
>state
um, sweetie? its a city...

actually I am only moving in soon, the biggest annoyance I've faced in my day to day business was literal communist uni students handing out fucking marx conference flyers
Imagine if I tried to hand out natsoc or white Australia posters, think I'd be allowed? Pretty fucked right?

I'm not Anglo

Roasties

based diaspora fag

1.2/1.7 = .71

For all intents and purposes, Adelaide is South Australia, especially if you're thinking in terms of political interests.

I'd kill to move to Lobethal, though.

Purple = nonWhite (Asian, specifically)

yeah thats fucked up

Slabo govorim hrvatski. Ja zaboravio vrlo mnogo.

what website is that?

>Purple = nonWhite
whats orange?

>Hand out White Australia posters

Do it cunt

I think that orange = spaghetti niggers, I'll double check.

what time is it down in Australia? it's 2:11am in freedom land.

sbs.com.au/news/interactive/how-diverse-is-my-suburb

>spaghetti niggers
not great, but could be worse

Just here to say how shit are our pollies? The cunts don't know whose bribes they are taking, which fucking passports they hold, which fucking houses they are claiming free rent for, or even who they are supposed to be rooting.

The whole of Canberra can fuck right off. If Shorten gets in I will literally start serial killing Emus and the odd Sudanese cunt out of rage.

T. Its me Tones. Thanks for the love lads.

Dinner tonight - raw onion. My fave.

8:13pm in the eastern states

Any chance of CANZUK going ahead lads?

Sleeping is for niggers

>Dinner tonight - raw onion. My fave.
#MeToo

When men become betas, women gain the license to be degenerates. It's been happening all over the west.

Chang, Chen, Chong and Ahmed joining forces..... Yeah nah

Anybody else notice that SAWogz political symbol is just the ISIS/Daesh 'one Islam' finger?
>retards