This board should require Americans to upload their genetic test results before they can post; then it should be...

This board should require Americans to upload their genetic test results before they can post; then it should be included in all their posts like a forum signature.

shoo shoo dirty jew

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show your flag

t. 1/256th Norwegian

t. 1/24th Italian

i'm about to kill myself

t. "white" slav/gyppo

SHOW LOW CONFIDENCE!

I'm 100% European, mutt.

I agree. I see so many beaners down there with Scottish last names. makes me want to barf senpai.

do i really have to?

(´;ω;`)

>meme flag

>siberia
>europe

I wanna see how mutt you are, show it! Also, what was your background according to your family?

It's just East Baltic; Norwegians get it about 10-15% on average.

Do it
Post more mutts

This is my favorite one.

It's kind of depressing.

>family always said I was northern italian
>surname is literally a northern city (mantua)
>(((Dna test))) leaves north italy blank and highlights calabria + lazio

I really don't know what I'm gonna do.

Whenever I post my results I get made fun of so nah. Fuck yuropoors.

OY VEY! Give me my free shekels and American foreskins.

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DNA tests can only accurately differentiate between Northwestern, Eastern, Southern European, and East Baltic. Anything more specific than that is a guess.

NOW SHOW LOW CONFIDENCE!

POST IT, METIS!

The hidden merchant.

If i click on the north of italy it doesn't circle all these random regions which worries me.

I've been a southern nigger my whole life and I didn't even know it.

Why are the most degenerate Europeans always the most nationalistic?

It seems like Slavs and southern Europeans like to post Amerimutt memes the most even though they live in wartorn/ex-commie shitholes and stole eastern Europe from Germanic people who had been uprooted by hordes.

The tests aren't accurate enough to be that specific. Stop bitching.

My polish great grandfather fought for Hitler, so go fuck yourself mutt.

Why only americans? I would add germans, french, swedish and brits to that list.

But i'll never be a practically austrian italian.

I do hope you meant "against" not "for".

Who cares. Nords are a bunch of cucks. Slavic and Mediterranean supremacy now!

Nah nigga. He was in the Wehrmacht.

Exactly

He would have been purged once they released the genetic purity squads after Germany won

It’s le syrupo shara monstrous...

Ok but no bully

No way, Sup Forums and Sup Forums is an American website.

He was given German citizenship and moved to Germany when things went array on the Eastern Front.

Go do a rain dance and get smallpox, mongolian-squawk nigger.

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I hope you get cancer.

How is it fair that this girl in my class is southern italian and has blonde hair and blue eyes meanwhile I practically look like a spic?

>hides American flag with meme flag

Le primordial soup!

I said no bully

get the fuck in here false flag happening
also stop giving your private info to strangers on the internet dumbfucks

Apparently, you don't understand the point of an anonymous board.

A woman in your line cucked one of your greatgrandfathers

>not uncommon for the whores to do this

But more than half of it is white.

Italians are white right?

show your genetic result then, memeflag

The Jews had German citizenship until they realized it was a mistake. No German ethnostate in its right mind would have Ivans in its borders.

>A woman in your line cucked one of your greatgrandfathers
That's with me. My mom cheated on her husband because he was sterile due to cancer treatment, and she wanted a kid. So she fucked some Yugoslavian chad and I was born.

Those are my results, you stupid fucking mutt.

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Only those from the north

Post haplogroups, I'm descended from Chedderman

I'm R1b-U106 and H18.

what kind of shitty test formats like that?

also, SHOW YOUR LOW CONFIDENCE REGIONS if you're so euro

There is no low confidence regions. I think that's just for ancestry.com.

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My ancestaz wuz kangz do...

100% Ashkenazi here OP!

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I don't understand mine. I'm English and look white but apparently I'm a judeo-celtic mutt

>X2a
CHING CHONG!

Wait those were your real results?

HAHA FUCKING CALLED IT SLAVSHIT

>No paternal haplogroup listed
Are you a girl?

how convenient that you chose a test that was vague enough not to post low confidence results

>5.4% banker
>2.4% moor
>1.3% cheddar man

Post your results, mutt.

Yeah

There are like 5 tests, and only ancestry does low confidence.

Are your nipples pink or brown?

What is a Sup Forums approved genetics test?

posting your timestamped hand and letting anons decide

I have blue eyes and blond hair so they are pink.

National Geographic's was the best one, but Amerimutt customers are fucked now, as they changed the method of reading it just for Americans. They do a sequential test or whatever it's called, so it catalogs all your medical information and more. If you can get an international NatGeo 2.0 kit off of ebay or something, use that. Otherwise, maybe ancestry is your best bet?

This works too.

post tits