I'm here for the job interview

>I'm here for the job interview.

What position do we give it within our company bros?

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log sucker

Just put him somewhere where no one will see him.

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Store greeter, for the lulz.

Crash test dummy would be the only viable position.

The fastest way to bankruptcy

aids tester

Head of “Human Resources.”

human urinal cake

Gas chamber test dummy.

Why are there so many photos of this wormy faggot.

Feeding niggers mad desire for little white boy anus!

Head of soy acquisitions

barely enough on the bone to count as a resource

this I like

Plague research volunteer

Barista

Zyklon B test subject.

poor fucker. god he's scuffed af

Put his ass in the frozen department. I can only recall one time we had a punk degenerate working here. Full head tattoos and everything.

I'll NEVER forget to wash the produce again after seeing this. Shit!!

Taser test subject.

>it
It's Xim, shitlord.

Automotive for the laughs and again, as far away from the food side as possible.

our company actually hired a tranny to work in our shop running the sand blaster. when it got hired on I just thought it was a faggot with GRIDS.

Graphic designer

> let it go, let it goooo
No seriously, what is a frozen department?

Where they keep the frozen foods.

Wheel chock at the loading dock.

a punching bag for when our employees deal with obnoxious customers and need an outlet for their frustration

progressive foot rest

Where you go at 5 minutes before the store closes to pick up your DiGiorno pizzas.

>tfw got someone into an interview here but found out he was working the receiving dock with mostly blacks
>gets up and says as he exits "I'm no neanderthal"

Sup Forums mod

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman!

Made me kek

>it
I dont even know what I'm looking at. Failed tranny? Retard? Druggie? Faglord? Either way it is utterly repulsive and ideally should get shot in the backyard.

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CEO

Stage 2 car test dummy.

>implying i'd waste my money by giving it a salary

thanks for the chuckle, user-kun

bin occupant seems sufficient.

Late night stock shelver, or 10 items or less line. Best believe my capitalistic ass will find a place for you.

Make my sheckles goyim.

Hotelbreh here. It would go into housekeeping or laundry (certainly not on the front desk), but I think it'd be offended by how the blacks I employ behave (no other options in my area, unfortunately).

Head of the gains goblin squadron strategically placed to guarde the plate dispenser.

I feel like if I pushed that dude, I’d break his shoulder.

>dude
hahahahaha

>that big 'ol fat guy with a full 2 liter of regular root beer
lmao

Sorry, the position has been filled. We will be sure to contact you if we are in need of some sort of nu-faggot.

Tattoos? Obviously self-employed.

What are your skills?

Subversion and whining eh? Im afraid you're not a good fit for the company.

Seriously, you don't hire them. Starve them out.

user, didn't you know that only qtgfs are gainz goblins?
>let's watch netflix instead of hike, user
>let's have a wine and pizza night, user
>spend time with me instead of at the gym, user

No way I'd hire this guy:
>He clearly has some kind of disease (my guess is AIDS by how he looks) which means he'll be a burden on our health insurance PLUS the way he looks would likely be off-putting to customers. >The tattoos scream mental illness, which means he would likely be a fucking constant problem for HR because he looks like he'd easily be triggered by about 95% of the stuff we say at work.
>His whole look clearly shows he's a millenial who is prone to making bad life choices. While I couldn't care less about his personal problems, I suspect he'd be really flaky - likely one of those kids who would constantly show up late, claim harassment if we wrote him up for it, or just randomly quit for no reason.
>"We need someone with more actual field experience, we'll call you if another position opens up that you might be better qualified for"
>Or just "We require a drug test, background check, and because the position would involve handling payments and financial data we also require a credit check". No way this low-T sissy passes all three.

I see this image all the time. Who the fuck is this?

Junior Vice President

That's everyone on this shift. Its needed for the energy in order to break the circadian rhythm of working graveyard for years.

Can somebody please tell me what is that thing? Is it a guy who cut his dick off? A girl taking male hormones? Is it even human?

>Our new 6 star safety tests can keep even humpty dumpsoy alive

>in order to break the circadian rhythm of working graveyard for years
That's a cope and you know it. Blackout curtains and "daylight"-brightness lightbulbs will get your body set to the graveyard shift. If anything, you'd need caffeine, but root beer is caffeine-free.
t. was a 3rd-shifter for 2 years

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something that involves a combination of heavylifting and heights.....or maybe resident lion tamer?

Propaganda test dummy, if it gets a ok from him then it works on pretty much anyone.

For those unaware, it's a female to male tranny

Thank you for explaining Slovakia. Now I just have to understand why would anyone do THAT to themselves.

"He" is transgender Female-to-Male

Make him my hiring assistant. Every applicant he likes gets rejected, everyone he dislikes gets hired.

ill hire him for the before pictures of workout routines

Personal Trainer

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A swift kick on the ass out the door

>What position do we give it within our company bros?

Apple store sales manager.

But no seriously, there was this period after college when I worked in an Apple Store. My, and three managers back were all faggots.

Guess it suits them.

His body proportions are so fucked what the hell.

>His

The most physical job we have so we can fire him in a week when he can't perform.

Johnny Righini vegan ftm tranny with an eating disorder

instagram.com/johnnysjoys

What's the story behind this fucker? seen him been posted here all the time

Fluffer on BBC pron sets

I don't even think niggers deserve that

>no son you here for the bullet

sounds like troughman

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take out j from joys and it would have the perfect instagram name

AIDS culture

Why use monkeys when you have perfectly good human reservoirs of AIDS

Man I thought I had thin wrists. This guy has thin hands as well lmao

We laid off 3 like this just before Christmas last year, all Hillary voters :^)

He is only there for the interview, nobody said he will get the job.

>tfw Sup Forums is on the right

Haha you work at Wal-Mart
>average polposter

but we produce pesticides

>average polposter
>actually NEET

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Used condom recycler at a crack house.

He got da aids

Janitor and nothing else.

>implying any of the human garbage on this board will ever be in the position to hire anyone.

Anyone have the video of this fruit shopping for vegetables?

Whatever role it has an aptitude for that will benefit my company.

Isn't that a FtM tranny? Or was that just the one doing some serious squats?

pay it to an hero.
less than 1 second on the clock means he either gets 1 penny or nothing at all

Bullet stopper.

Security patrolling out front around the public. Will get so much shit will likely quit in a week. No unemployment that way and can prove company respects diversity