What would a communist Britain look like?

What would a communist Britain look like?

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>What would a communist Britain look like?

we have to use the examples we already have
like NK

Exactly like it does now but with more people starving to death

Just like communist everywhere else.

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Just look at ukraine

Pretty fucking shit.

Nothing. If the British isles are communist, Great Britain is long dead.

>Kiketians admitting their cross flag is compatible with communism
Huh.. I though Kiktianity wasn’t communist Jewish garbage...

Well they would no longer have the Union Flag that's in your picture for starters.

Their flag would probably be like this. And they would also no longer be called United Kingdom, but instead something like British Socialist Republics of England, Ireland, Scotland & Wales

Literally 1984.

The same but with more closed shops on the high streets and more Big Issues sellers.

It would look like your local Uni, but with less books.

>Jews would get rid of Jew symbol
Yeah, no.

Tf you are talking about britain is already a defacto commie state.

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>strong white
>conservative
>shoahing fags
>giant empire

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like it does now

>like it does now

lmao
>does britian still have private property?
>are the means of production owned by the workers?

Canada rofl

Why do you care?

Britain is hardly Communist. It's barely even socialist except by the standards of LARPtards on Sup Forums. Whether or not that's good depends on your perspective. I don't think qualities of socialism are all bad per se.

we only have to wait a few decades to see

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not if you're a native
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TATA India makes their shit now

Name me one right you have as an induvidual, or privacy.

Go ahead ill wait, you are probably on camera right now, dont answer me offensive or il report you to the commisariat for hatespeech.

>Implying

>not if you're a native
there re standards to be met to be called communist and socialist you know.

or are you one of those people that think social democracy=socialism?

>dont answer me offensive or il report you to the commisariat for hatespeech.

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>help me, i don't have an address, or even a name, but some guy posted an image on an anonymous messaging board

Please. Make their day.

That sharp remark is longer than 3 inches, bloody damn right im reporting you!

Off to the tower for you, the sultans bailifs are on their way.

Liverpool

Just as it is now.

>Norway prohibits hate speech, and defines it as publicly making statements that threaten or ridicule someone or that incite hatred, persecution or contempt for someone due to their skin colour, ethnic origin, homosexual orientation, religion or philosophy of life.[69] At the same time, the Norwegian Constitution guarantees the right to free speech, and there has been an ongoing public and judicial debate over where the right balance between the ban against hate speech and the right to free speech lies. Norwegian courts have been restrictive in the use of the hate speech law and only a few persons have been sentenced for violating the law since its implementation in 1970. A public Free Speech committee (1996–1999) recommended to abolish the hate speech law but the Norwegian Parliament instead voted to slightly strengthen it.

>In the United Kingdom, several statutes criminalize hate speech against several categories of persons. The statutes forbid communication which is hateful, threatening, or abusive, and which targets a person on account of disability, ethnic or national origin, nationality (including citizenship), race, religion, sexual orientation, or skin colour. The penalties for hate speech include fines, imprisonment, or both.[3][86][87][88][89][90][91] Legislation against Sectarian hate in Scotland, which is aimed principally at football matches,[citation needed] does not criminalise jokes about people's beliefs, nor outlaw "harsh" comment about their religious faith

I mean let's be honest here. There's nothing unique about Britain's categorization of hate speech. It's like TV licenses. There are over 120 countries with TV licenses but Britain gets shit for it because no one on this planet gives a shit about continental Europe and their shitty civil law.

Actually during like early ww1 era a bit prior and a bit after communist and socialist parties sprouted throughout Europe like the plague, I think the British communists were called Fabians? Don't quote me on the name but yea it existed.

Britain is a hairs breadth away from communism. Every time we get a minimum wage/ living wage increase we all get closer to only earning that much.
We all live in near identical houses that are built with government control.
Want to go somewhere. fine but you're going to be watched and have all your data and meta data stored so if you do drop a bag of crisps you can be hunted down and fined.
No we don't have Stasi level policing but we do have your friends and families social media to spy on you with.
Also don't forget to check the governments regulations on anything you want to do outside the framework of normal daily life.
Oh and don't forget to make sure to pay for your monthly subscription to the propaganda box. Or else you'll also get fined or imprisoned.

The Fabian society. They were socialists, not communists, there was (and is) a genuine communist party that operates today out of Scotland.

>Norwegian courts have been restrictive in the use of the hate speech law and only a few persons have been sentenced for violating the law since its implementation in 1970.

Admit it 1066 was a mistake we would have treated you slightly better.

Why are Jocks so left wing?

Same as present-day Britain, but with starvation.

Norwegians have always been good to us 2bh.

Nothing, because Britain is dead. The one party that could save it died long ago.

Because we like you more than you do yourselves.

doesn't brazil have enough of its own shit to deal with?

oh fuck off you daft drama queen

also we had a go at answering that question ourselves years ago
turns out it wasn't even interesting enough to merit a second series
you can probably find it on youtube if you're desperate enough

canada : the country where you can legally fuck your cat, but go to jail if you don't have a licence for it

Don't think it would look very different. The NHS wouldn't be underfunded though.

Who said Canada is alive?

At Christmas I was going to buy a drone for my brother to use on his farm. Didn't bother because of the Red tape and permissions let alone the insurance. Got him some other crap instead.
A local guy had his tree house project reported and stopped a few years back.
My car has a insurance companies Black box installed. Never mind the fact I drive past at least four ANPR cameras to work and a million others on my way to town.

I don't know how I'm being a drama queen. You can't do anything these days without it getting okayed by or being watched by higher authority.
Explain to me why you think were not in the fast lane to at least imitating a communist state?

I dont think that is NK. Wouldnt they kill them for having trash on the ground?

>totalism
>gommieism
no

>At Christmas I was going to buy a drone for my brother to use on his farm. Didn't bother because of the Red tape and permissions let alone the insurance. Got him some other crap instead.
thousands and thousands of people use drones without any difficulties

>A local guy had his tree house project reported and stopped a few years back.
not enough information for comment

>My car has a insurance companies Black box installed.
mine doesn't. this is a problem with your choice of insurance company.

>Explain to me why you think were not in the fast lane to at least imitating a communist state?
because we're clearly not
however, if corbyn gains power you might have a point

The NHS isn't underfunded. It just needs people to stop being pussies and realise they don't need medical attention for everything. You don't need antibiotics for a cold or A&E for a twisted ankle. You DOn't need bigger tits. You don't need to drive like an idiot and cause a crash. You very unlikely need to stay in hospital a week after giving birth but women do because they insist they've been through alot. AND you certainly don't need to get drunk to a point of being a corpse with a pulse.
The solutions for the NHS are painfully obvious but nobody would get elected if they said to the populace "Stop acting retarded" because that wouldn't get you elected and in a cushy office job for four years.

i was generally with you except for this bit
>You very unlikely need to stay in hospital a week after giving birth but women do because they insist they've been through alot.
????
they don't
most women go home after a day
caesarians stay a bit longer

>however, if corbyn gains power you might have a point
British democracy is a case of defeat now or defeat later. When we voted for May (Which was hardly a good thing) we only brought time and we get to enjoy the scenic route until whoever comes along next.

>thousands and thousands of people use drones without any difficulties
I'm sure they do. But When you have a lot at stake are you are forcing ends to meet as it is are you going to risk getting into a dispute with the Aviation authority or take out an extra policy with your insurer because you can't risk getting sued.

Harald Hardrada was a glory hunting opportunist who would have never got support from the local population and would have lost to William anyway, although he’s claim was probably still better than Harold Godwinsons

>or are you one of those people that think social democracy=socialism?
you mean like the literal founders of "scientific" socialism?

Shut the fuck up you leaf pinko!

>hurr durr NK is a parade example for gommunism XDDD

You lolbertarians are the worst cancer on Sup Forums even Nazis here are more educated than you. Seriously... North Korea is just another failed attempt of Socialism... Just look at these fucks. They have a fucking ruling dynasty like in a monarchy. How in the fuck is that even close to what Marx wrote about!? But wait you don't actually know. (((PragerU))) is your only source of "knowledge" on socialism most likely. They are larping in red. China the horrific state capitalist dictatorship is doing so too. Hurray. Seriously kys. Britain is screwed and their monarchy is dying. Giving socialism another try aiming to create a real communist society is worth a shot. There literally is nothing left to lose.

My wife has had two children. She was out the next day (only because they were both early hour deliveries) But both times the ward was half full of women moaning one minute when the nurses are about about how awful they feel and the next they're walking about making bottles and doing everyday things that they wold be doing anyway at home. Mean while the delivery rooms are backed up with mothers with nowhere to be put.

get off your computer

>IT'S DA JOOZ GUYZ XDDDD Gommunism is 120% JOOWISH

*buys (((McFood))) from (((McShekelz))) *
"Thanks based white capitalism"

>the only alternative to starving to death en masse under Communism is to eat McDonalds
>eating McDonalds is worse than starvation

Gommies, everyone

>I mean let's be honest here. There's nothing unique about Britain's categorization of hate speech. It's like TV licenses. There are over 120 countries with TV licenses but Britain gets shit for it because no one on this planet gives a shit about continental Europe and their shitty civil law.
So fucking true, it's tiresome. Mainlanders have it worse in most regards but never get flack for it. Ever, it's always us that gets flack (even when we uncuck we get shit for it).

Sup Forums needs a good cultural cleansing, the kikes that infest this board need stabbing to death.

In regards to OP, look at Corbyn.

>american pagan larper has a problem with a crosses on a flag because da j00z
inb4 "whiter than u achmed"

Get back to the bread queue.

long queues, scarce toilet paper, and food, authoritarian, cult of personality, need a permit to leave a town, idk mane

>leaf not being able to comprehend what I said

Go back to school and get shot

Three words commie, Krasny Bor Forrest.