Why Sup Forums can't choose both?
Bigamy is the future
A&R
But I already do.
fuck off with your memery Rei is the best.
dumb faggots
Any more from this artist?
Why wouldn't I?
Why? She literally has zero personality but boring.
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Asuka best girl
Prove me wrong, pro tip you can't
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This is so old and the faces are more disgusting than I remember but holy fucking shitting dick nipples that Rei outfit is cock exploding
Well then, I choose Kaworu and Shinji
Do you think Rei knew more than she let on
She's human, and sex will be passionate, and she will kiss you lovingly, when you touch her breast, she will humanly moan, and let you caress your fingers though her hair.
Rei might as well be a sex doll.
>Biagmy
Get on my level
I can't
How many "Shinji gets a new girlfriend" characters did they create in the games?
Both are best.
What is the meaning of this shit? i have seen Eva like 3 times and readed the manga, but i still don't get why is she there when Kaworu is going down the terminal dogma? How retarded am i?
Why Asukafags are soo dumb ??
can't blame you, i still don't get it, and evageeks and shit like that don't satisfy me.
go away yurifag
girls are best when they're straight
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No that's trapfags and lolicons
>reactions to physical pain and smiling when you're commanded to by shinji is emotion
It's just Mana and Mayumi that have games specifically about them, then Mana has a route in another game, and there's also a romanceable NERV technician OC in that one.
>mfw got the bad end where she picks her partner over shinji
The funny part is that Asuka became the metaphorical sex doll.
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Agreed.
>t. Mormon
There is one relevant decision in that game and it's after that point.
dude im frenyee
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Both suck
Yo, if you even there:
>Rei probably has full access to terminal dogma
>As soon as she shows up the technicians up there said a new undefinded AT field showed up, and its fighting kaworu's
My theory is she was simply watching them go. For some reason (probably the "we are the same" speach by kaworu earlier), she realized the had the same "powers" as him and created an AT field to help shinji in the heat of the moment. The classic "discover your super power" scenario.
Because as Lilith she's his sister and technically first wife.
I guess that's why she has a crush on him in all those spinoffs.
If it's ReIII, she came to investigate an implication about herself, mastered her AT Field the instant she thought to try, then went home and came back in EoE to look around. If it's another ghost, she's projected backward from a point after she gained ultimate power to witness another momentous event in Ikari-kun's life, maybe collects Kaworu, and contiguous Rei is still thinking in bed.
How?
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You can't be serious with this. Those aren't emotions
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I've made my choice long ago.
Go away Kaworu
>Bi
>implying I only have two waifus.
Rei is one of the worst characters in Evangelion, perhaps all of anime.
She is a non-character. Her ""character development"" consists of smiling once. Nothing else about her moves forward or changes. Rebuild attempts to salvage this by having her genuinely love Shinji, yet she is killed off again soon after anyways and any momentum her arc had is firmly stomped out like a cigarette butt.
Her entire appeal is very low-brow depression allegories and that being a blank slate allows people to project their ideal woman onto her. In short, only the mentally sick can relate to Rei, and it's only the mentally sick that I've seen try to defend her.
whore
Sluts
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE ASUKAFAG BULLIES ARE BEING MEAN TO ME AGAIN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Given their origin, I always though it would be funny if in the spin offs they had some kind of ex- relationship and dislike each other, but end up competing for shinji / forced to cooperate for reasons.
Nah, they're pretty close
Calm down user, its just a suppository
Asuka wouldn't share you with anyone
delet
>not wanting Asuka's armpit treats
She wanted Misato's sloppy seconds though
It's even worse since she's a stinky kraut
and shinji wanted Kaji's sloppy seconds.
plus his dad's sloppy seconds if you're a Reifag
What do you mean?
Shinji rejected their advances like 800 times, he didn't want them.
He wanted Kaworu to pound his boypussy though
If shinji actually wanted some from misato, he would have pastrami sandwich beef curtains
but he is too much of a brat for that
Her desire for kaji is delusional at best, pathological at worst
Shinji's only hope is getting fucked by men or pegging
Shinji lusted and showed interest in all the 3 girls (i guess rei the least because he didnt live with her)
He was just too much of a fag to make a move. He was too autistic to realize their advances ajd was afraid to make a move himself.
The train sequen in EoE makes it clear. He them shifted the guilt on the girls for "not being clear enough" when they were clearly ready to jump at his cock. The hypocritical bastard.
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Shinji was such a raging slut in this episode
That's wrong, though.
He momzoned Rei and pulled away from Misato when she acted anything unlike a guardian with him.
He only blushed and got flustered around Asuka when she was throwing her boobs in his face, otherwise he couldn't give less of a shit when she was drooling on Kaji's arm right in front of him.
He's a kid going through puberty, so of course he's going to show a reaction to the female body, but his nonchalant response to Misato/Asuka going after Kaji and Rei shows his interest was only in the flesh, not them themselves. Any woman would give him that same reaction.
That's why he rejected all of them.
>gets a submissive quiet girl and an assertive redhead as coworkers
>gets to pilot a cool ass robot
>whines about everything
Why was shinji such a bitch?
Bigamy is wrong. You should have one wife and cherish only her. Unless you can clone her.
With a dick as small as this, who can blame him? Kaworu's dick was his only chance at receiving pleasure. A woman would never feel anything if he stuck it in.
did they....
Anyone else think they fucked? I mean maybe not when she was a kid, but I can see Gendo desperately railing Rei around when the series takes place in an attempt to feel his wife again.
Definitely.
IMAGINE HOW FUN
It's even better since she's a stinky kraut
His "interests" for them happened during the middle of the series and dont apply in the end.
When he finds out the truth about rei and misato, he starts pushing them away because he cant handle the emotional burden they would really be. So far till the episode ~20 the girls are just quirky. When the masks start falling, he backs off. Similar thing happened to even kaworu.
I dont remember how it went, but i remember some talk about Anno saying he also took the easy way out by killing kaworu.
I honestly cant see it happening. In the end of the day Rei isnt Yui, and gendo only showed true care about yui. He fucked Rits and her mom to keep them working.
>man takes lead of an organization trying to mesh all life into soup so that he can finally see his wife again
>what? him fucking a clone of his wife? no dude that's nuts
>tried to watch 2.22, which im offputting for months
>First scene has Kaji dropping some of the worst case of ENGRISH i ever seen
Nope, cant do it.
A clone 30 years younger with a completely different personality and memories.
If he wants some fuck he can do it with any of the soulless clones, not with the single sentient one.
This is a load of fanwank, user-kun.
Show me one scene where Shinji shows that kind of interest in Misato or Rei. He never does. He only ever gets flustered when he's put into a sexual situation.
Same with Asuka, she's either flaunting her body or making a sexual comment to get a rise out of him, he never shows interest when she's just standing there or rubbing her tits on Kaji.
And even during those situations he always pulls away and rejects them. This was the case since the very beginning. Even when Asuka crawled into his bed, as soon as he's reminded they're a person and not just an empty hunk of flesh he gets as far away as possible.
at the 8 minute the movie improves drastically
I still haven't got more than 30 minutes into it though so I can't say much
Expect a watered down, less emotional, more lighthearted take on episodes 8-23
>Similar thing happened to even kaworu.
Not him, but Kaworu is an oddity in that he's the one person Shinji didn't back off from.
Even after Kaworu betrayed him, even after Shinji likened him to his father, Shinji's feelings and opinion if him never changed. He says he loves him even the episode after that and into EoE.
I don't remember Anno saying anything like that, but he has stated before that Shinji didn't have to kill Kaworu. There is a possibility for him to survive. I think to get the good ending in NGE2 you have to convince him to live, too.
>as soon as he's reminded they're a person and not just an empty hunk of flesh he gets as far away as possible.
Do you think the reason he backed off was because it was asuka in particular, or would he do it to any person? Bear in mind that kaworu doesnt really classify as a real person. He is closer to an impossible idealization.
I strongly believe he would do it to any person, evidenced by the theater scene.
He watches a couple makeout and is disgusted by it. Close contact with others frightens him, and also disgusts him a bit.
Kaworu is Shinji, which is why Shinji isn't frightened being touched by him. He's relaxed whereas with everyone else he gets easily uncomfortable and annoyed.
>ywn step to a runing rei munching a bread
Why live bros
She looks like a boy
tbqh Alternative Universe Rei is pretty cute, i guess it's the ultra autism that made me like asuka more
>such a yuri pairing is absolutely and completely non-canon and has zero chances of ever happening, going against the very characters, fashions, beings of both of the girls
>somehow, a certain shitposting idiot that sperges about crack shipping doesn't spill his bile on this thread
He may be talking about "degradation" but his sense of "justice" is strangely limited to certain series, especially the ones with yuri subtext. What a faggot.
Alternate Rei has a sharp tongue. On average, Rei isnt as harmless as the series makes her look.
I had no idea that the EVA fanbase so cancerous.
>good ending in NGE2
Ehhh. Shinji talks Kaworu out of it, Kaworu sticks around longer to study cosmetology, then decides over again that Lilin life is insufferable and leaves with another Adam that's passing by.
Good. Lilin are dumb, anyway.
#AngelMasterRace
>literally have been fighting for 22 years over which mentally scarred 14 year old is the best wife
>I had no idea that the EVA fanbase so cancerous.
Are you retarded?
How many seeds of life exist? How are so many of them passing that close to the earth? Were FAR that stupid? How do you even manage to get multiple seeds close to each other in the fucking UNIVERSE?
It's one for each planet, but they fucked up on earth and haad Adam land in antartica snd Lilith land in Japan
Per NGE2, either 8 total or 8 types that uncounted seeds choose from. Game fueled some speculation Earth didn't wind up with 2 accidentally, Rei hears a voice sometimes telling her to get the Fruit of Life.
Then where is the life in Mars? Venus? Mercury?
Idk, ask Anno
but maybe they just had the seeds of life land in them recently and that's why the planets are uninhabitable
>what?
1) It was a crush that she wanted to break open just so she could stop looking at herself as a child.
2) She ended up being more torn up by her mixed emotions over Shinji than any amount of cat-in-heat glomping she did to Kaji.
Kaji's death is in part what made her attempt suicide
Her love for him was as genuine as a 14 year old's love can be