Brit/pol/ - santa claus edition

>NEW POLL
TORIES 39%
LABOUR 39%
LIB DEMS 8%
UKIP 4%
GREENS 2%

>KIM JONG JEZ Jeremy Corbyn ‘wants to turn London into a Communist city like Pyongyang’ by shrinking the finance sector
thesun.co.uk/news/5624941/

>DAMIAN GREEN DISMISSES "BREXIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43117500

>Roman boxing gloves unearthed by Vindolanda dig
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-43120942

>What did Jo Marney say to disgrace Ukip leader Henry Bolton?
metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/jo-marney-say-disgrace-ukip-leader-henry-bolton-7251857/

>Amber Rudd hints Isis 'Beatles' could be returned to UK
theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/20/amber-rudd-hints-isis-beatles-could-be-returned-to-uk

>Oxfam relief workers ‘had Caligula-style orgies with under-age prostitutes in devastated Haiti’
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oxfam-relief-workers-had-caligula-12001045

>The UK will block online porn from April. Here's what we know
wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-ban-in-the-uk-age-verifcation-law

>Dead homeless man finds peers in Commons as 'a paedophile'
express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile

>Brendan Cox quits charities over sexual misconduct
anorak.co.uk/447913/

>Serial paedophile Barry Bennell jailed for 30 years
metro.co.uk/2018/02/19/serial-paedophile-barry-bennell-jailed-30-years-7325446/?ito=mweb-trending3

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>new poll

posts the same poll from over 2 weeks ago...
shame on ye lad.
the newest poll is 16th Feb and is different to yours. no source either

also
>posting polls like the paties actually differ in a meaningful way

>MUH SOURCE

Retardposting needs to stop.

whoever smelt it dealt it mate

Vote UKIP!

i prefer BNP desu

>4pm and watching Chaturbate
not even fapping, just watching, the absolute state of my life

So long as you don't start pretending one of them is your girlfriend you've not hit rock bottom.

OI" 'AVE YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT M8?

speaking from experience?

I now endorse this as the true thread

Jo cocks is less dead than ukip

FUCK IT!
IM COMMANDEERING BRIT/POL/.
THIS THREAD IS THE TRUE ONE.

No, I'm marrying my internet girlfriend. I can see the bottom though.

Here's a nice wholesome cartoon for you to watch instead youtube.com/watch?v=5oKsyLbxtbg

i have no idea who the fuck would vote for UKIP now do they even have any policy in between all of their controversy and leadership challenges?

>internet girlfriend
do you mean you met her through the internet or...

B A S E D

Where's Cope? Got Joe stuff for you.

The utter state of you cunts

Met her here but since my dick isn't 3000 miles long and my visa's not through yet she's living on monitor 3 for the time being.

who am i to judge

Ok Google

Remember these-

you have no right to complain about anonymongs anymore since you started sperging out a few days ago

steerkike is one of the interchangebles along with nadia and ceaser

Steerkikes my boy. Besides, there aren't any other tripfags and I didn't want to have Honk on any image of mine.

Who are you?

trifags

>>>/OUT/

why not? :(

>go back to my old town
>decide to get get some classic fish and chips from the store around the corner
>its now called mehmets kebab bar

kill me

Fuck, my idea frigate isn't on the market anymore. Need more frigate ideas for a couple hundred doubloons

>why not?
youtube.com/watch?v=6xypH2FqOFY

caesar salah was my favourite trip before he went awol for exams
he's an impressionable guy

>elliot poster

who?

>o gee, wonder who this could be

are you a gyppo?

Get one of pic related when your memecoins make you rich
f-fair enough
no why

>elliot
I'm off now. Only came on to damage control the thread splitting. My job is done.

honestly not him but I liked him
we watched miocic ngannou at the same time

Tempted to buy a PS2.

Someone posted your belly and you have classic gyp gyp skin

If you're more than 10 miles from the sea nothing of value was lost.

That's a galleon, I need a frigate in the near future

fuck off sea gypsy, cant wait until the next earthquake wipe you and your kin out

That wasn’t me. Also he was white reeee.
Something like this?

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-bristol-43002466/living-in-a-van-on-a-bristol-street

...

What he said.
You can emulate a fucking PS3 nowadays son.

Not far off, but that doesn't look like a runner.

Don't forget to get your euromillions ticket lads. £142m jackpot tonight. Won't be around later to do my usual reminder so it'll have to be early

peter hitchens

peter hitchens

peter BITCHens

peter TITchens

peter sixchins

You deserve to be poor if you unironically play the lottery.

peter hitchens

BRENDEN! BREEEEEEENDEN! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP RAPING KIDS BRENDEN! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CAPITALIZE ON MY DEATH BRENDEN! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STOP BREXIT BRENDEN! AHH IT HURTS SO MUCH BRENDEN IM BURNING IN HELL FOR NOTHING BREEEEENNNDEN!

...

pyotr hitchenov

wtf where do i get chicken from

Macy D's.

>the north is ba-

Well, brit/pol/ ?

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/lily-allens-right-white-males-9562356

The north itself is a beautiful place. The only problem is it's full of poortheners.

>Macy D's.

>It's (((white men))) who run the world. It's ((((white men))) who prosecute the crimes, hand down the jail sentences, decide how little to pay female staff, and tell the lies that keep everybody else blaming each other for the world's problems.

reminder that tax evasion is a human right

This though I take umbrage with the term. You don't call stoping a burglar or catching a pickpocket 'theft evasion'.

Then get out of the UK, George

shes just mad that her brother outdid her with a single role

still though how is this not radicalizing Brits yet? By 'radicalizing' I mean at least realizing that your 'conservative party' is absolutely not conservative and doing something about that.

Reminder that local journalism is on the verge of collapse.

good

>implying cox and mair arent chilling in some private carribean island owned by mi5

Daily reminder only trans-phobic POS use mumsnet.

Honestly we all need to down tools for a couple of weeks. Once the minorites have eaten each other and the women realise they can't do anything useful we'll be in a much better postion.

They're all worthless shitters anyway.

Why are you in a discord with trannies, user?

Watching them freak out over football fans singing songs is hilarious.

I actually made one of these last night with the fellowship of the ring, but I didn't post it

>trannies go mad over football fans
>so does Brit/pol/
woah...
post it

what songs do they freak out over?

dumb frogposter

Maybe later when I get on PC, phoneposting atm

Horse shoe theory is real.

Billy boys.

you have higher taxes than us and we have socialised healthcare

Haha, I thought that song only pissed off Taigs.

dumb "dumb frogposter" poster

It pissed off a Trans female eldritch girl, mirthful,communist, pansexual who is from Glasgow.

They also said Che was human perfection (not as a joke)

white knight

Nigger

>Trans female eldritch girl, mirthful,communist, pansexual who is from Glasgow

So a Taig?

Sounds like an Irish nationalist to me.

woman

>*pulls it*

>Team idiot winning the poll
Based

>We have higher taxes
Unless you scrape muck out if the gutters or clean shitty bathrooms, George, that's completely bullshit.

Yours jumps straight up to 30% And is higher on the second band mutt

I doubt my shit computer could run it.

Mines 6 years old now and Persona 5 runs just fine. It's real fucking handy being able to superspeed the weebery.