We may never know why he wanted to see pics of Trump's dick.
John Clark
Fuck Kentucky.
Landon Cooper
This bitch is a living caricature of an angry feminist bull dyke She's even dumb as a rock to boot, why would anyone take this mutt seriously
Evan Gonzalez
Stop speaking Spanish. I hate it.
Dominic Cox
video?
Oliver Rogers
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Juan Torres
Look at the expressions on the face of this pre packaged mouth piece.
Gavin Johnson
DEFEND THIS TRUMOKINS! >WASHINGTON—Leaping out from behind a wall as Bob Seger’s “Old Time Rock and Roll” blared from the building’s intercom, a pantless Secretary of State Rex Tillerson slid across the waxed marble floors of the completely empty State Department, sources confirmed Wednesday.
>The nation’s top diplomat, clad in only a dress shirt, white tube socks, and a loose-fitting pair of briefs, was reportedly seen performing a variety of spirited dance moves throughout the labyrinth of abandoned offices and conference rooms, singing along into a rolled up foreign policy paper that also doubled as a makeshift saxophone.
>“Okay Rexie, so you’ve flung pencils into the drop ceiling of the Counterterrorism Bureau, made a lasso with the flags in the Hall of Allies, and karate-chopped through all those dumb old paintings in the lobby—what’s on tap next?” Tillerson said, pausing to eat from a stray bucket of KFC before pitching a bundle of newly issued passports into the trash bin. “From downtown….it’s good! And the crowd goes wild!”
>“Wooo!” he continued.
Brandon Stewart
>when you get rejected so hard you begin to collapse in on yourself
Tyler Foster
It's an ugly language.
Gabriel King
>those two on the right barely holding back their hatred for each other Oh chinkers is going to be sad when he misses the fighting
Chase Scott
White """people""" are FINISHED. We will out-bark you and we will out-breed you
Andrew Phillips
YAAAAAAS
2020 has already been decided, Drumpfies. With every message and every appearance, our Wakandian Black Queen Madame President Oprah Winfrey cements her place in history as Drumpf’s successor.
Ryan Scott
I changed all of my public addresses to a mailbox 700km away from me when last month an old 'friend' found my phone number. Also changed to a prepaid phone and secret number.
Brayden Ross
I don't think anyone does. This must come off as 100% manufactured to even the most cursory observation by normies.
Ayden Anderson
Yuck
Josiah Stewart
WE
Camden Price
Thank goodness there's nothing but gun control talks now... people might have started asking what the hell happened to his gay memo!
Owen Long
Man, fucking goblins...
William Cruz
Stuff like this is why journalism is dead. Just remember it has more Arabic influence than Portuguese has on it.
Nolan Sullivan
>dem humor
Jace Gutierrez
>Now This
Blake Phillips
she looks like Riley Nixon
Noah Bennett
traficant was redpilled as fuck, this is why kikes got him out of congress on phony charges.
Why are they allowing these faggot kids to go to Capital Hill?
Justin Nelson
it died because Grassley memo took all the 'wind' out of it by revealing same things is my guess.
and Grassley's memo affirms Nunes memo.
Adrian Long
anyone have the soyboy pic with the fbi logo?
Adrian Sullivan
For being a "romance language" it's not even very expressive compared to French or English.
That too. 1200 years of Moorish and Aztec influence has made it a gutter language.
Justin Gomez
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Nathaniel Brown
MILLER NOOOOOOO!
Nicholas Foster
disgusting If I want to see black panther I would hust tune in animal planet
Brody Gray
That is the most finnish thing I have ever read
James Mitchell
Liberals are huge believers in "from the mouths of babes" types of statements, that combined with the obsession with young adult literature and fiction makes me wonder whether they see themselves as children too.
Brayden Lee
>HeatherBong speaking Spanish Who do you think you are, Joe Kennedy? Thank God for that sexy disgusted Heather
Ethan Howard
You've got a much steadier hand than I do for keeping those images perfectly even stitchfren; mine always look like hell when I combine
Dominic Young
Definitely if wellwishing Vonn counts as a Dream Trump Tweet, I would say: >Wakanda represents the America I want when I say Make America Great Again! is my dream tweet.
Leo Turner
>out breed you that's like saying the crows are going to outbreed my bird feeder, I mean they could but will that end badly for me or the crows? If you want to conquer the world you should start with basic self sufficiency.
Even for an Onion piece this is nonsense. I genuinely don't understand what's supposed to be funny.
Angel Brooks
>tfw you get TWO Nintendo Switches for Chirstmas
Jeremiah Hughes
According to Barbosa its the same language as his own but with a few differences, and Spaniards have trouble speaking Portuguese.
Brody Adams
>ban guns because gun violence must stop >use gun violence to kill your political enemies always trash lefty moral outrage
Jose Russell
look at this shit
Mason Gutierrez
CALLING FOR INVESTIGATION, NOT COMPENSATION, OF MEXICAN GOVERNMENT November 13, 1997
Mr. Speaker, 80 percent of all drugs in America comes through Mexico. Heroin use by 12 to 17-year-olds is at a record level. Our border patrol agents are being shot at every day. Even the life of America's Drug Czar, General McCaffrey, has now been threatened by the Mexican drug cartel. And after all this, Mexican President Zedillo says he blames the drug problem on America and wants America to compensate Mexico for all of the garbage we are causing.
Unbelievable. Our borders are wide open, our kids are strung out, our prisons overloaded, and Mexico wants to be paid for it. Beam me up. If this is a war on drugs, I am a fashion leader.
What is next, Mr. Speaker? Foreign aid for Saddam Hussein? Do we have any brains left? I say we should investigate the Mexican Government not compensate them.
Mr. Speaker, see if this makes sense. America gives billions of foreign aid to Russia; Russia then takes American cash and builds new weapons; Russia then offers to sell the old weapons to Iran. America trying to keep nuclear technology from Iran, and they buy the old weapons from Russia. Russia then asks America for more foreign aid. America trying to keep the Marx brothers out of Russia, and I do not mean Groucho, give Russia more foreign aid.
After all this, the State Department labels the National Council Resistance, the opposition party in Iran, fighting for democracy, trying to throw those bums out. They label them a terrorist group.
Unbelievable. How dumb can Uncle Sam be? Let us tell it like it is. Those Russian nuclear scientists are not hanging around Iran to watch belly dancers. What is next? Will the Pentagon lease Tehran?
Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. With a foreign policy like this, I do not know how we still have our sovereignty.
Easton Ross
Gonna laugh my ass off if they wander into gang territory and get shot.
Kevin Clark
I wish we could go back to the era where teachers beat the chicanos who were speaking spanish in school
Hunter Walker
Um, are truant officers not a thing any longer?
Sebastian Green
Not for decades
Isaac Russell
>how dare these american citizens complain about kids getting gunned down in schools
Blake Thomas
Ok.. What?
Leo Morris
>gas hicuck's state agreed
Nathan Torres
>'friend' what did he mean by this?
Benjamin Watson
It is pretty close. If you can read Spanish you can generally get the gist of written Portuguese.
Spoken Portuguese, on the other hand... pic related.
Liam Howard
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US I TELL YOU! DOZENS!!! DRRRRUUUUMMMMFFFF!!!!
Parker Hill
I live in miami and was a senior back in 2012 There was a "walk out" to protest the death of Trevon. Literally no one gave a shit about the "issue", they just wanted to get out of class and chill.
i dont think they step in till you miss like 2 weeks of school in a row
Adam Sanchez
Lets bring em back. Too much protesting, not enough learning.
Asher Evans
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Connor Brown
Fuck. Forgot pic.
Nicholas Mitchell
>literally tens of them!! idk guys I think drumpf is finished
Dominic Powell
Finns don't have friends.
Jace Price
>that sexy disgusted Heather I like adorable and pure Heather the most, though that resting bitch face and resentment is a great turn on.
Dominic Lewis
???
Nicholas Richardson
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Jordan Lee
he would've loved Trump. shame he isn't there to witness all the stuff
Lincoln Gomez
Emma Gonzalez is our new queen. Deal with it! GEOTUS shall bend the knee in Wednesday's listening session. Let's get those Queen Emma memes going, anons.
And don't worry, the "gun grab" won't be as bad as conservatives are making it out to be. Teens will be barred from purchasing AR-15s (since their brains aren't fully developed yet), background checks will be more thorough, and all gun dealers will need to be licensed. You know, COMMON-SENSE gun laws.
Remember, we are Trump supporters, not neocons. The left will be surprised that Trump is "progressive" when it comes to the Second Amendment. (And yes, this is by far the smarter route to go. If you foolishly try to stand completely firm on the gun issue, then those fuckers will try to REPEAL the Second Amendment.)
Carter Richardson
Checked. There are more than just those 11 bastards, r-right?
Alexander Russell
is there a local Tidepot eating contest?
Luis Rogers
Anyone recommend a good manga?
Gavin Harris
The sleeping giant has awoken.
The powers that rose from the depths to elect Barack Hussein Obama are back in full force. SAY IT WITH ME, DRUMPFIES: 2020 Wakanda
Ryan Hernandez
>Right Wing Truancy Squads.
Xavier Ross
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Gavin Rodriguez
Most of them don't realize what a gun confiscation would actually entail, they're expecting all the gun owners to form up in some civil war style block infantry unit and go get killed in a field somewhere, it's completely ignorant of how these things usually go. I suppose I should ask this, how badly would The Troubles in Ireland have been if everyone was stupid enough to have a bumper sticker proclaiming their allegiance to a particular side? How many liberals do you know that wear or display overt political allegiance on things like cars, laptops, homes, and clothing? There are some bumper sticker retards on the right too, but by and large even in red states you'll see more Democrat bumper stickers and logos on shit. Nobody really wins a civil war, these assholes ought to realize if they bumble into something like that it won't be fought on reddit.
Cameron Walker
Nothing out of the ordinary here
Juan Rivera
Did hiccock cuck?
Juan Watson
I have heard that Portuguese is just drunken Spanish with a potato in the mouth.
Luke Scott
Homunculus, it's top-tier
Asher Cox
La criatura
Hudson Stewart
That was when she kept daring me to show her my penis.
Jose Thomas
*goblin queen
Ryder Taylor
>an army of angry right wing milfs with guns shuttling kids back to class Yes please; but not until we physically remove the marxist teachers
