ITT: Characters that are literally NOT you

Characters that are the complete opposite of you in every conceivable way
Hardmode: No chuuni Mary Sue protags

>Manly
>Has pride
>Has hope
>People listen to him

so you're a fat old man?

cute
sexy
young
likes to hit on onii-chans.

Every anime girl.

Yes

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>literally NOT you
Every single anime character. Man, woman, dog, cat whatever. They aren't me.

>every single monster girl
alright listen here you little shit.

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i have NEVER seen anything more correct on this board

amazing, great job whoever made that

What's wrong with stella?

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I wanted to get angry at this because these lists are usually shit, but it really is absolutely correct.

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Your "waifus" are their own shit

Thank you
Slutella is her real name
You are welcome

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You sound like a fag

>cruel and unfeeling
>intellectual and strategist
>veteran and skilled fighter
>unwavering. unfettered. unflustered
>optimist and smooth talker
>/fit/ old man
huh. no wonder I like him so much

>Characters that are literally NOT you
That would be literally every character.
Please learn what literally means.

Hey, What's wrong with liking the cute frog girl?
is she shit in the anime? i've never seen it but shitpost about it anyways