You have three wishes Sup Forums, what will they be?

You have three wishes Sup Forums, what will they be?

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I wish that Dragonball got a respectable sequel
The other two don't matter

1. Slide threads disappear forever
2. That the US be white again
3. Comfy harem of white women in a comfy rural setting

I want the Queen to come back to life RIP

just one wish:

>turn off the universe

1. To have a girlfriend
2. To have my gf lock me in chastity and tease and deny me
3. To have my gf only give an orgasms if I agree to become feminized little by little

>a box with infinite money inside
>eternal life
>Sup Forums free of shills

you mean 3 wishes over 9 years because it takes the dragon balls 3 years to re appear and you can only make one wish each time you summon the eternal dragon

>You have three wishes Sup Forums, what will they be?
1. All Jews be race mixed with niggers
2. All Communist be thrown into a volcano
3. Italians stop thinking they are white

You could condense all of that into one wish if you phrase it correctly

1. The power to change absolutely anyone and everyone's mind instantly with only a single personal request to do so.

Surprise, I don't really need the other two, but I'll take them anyway.

>My cock is now 10.5 x 7.5 inches.

And one for the greater good:

>Every commie ever self-immolates immediately.

1. anime is real
2. make me a saiyajin girl(male)
3. body regeneration

But then what would I do with the other two wishes?

>Nogs back in africa
>Spics back in mexico
>Tehn a Coke

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>Entire Islamic doctrine erased from history

>British Empire never fell

>Every femmunist agenda-spreader on earth dies immediately and painlessly.

1. Death to all niggers
2. Death to all muslims
3. First Anime Galactic Empire

1. Kill all jews
2. Kill all commies
3. 3 more wishes

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>yfw the jews still subvert the White race

1. infinite money
2. no need to sleep
3. make anime real

-advance artifical wombs technology enough to make women obsolete
-remove all women
-release Bannerlord

underrated

1. A Paladin look up Eve Online
2. Infinite Weed
3. The space marine geneseed + armor

That would about do it.

>Video games and weed
Fuck off nigger.

Dende's Shenron can grant up to three wishes per gathering.
Kill the kikes or something

Worry about your own wishes only niggers care about what other people are doing.

>Perfect wife
>Unlimited money
>A 100% successful way to redpill people about jews

I wish to turn back time to when I was fourteen years old again, but with all my memories and knowledge intact.
I wish my dick was bigger.
I wish I was a little bit taller.

It makes perfect sense that almost every human had dark skin at some point.

White skin is a recent evolutionary trait that appeared for us to take advantage of the relatively harmless levels of sunlight in the upper parts of the northern hemisphere.
Closer to the equator this could of course never happen because the evolutionary pressure of severe mutations threatened by harsh sunlight without melanin keep it so.

But up north, we were able to take advantage of lowering melanin levels in order to use its ionising rays in small amounts to boost our nutrient intake.

> Eternal life
Explain yourself potatonigger

>Unironically accepting the Brits are niggers meme

not getting old.
also i'm italian you colorblind faggot

1. All Sin is removed from Planet Earth
2. History forgotten/Time is ended
3. Jesus comes back and decides to make heaven be on earth and everyone comes back to life and lives harmoniously forevermore

I would make good wishes guys trust the dragonballs with me

1)replicator
2)spaceship to run the replicator
3)custom armor

1. A king's ransom in wealth.
2. A submissive big titty sex slave harem.
3. Three more wishes.

>good
>wishing for the magic jew to control earth

kys

> Mudsimes burst into flames
> Jews age at 10x the rate of normal people
> commies float up to the stratosphere then are dropped anus first onto the spite of Winchester cathedral

>kill all niggers
>kill all jews
>bring hitler back

Remove all non-whites from earth 75% white and up can stay, but no jewish %.
Free energy
Eternal life

1. Everyone in the world gets their waifu
2. Remove leftism from the world
3. Kill everyone that ever came from the African continent

What's wrong with dragonball super?
Good fights, good humor, good powerups, a focus on tournaments, what's not to like?

1. People to be aware of their privacy and stop giving it up to mega tech conglomerates
2. White and nationalistic europe with a free market and nothing more, like the eu was meant to be
3. Astrayevyets nuclear power plant to be canceled

>white again
It never was white because the south couldn't stop importing niggers

>Kill everyone that ever came from the African continent

to marry stacy and take care of Tyrone's baby, win a million dollars in the lotto, get my 15.00 an hour raise

What was right with Super? Almost everything except the fights is practically unwatchable.

1. Create a superplauge that only effects people with high melanin
2. teleporting powers
3. half life 3 announced

Hm. How about anyone that came from the African continent after the 1600s?

To add; there actually would have been an evolutionary pressure for anyone moving as far north as Britain to evolve white skin.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3356951/

Dark skin blocks out too much sun and would cause vitamin D deficiency.
Which in Darwinian terms creates a power vacuum waiting to be taken advantage of by the right mutations.

What are two obvious traits most prevalent amongst whites?
>Light Skin
>Lactose Tolerance

What are two extremely good sources of vitamin D
>The Sun
>Dairy

Also note that recreation looks absolutely nothing like a negroid human skeletal structure.

And for especially, as you're an American i don't expect you to know the history of Britain.
But the "original" brits, whoever they were, were conquered over and over again - first marauding vikings would have raped their genes around, especially up north where the scots are.
Then we were invaded by the romans who colonised us.
THEN we were settled again by germanics.
THEN again by normans/saxons (scandinavians).

Britain has been BLEACHED.COM over thousands of years.

1. A white, authoritarian and Catholic empire spanning Europe
2. For yellow fever to die out
3. End to racemixing

Not colourblind, just terminally stupid. Still, shambleing on long after the fall of human kind, all our city’s gone to dust and the earth reduced to a charred husk awaiting total oblivion from a burnt out sun sounds like a pretty shitty thing to me my dude.

1. Wish I could control any and all resources I want
2. Remove all non-whites from the planet
3 . The force xd

Why not just kill the jews, the rest would sort itself out

damn, whites in the south are the fuckers that brought the niggers in the first place, kill them all, fuckers

>Cro-Magnon
your dum, moran

1. I get turned into an immortal 10/10 Chad that never ages and that can manipulate matter and energy
2. Maybe get sent back in time idk
3. Good luck

This unironically. I might include killing all niggers and replacing women with bots, too.

and what about colored eyes and hair? explain that jew

1. No more jews
2. No more niggers
3. No more shitskins

you should start with drumpf son in law first

>Holowaifu that can use a Replicant body for intimacy
>100% consciousness making me immortal and giving me my mind powers
>My own planet

>kill all jews
>bring all jews back
>kill them all again

1. ALL fiat making bankers R rounded up and tried for their frauds. 10 yr mandatory minimum for sentences.

2. ALL US politicians that have been waging illegal wars against the ME R rounded up and tried for war crimes.

3. The new currencies to be released will B DEBT-FREE and not debt based.

Nono, I actually liked the other idea :)

>make myself omnipotent
>do anything i want and dont even have to make wishes

I wish to be happy.

>Being this gay

>gay
>gf
Checkmate

A decade where EVERYONE cannot lie.
Eternal youth.
Music gets "better".

Kek
Im imagining Lenin punching through his glass coffin and then frantically trying to set himself on fire.

1)Make my Pony Waifu real
2) All blacks dead
3) All Jews Dead

Thats literally retarded niggers arent empathetic

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All africans perish
All leftists perish
I wish that this wish will not be granted.

>All women age down to how she was somewhere between 5 and 12yo. Future girls will stop aging somewhere in that range.
>The girl I like to love me
>a castle in the mountains to live in with her.
I like GT

Just end this shithole

>Just end this shithole
Africa BTFO!!!

1. nuke japan 4 times this time
2. make wakanda real
3. all false jews shall be put into slavery including wh*te men

Well the image already has coloured eyes.
But coloured eyes themselves would have been a chance mutation that had no real pressure to create it, that once it appeared, spread because of the objective attractiveness thereof.

The reason coloured eyes are attractive is far more than their assumed rarity (because they're still attractive amongst groups who almost all have coloured eyes) - they're attractive because they take our already existing attraction to eyes we can see the aimed direction of (that is, see where the person is looking) and doubles it, because it's SUPER clear where someone with light eyes is looking.

We evolved a preference for this because seeing where someone is looking means you have an insight into their thoughts, and thus makes predicting aggression easier.

The Asians who have very slanted eyes instead had to memetically evolve a rigid honour system amongst their own instead of this implicit capacity to look at someones eyes and guess their trustworthiness moment-to-moment.

1. Ethnostate
2. Tradwife
3. Comfy home to raise my kids

1. Immortality
2. Invulnerability
3. Inability to forget anything

>all communists, socialists, or sympathizers or the former are stripped of any power they may have and work retail.
>A surplus of supplies allows for us to eliminate poverty while not inflating the currency or encouraging laziness. (hey its magic)
>Cure for all diseases.

1. I get a endless amount of money in whatever pocket of the pants im currently wearing.
2. I get teleporting powers (like azazel from xmen 1c)
3. I cleanse the earth of all diseases.

How about making 2018 a decent year ya?

Wouldn't you become a sissy faster if you put on a dress and let a guy fuck your tight boipucci?

end pol as we know it

>ww2 goes right
>no more muslims
>more wishes

Spotted the Pedro

Take off the memeflag, you faggot

*Gasp!*
H-how lewd, user...Besides, I only like girls...

Nothing tight about user's boipucci

1.Make a unified Balkan state called Illyria (no greeks and no albos allowed).
2.Get rid of Mudslimes from EU and Russia
3.Live a long life (like 500 years or so) .

You take that back! I've never had anything in my boipucci

Go on

I mean in my ass!
I don't have a b-boipucci...pls no bully?

>That all countries were nationalist
>that all countries were prosperous
>that all countries were space capable

think star trek but not cucked and infinitely more fashy

All niggers turn white(bellow 9 yo so they dont just turn into big children). Jews get gassed on the spot and I get a 10" dick

Already control the world and have y'all as my slaves so I pretty much got everything I wished for as a Jew anyway...

You are not a real jew. You are probably a russian larper living in Israel. No jew is this honest

The ability to learn at superhuman/AI levels
To be able to take care of others the way that people have been looking out for me
My mom's disabilities to disappear

well i guess i better bring goku back to life, and my second wish will be bring trunks back to life and i suppose for the last wish bring picolo back to life as well