Walking to home

>walking to home
>see this

what do?

Do they float?

That hole looks pretty small, can you bring them up?

i fuckin love rock, kiddo
you got any acdc?

I have read enough creepypastas to know where this is going.
>girl is actually a giant monster and the girl part is just bait, similar to an angler fish.

Those covers weigh a ton.
I'd tell her she should start a weightlifting career.

>we all float down here Onii-chan

>girl is actually a giant loli and girl part is just bait

what;s up cutie
How bout you bend over \and let me clap them chimps

They float down here...they all float down here

Ok just wait for me I'll go get some beer!

Hey, these CDs aren't half ba- OH MY GOD

That is one ripped little girl. Those things are not light.

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[X] GENUFLECT

Golly w-what's going on?

Tbh I would prefer some human affection to rock CDs right now.

deep...

No thanks, not really into rock and i have no use for cds

I'm sorry, your hole is too small for me

Fucking pussy.

Too bad, you get rock or you get nothing.

>Tbh
Here is your human affection

actually im obese

Oh, we'll be having lots of that. Lots, trust me.

That's them receiving it though not me.

Not this time, I learned from my mistakes.

You have no idea that goes on down there. It's horrible.

Fine but only if it's the real shit.
Don't give me that watered down soft-rock crap.

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>A loli bodybuilder luring me into a sewer
I could think of worse ways for my life to end.

"Hey there, want sum candy?"

>feeling affection
That's gay.

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>he wants to recieve affection more than feeling trapped in how he's not able to really show affection to people as much as he wants outside of a relationship

what are you, fucking gay?

That warm and fuzzy feeling when you see your shitty edit years later.

What's the worst that could happen?

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Remember where it's from
;..;

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I knew i posted that too fast

They are sleeping r-right?

no

>desu
we use words here, kid, sometimes those words are moonspeak but they're words non the less.

she's a mutant with super powers so I'll believe it.

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Couldn't even make it past the word filter