Brit/pol/ stolen bus edition

>ANTI BREXIT BUS BANNED IN OXFORD
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-43141927

>KIM JONG JEZ Jeremy Corbyn ‘wants to turn London into a Communist city like Pyongyang’ by shrinking the finance sector
thesun.co.uk/news/5624941/

>DAMIAN GREEN DISMISSES "BREXIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43117500

>What did Jo Marney say to disgrace Ukip leader Henry Bolton?
metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/jo-marney-say-disgrace-ukip-leader-henry-bolton-7251857/

>Amber Rudd hints Isis 'Beatles' could be returned to UK
theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/20/amber-rudd-hints-isis-beatles-could-be-returned-to-uk

>Oxfam relief workers ‘had Caligula-style orgies with under-age prostitutes in devastated Haiti’
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oxfam-relief-workers-had-caligula-12001045

>The UK will block online porn from April. Here's what we know
wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-ban-in-the-uk-age-verifcation-law

>Dead homeless man finds peers in Commons as 'a paedophile'
express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile

>Brendan Cox quits charities over sexual misconduct
anorak.co.uk/447913/

>Serial paedophile Barry Bennell jailed for 30 years
metro.co.uk/2018/02/19/serial-paedophile-barry-bennell-jailed-30-years-7325446/?ito=mweb-trending3

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peter hitchens

First (1st) for Liverpool

Well well well..

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First (nth) for Oswald Mosley, the finest Anglo who ever lived and an inspiration to us all.

Press F to pay your respects.

The woman looks like jadya fransen

First for being a Southern Puff who likes gay glory holes

Fun Fact:
Before World War 1, the English word for people from Deutschland (Germany) was Deutsch. The word 'German' was not coined until World War 1, which occurred soon after scientists made the discovery of germs (bacteria). Many English people began to refer to Deutsch people as Germans, a racial slur. The usage of the word German for the most part (but not completely) ended until World War 2. WW2 caused a resurgence of the word in both Britain and America and for the first time entered into official government use. The impact of this was so great that it has remained official ever since.

Very important transatlantic political question

Went on a bus through here once. More intimidating than going through an Asian area. It's like you can tell they're looking at you as an inferior being every time they stare at you

Not even a little. You blind, user?

>$2,000 million

Why not just write $2 billion?

>2000 million

What kinda backwards-ass way of using numbers is this? The word they're looking for is "2 billion".

Beady eye for the straight marching guy
F

Why do you have to lie on the internet?

Holy shit I only just realised it was '£2,000 million', I thought it said '£2,000', what the fuck?

I watched “The darkest hour” and it was sad and degrading. They made Churchill look like a drunken fool.

>inb4 'finest adulterer' comments

>americanized mathematics

>Using short scale (i.e. Ameritard) numbering
Bet you'd like us to use simplified English too, mutt.

Because the original said 350 million. It is intentionally “million”.

Willy Nibbler and Eddie mustn't have seen it yet.

>americanised spelling

Fuh

Wait I thought you already had brexit? Wasn't the vote about 2 goddamn years ago?

Kek you got him good there

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fuck

>Millenial Woes One Hour From Now

youtube.com/watch?v=XIu-GTSqBKM&

Haven't heard this much nonsense in quite a while. More cringe-worthy LARPing about 'le white resistance' and 'race wars'. Do people here take this sort of thing seriously?

He is also very far off on his demographic statistics.

>2,000 million
what?

Ah fucking sweet are ZZ Top doing a reunion tour?

>North London

Pretty historically accurate then

hitchens is a fossil shill

>identitarian off the starship enterprise

t. P*rthern cuck dogger can’t even get the first post, internet speed too slow I suppose lmao

What the fuck is wrong with you, are you saying you don't worship this BASED alt-right eceleb and his friends like Master Brew? I bet you don't even like shit BBC sports music meme videos or fox hunting and think Mummy May should resign you fucking traitor, BASED BRITANNIA JOIN MY AUTISTIC LARP GROUP WE WANT TO KICK OUT THE WOGS

Read the thread, you Mongoloid mutt. Your retarded countrymen have also expressed their bewilderment at our superior numbering system.

It's a bit larpy as no one wants to listen to 3 hours of every think is doomed and you should give up, all though it's unlikely to achieve anything at least it gives peoples lives purpose and doesn't harm you know anyway

Who do I vote for in the next election lads? Cons have proven that they can't do the job

Green party

Speaking of him, does anyone still have the Woes rendition of Linkin Park - In The End?

it went something like
>one day I don't why
>I didn't bring a change of clothes to the NPI

Unelectable man

Reminder: If you're a virgin, your opinion on ANYTHING is quite literally null and void. It does not matter. You are essentially too inexperienced to be a man.

You are not a man.

What did user mean by this?
Hope for a minor party or independent candidate worth voting for. Just spoil the ballot if not.

You get blackpill bonus points for voting Labour just to speed up the death of this country though.

Like how to get a gf though

guess you're dad is not an important opinion then, and you're mum is gay too

Ninety Sixth (96th)

Alright, York is the new capital.

whoever is most likely to beat labour in your constituency

It went into Law in Janurary m8. It'd take another 18 months to now kick in. All the fake news about stopping it was to sell more papers and pin badges to virtuesingally pensioners, and to cover up the fact that Westminster is in total disaray about any other political thing, essentially waiting for Brexit Final before stabing Chairman May in the back and letting her take the blame for all the accumulated bullshit.

Oh, and apparently they are "banning internet porn" on the 1st of April, which is about as appropriate a date for suchan announcement as can be imagined. Torrenting is currently "banned" by the Great British Firewall to absolutely no effect whatsoever,to give a measure of how computer illiterate the government truly is. Another is the staggering number of MPs and civil servants who don't know how to clear their Histories when the IT dept does a half arsed sweep.

>decide to go onto another board
>it's all a /leftypol/ circle jerk

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Why do people want to move the capital?
It will just pollute the new choice with all the scummy types who got attracted to London in the first place

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(((scare tactics)))

>tactical voting
You unironically don't deserve suffrage.

Which board?

>implying Sup Forums isn't alone in being a Stormnigger and Plebbit faggot boomer circlejerk

>not understanding why tactical voting is necessary

You stop being a pushover faggot
No, my father taught me well from an early age that women are just dumb fucks here for our amusement, and they are.
I don't even understand how its possible to be a virgin in 2018. Its the most sexually promiscuous time period in all of history maybe. You have to actually TRY to avoid sex.

And fair enough, maybe you're an autist with weird hobbies and weird traits, but it doesn't matter. It's still pathetic.

>parliamentary/representative democracy
>not a massive joke
Read Trotsky.

>ANTI BREXIT BUS BANNED IN OXFORD
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-43141927
>Oxford has a Tory council
Honestly surprised with all the students and pakis it has

stuck in fucking chicken town

National Front, lad. Don't forget to get out in the streets and campaign for them too. You're a big brave Brexit boy! Stronger out, right?

HOURLY REMINDER: GAYS ARE FAULTY HUMAN BEINGS. THEY ARE FAULTY LIKE A DEFECTIVE TOY OR SOMETHING YOU BOUGHT THAT WAS BROKEN AND LATER TAKE BACK AND SWAP FOR A FIXED ONE.

>tactical voting is necessary
I'm serious, you literally don't deserve the right to walk into a voting booth and cast a vote you absolute fucking brainlet.

Idiots like you are responsible for why we've had over 20 years of both blue and red governments that have allowed mass immigration and the degradation of British society.

low iq immigrants and the treason middle class that support them

Wow, you'd have to be pretty fucked up to make money from selling fake prescription drugs.

>7777
You monster.

Where in south London are you?

REPEATING NUMBERS

>missing the point this hard

Middle class are literally the main source of support for fascism. Unless you mean something else besides "small business owners" and other petite-booj cunts when you say "middle class".

BRIT/POL/ SEXUAL ORIENTATION POLL

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Currently half are bisexual, half hetero

>hurr me no like brown person, brown person bad
The absolute STATE of you, lads.

What's with all the yanks stumbling in here?

TRUMP SPEAKING

REMINDER: THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH SELLING DRUGS. THERE IS LITERALLY ZERO REASON WHY YOU CAN BUY JUNK FOOD, ALCOHOL, CIGARETTES BUT CAN'T BUY DRUGS. THERE IS NO ARGUMENT FOR THE GOVERNMENT DECIDING WHAT YOU INGEST AND HOW YOU INGEST IT.

LEGALISE ALL DRUGS NOW.

There is no point, if you vote tactically you are the reason British political parties don't represent their electorate.

B R A I N L E T

Well what's the point then dumb tripposter

Actually no, here, listen.

youtube.com/watch?v=uwgJidatmH8

If you live in London this but unironically. Think of the sheer carnage if they got into office round your way. It'd be like Brighton, but so much worse. It'd be funny.

Look, we saved the country from the EU. That's a once in a lifetime use of a vote to actually achieve something worthwhile, something unborn kids will look back and appreciate. We can run amok and fuck the place up for fun now. We've earned it. You might as well, London is fucked to shit anyway. Imagine the Green homosexual trying to enforce Meat Free Friday on the roaming hoards of paki rapists, that alone is worth the vote.

Why the fuck do you think anybody cares about your orange chimpanzee president speaking in this thread?

keep the fucking racket down
this is fucking chicken town

>B R A I N L E T
whoever smelt it dealt it

Ah Piers, can seem fairly agreeable one moment and then turn into an insufferable prick the next.

>disliking your country being overrun by 3rd world foreigners is bad

More aid too Israel innit, chicken wire fence with Mexico by 2050

It looks like you've made a mistake there, friend, you wrote out and posted that shitpost here on brit/pol/ instead of directing it at @ClarkeMicah on Twitter.

KIKES OUT

My grandmother used to say Dettol killed 99.9% of all known Germans when wiping down the counter.

>3rd world foreigners
You mean doctors, nurses, teachers, engineers and other people who contribute to our society.

Angry Kevin.

Will you stop shouting or that policeman will come in again and threaten to shut down the thread for noise complaints from the neighbors.

British comedians can't go 2 minutes without deriding themselves for being white males now they're that desperate to show how pure they are

>New London voting 1/3 Conservative
Fake news m8.

>Implying I dislike brown people,
They are all going home though and getting shot if they don't want to

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You should consider suicide, don't ever give me a (You) ever again.

You are a sick fuck. Three years ago, I was raped by a man like you. It ruined my life. I'm still broken, no matter what I do to try and fix it. I can't move on. The scars run too deep. You don't even care about how those girls are affected. You don't care that you're breaking their spirits, dreams, and everything they hoped to be. My joy in life was taken away, stolen by someone like you. You don't deserve to live for the pain you caused those girls.