Megane

>megane
>big boobs
>shy

is there a more perfect combination for a heroine?

>not megane
>flat
>not shy

She would look better without glasses and braids

>not shy
This is the only one that is part correct.

Only insecure teenage boys like shy girls. Girls too shy are really boring. Tsubasa is not too shy so she's good.

>shy
Eh?

They always lose though which is complete bullshit.

Did they hire Raita to do character designs for the movies?

Yes.

>is there a more perfect combination for a heroine?
Not being Hanekawa

Megane and fluffy/messy hair.

Hanekawa is just for paizuri and nothing else.

Crab's design is pretty bland overall, user, Hanekawa is hot as fuck.

It's like you skipped that ep where Hitagi and hanekawa take a bath together user kun

This.

Dorky short flat energetic tomboy.

her design isn't the biggest problem but yeah, cat is better

>Only insecure teenage boys like shy girls.
That's what insecure virgins say because they're bad with women. Love shy chicks.

big hips are a must too

>shortstack
>no glasses
>genki personality
>not shy but not Tsun
>can hold her own in a fight
>can heal you
>rich
>best voice ever

>shy
You didn't watch kizu, did ya?

Loli
Immortal
Smug

hanekawa = god

...

Hanekawa is neither shy nor a heroine, she's just a thirsty and melodramatic whore.

...

She's more relevant than Redditgahara

You're on a roll. You forgot braids and freckles, nympho slut optional.

holy shit, source?

This cat gives you one free ticket to touch her breasts at your discretion with the cost of her hating you forever. What do?

She gets a lot better over the course of the series. Feels like the opposite happened to a lot of the other main chicks in the series.

If she's gonna hate me forever anyway then just rape her and get my fill.

Name: Oishi
Status: GOD

Don't touch her breasts. Instead reject the offer and ask her to go on a casual date instead. Then get to know her and act like a perfect gentleman. Then secure a second date.

Over time, she will start to like you and ask you to touch her without any strings attached. Then you go from first to home all at once. And get to do it every night.

tl;dr Play the long game.

>megane
>flat
>shy

Touch her breasts, she wouldn't have been friends with me anyway.

>Then get to know her and act like a perfect gentleman
She doesn't want a perfect gentleman you dumb whiteknight, she wants someone absurd enough to make her feel normal by comparison for once.

So, the user just needs to acts like he does in Sup Forums.
Success guaranteed.

I would rather marry her instead and then I can touch her boobs all I want.

You'll need more than Sup Forums shitposting to woo catgirl Big Boss, user,

You are underestimating our autism potential, user. People here would be real life Seto Kaiba if they had the money.

Not that user, but
>catgirl Big Boss
Punished Cat edit when?

>Hanekawa
>Shy
what

Then you'll never be able to meet her expectations. This guy is the only one who can satisfy her.

>her breasts are slightly bigger than they were in the TV series

NICE OISHI SAN

will cat suffer forever?

Well that faggot nisio knows what his fans want.

>not letting her rape you to relieve her stress

Dont know about heroines but its definitely a perfect combination for lewdness

I would just make her my woman so the hating doesn't apply anymore.

You realize she was never going to bang him right? She just wanted to lure him in and do that energy drain thing... Also he probably would've died.

Oh man, with this one you could see the exact frame he heart breaks when she confesses and the MC just brushes it to the side.

I will never forgive Araragi for that. Instead of dating crab until she dies and he's with shinobu anyways, he would have been with cat.

Who's to say she wasn't on a raping rampage around town ''draining'' random victim's ''energy''?

Patrician taste

The fact that her victims were in hospital...

Her tits just keep expanding with every new series. Pretty soon she'll be more tit than girl.

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>megane
>big boobs
>shy
>big ass
There ya go OP

after watching the 3 movies it makes EVEN LESS SENSE that he is with her

I feel your pain user. Instead of crab, Cat was perfect for him to stay while he don't go for Bat in the future.

>fit
>decent sized boobs
>friendly
>playful
>an ass crafted by God himself
It's not like you had to look that far.

Feminine, airheaded, proper ladies with huge breasts are the best.

It's because Nisio is a hack who refuses to flesh out the main relationship and instead focuses on other girls.

We need to go bigger.

>cocktease lesbian who's only lewd for bantz
Enjoy your friendzone.

>big boobs
Thats whats wrong

Araragi is an idiot, it's as simple as that.

Dont bully Raita, even he does better designs

>Nisio is an idiot

fixed.

I'm about to play that game.

1. She's not shy
2. Cow tits are disgusting
3. Slut in glasses
4. Yes there are many more perfect combinations

they're for love making

>cow tits are disgusting
Found the virgin faggot, people.

sauce pls

how can one user be so wrong?

salsa?

How can one person be so wrong?

i agree, he just all of a sudden decided she's for him, he mentioned he unlocked the hardest character so maybe he just finds her more attractive i guess.

Well he's fucking dumb then.

>Not curing a lesbian through power of the dick
It's like you're not even trying

>catfags forgetting this

Every single time.

>shy
>perfect

It's bizarre that Crab has a very good reason to love him that melds well with her personality and he has literally no reason to love her.

I really liked their relationship in Bake but she carries it throughout the entire thing.

It's unironically less abuse than Crab bitchiness inflicts on him. And it wasn't all Cat's fault, either.

the whole reason he did that was for her in the first place, im not actually a catfag though, im a hornetchad.

And just to be clear, I am a Batfag.

>catfags literally justifying her autistic bullshit

Stay deluded, faggot.

Why does Araragi keeps getting disemboweled by every woman touching him?

Holy shit. Why are catfags so deluded? It was literally her choice to do that. Every character in the series is scared of her and feels intimidated because she's a fucking shit. Only Gaen can fuck her shit up because she's an even bigger shitter

Looking at this gif more closely I can't tell when it loops

monogatari is for pretentious fags
the boobs are nice though

But the woman who's touched him the most hasn't.

So maybe he's just with her out of a sense of self-preservation?

Isn't that why she's with him?

>Being dumber than Arararagi

yes

>posting an image where she is deliberately mimicking cat's looks

I think I became a Kagenuifag today.

Improved version, happens all the time.

>No glasses
>Big boobs
>Smug