Hi, I'm a developer at Youtube and I've come here to warn you all about something the development team was ordered to do from the higher ups at the company.
Currently, internet users are 'flagged' in the system based on Google and Youtube search histories and websites visited. We compile data and user information about which sites are visited most frequently and come up with a 'personality profile' we have set categories up for. One of these categories is listed as "high risk" which are usually internet users who frequent conservative message boards and websites, view youtube videos we also monitor, and other such areas of the internet.
Right now, Sup Forums users are heavily monitored, particularly those of you who frequent Sup Forums. We collect a lot of data about you, including where you live, where you work, and many other things you'd be pretty shocked to know about. We compile this data and share it with certain government groups and independent think tanks such as the Southern Poverty Law Center. The CIA, NSA, and FBI collect vast amounts of this data as well.
Now, while this shouldn't really come as a surprise to you, I think what you may want to take heed of is that Google is sharing some of this information with leftist groups whose goals are to destroy the lives of these people who fall under these conservative groups. These groups are 'unseen' for the most part, and go under pseudonyms to conceal their identity.
Prior to giving that information to these groups though, there is an effort we make in which we try to re-educate the candidate, by showing certain news articles, videos, etc which would try and change your worldview. After a certain time period, the individual's information is given to one of these covert groups for things to be taken to the next level.
Watch yourselves, you are being monitored carefully. Many of you think you're safe, but this is also being done in other countries such as Canada, the UK, Germany, and a host of others. Watch for changes in behavior from your bosses, friends, co workers, family, teachers, etc. Watch your bank accounts, phone bills, loans, etc. Keep an eye on your belongings and be careful while driving.
I'm currently posting this from a public terminal so as not to be traced back to me.
Please stay safe and watch your backs.
Isaac Sullivan
>current year >useing google or youtube search sage
Anthony Rivera
hey fuckface, post my youtube account here you piece of shit.
Austin Torres
Why are you guys always changing the CSS of the site?
Asher Cruz
If you want to scare people you need to step your game up considerably.
Carter Young
What safeguards are you employing to distinguish opposition researchers like myself from actual alt-right nazis?
Justin Nguyen
Sounds pretty fake and gay OP. How about you suck my cock while we try and get to the bottom of this.
Nathan Young
Nice larp faggot, now poost profffs
Thomas Ortiz
oh no. I guess I'll go buy more ammo, rubber gloves, and plastic sheets.
Noah Moore
>implying alphabet knows our DNS requests 1/10
I only use the Google DNS for pirate bay.
Juan Hughes
ok you're a developer you say well prove it faggot write some code quick like I'm whiteboarding you fizzbuzz in js nao do it also I want you to then do a bubble sort, but this time in java
you larp, and what you say is basically common knowledge do it do it
Jose Murphy
Fake and gay. This would also make Google financially liable for using illegally collected metadata to weaponize as a political bludgeon. If I worked at a sex shop and sold a bag of dildos to you then sent a copy of your receipt to a political blog for future doxing/blackmail purposes, guess what would happen
i know the gov here watches everything i do but i dont mind i kinda like it, but is google allowed to do it when im over ehre?
Leo White
Perhaps you underestimate the power of Sup Forums. Remember that we’re the ones who found a flag in a completely undisclosed location by looking at absolutely nothing but the sky within 38 hours.
Dylan Foster
WHAA MY PUSSY HURTS YOU DIDNT DO IT FAST ENOUGH YOURE NOT A GOOD DEVELOPER
Asher Mitchell
One terrorist organization I know of working with Youtube are the GAMEGRUMPS.
Joshua Thompson
nigger nigger nigger nigger
Ayden Howard
not muh youtube! you're not good enough to work there faggot too slow too slow I'm gunna call pajeet and get him to replace you
Noah Mitchell
>there are still people that are using chrome + google or firefox + google Honestly I hope those leftists hang your sorry retarded asses.
Grayson Adams
But how else do we bait them into firing range?
Hunter Young
Probably none. Anyone right of Boynee Sanders is a Nazi. Sad thing is Im half polish jew and half mexican and my search history probably makes me look like a "Nazi".
Justin Baker
10/10 Russian troll bait for effort.
When will Sup Forums realize that Russians operate on this board?
Sup Forums is one of the most active hotbeds for the alt-right, and they use b8 like this to stir contempt and distrust until some gullible kid like Nikolas Cruz commits an atrocity that they’ll capitalize on to further create instability within our society.
We’ve state-funded conspiracy theory-tier shit that’s actually happening and we ignore it.
Isaiah Brown
tits or gtfo
Christian Myers
I don't give a FUCK, let some lefties try to come into my house.
Ethan Jackson
>JIDF, ADL and SPLC doesn't exist
Chase Hill
do they make you wear a butt plug to work in solidarity now that damore is gone
Chase Roberts
make me famous u pussies or i dont believe you
Josiah Parker
youtube.com/faggot
Aiden Hughes
more info?
Adrian Parker
My dad works at Nintendo. He said the CIA flags everyone who buys Mario games as 'potentially gay and degenrate'.
Carson Parker
They are gay mafia.
Colton Ross
But more specifically CIA goons and ass slaves. Commie tards.
Jack Peterson
Good. I'm leaving a trail for a reason. By the way, we'll see how my interview goes this summer. Take care
Eli Jenkins
thats so nice , and even nicer to see human creatures being triggered
What should i be afraid of?
I just want to see the world burn
Is your collecting data going to stop school shootouts ?
Noah Gutierrez
Also, check those fuckin digits. Here's an original pepe while you let the power of my command of digits sink in. You'll know where to find me when you look close enough
Daniel Williams
God bless you. Will do.
Logan Campbell
bahaha i wish lanky faggot would try me i have plenty of places to bury some glow in the darks reminder that dissolving bones entirely is easier than let on
Wyatt Cruz
says the fuckboi with the meme flag. GTFO.
Owen Cox
Vinegar does a good job.
Jonathan Carter
i'm a chef at wendy's and i can confirm this story
posting this from my bathroom so that youtube thinks this is just shitposting
stay safe from what ? Humans? So death is the final solution , who wants to be born jew and full of mental illness.
Leave this gay planet for the human creatures , i dont want this shit for nothing unless to see it burn
Caleb Scott
L M A O
I don't think the intelligence agencies are that stupid. I can't believe it, even with bay of pigs and how bloated they are right now I still don't believe it.
Jonathan Morales
Don't know, but his choice in women would not lead me to trust him
Colton Gomez
> interview for what? Google...
They'll be given an opportunity of a lifetime. We'll see where it goes. I'm a candidate and have something special to offer.
Ethan Bailey
Punk ass white boys always look at the ground when they pass me. I bet you bitches wont call this number. 4342331902
Gabriel Moore
Getting bored registering digits .. Here's your chance [chan] to ask the questions you've always wanted to ask about the age that's ahead. Not sure how long they'll let this stay up
Colton Sullivan
>I'm a candidate and have something special to offer.
what is that?
Caleb Hall
larp.
just like the NRA bitch. try harder faggot.
Easton Anderson
Of course not dipshit. It's a trap. Go fuck yourself.
It has to do with Artificial Intelligence. The real thing.
Adam Watson
fags who need to cut off their google ties - pic related extremely
Fuck! It's not there or in my recycling! I just saw ut yesterday! Has Mossad interfered? I'm thingink of the dude in the suit with google's Os as glasses as OPs pic
Christopher Ramirez
Are you an AI developer?
Brayden Martinez
firefox by itself isnt that bad tho
Michael Taylor
AGI
Eli Wood
You'd think with all their power and influence they'd have way better ways of bringing rights, liberty and happiness to everyone, instead of ruining the lives of people they could potentially disagree with on some subjects. Sometimes it seems like people like that brazenly react to things that happen in my life even on Sup Forums and also made it a point of making my work life more unpleasant. Anyone remember when they were shitting on walmart a lot for a bit?
Tyler Baker
He " develops" a sperm-sickle on his chin, that is all
Levi Cruz
Nice Try. Schlomo
Leo Carter
Prolly a larp, but it does coincide with shit I've read in the past. I'm currently moving away from all google services (including chrome) and facebook.
I'll be using mail.com for email for the time being, duckduckgo, and minds for social media.
I'm legit fed up with all the bullshit tracking and censorship fuckery.
Gavin Rogers
>Hi, I'm a developer at Youtube The intro gives the LARP away, always.
Not saying that anything in your LARP isn't actually happening and most likely to an extend even far greater.
Kayden Green
I regularly get death threats from gangsters. I’m not afraid you faggots.
Josiah Perez
This.
Josiah Gray
we know, just look at the brit fagz dont worry, get to bed ur sleepy
Parker Brooks
That sounds illegal, I mean sure the government can spy on you but some soyboy faggot at Google can too?
Michael Evans
larp/10
Levi Campbell
wow is that anything revealing at all?
yes we know
genetic theraphy
nano robotics
immortality
the perfect system
dont tell me we are not included...
i will curse on your kids and ask the devil to reborn on your unborn child
Wyatt Reyes
Remember when NatSoc General would post a whole list of jewtube links? They always just "lol what's the big deal bro?" whenever I told them they're an obvious honeypot. Fucking kikes in Hugo Boss clothing.
Anthony Young
> watch for changes in behavior Wut? What are you on about?
Public terminal, what's that? Like from Starbucks? From a throwaway laptop?
Really, the things you say sound like 'larp'.
Jeremiah Howard
As if we had lives to destroy.
David White
Nice proxy
Juan Long
How big is this "high risk" category? And what percentage of it do you think can be fucked with?
Colton Johnson
> genetic theraphy > nano robotics There are limits to these approaches > immortality Quantum decay makes this impossible > the perfect system A system whose time has come > dont tell me we are not included... You're very much included > i will curse on your kids and ask the devil to reborn on your unborn child I don't have any
Jacob Gonzalez
And what exactly do your bosses think will happen if they destroy the lives and livelihoods of people they believe to be dangerous sociopaths?
Andrew Ortiz
Way back in 2000, when I visited Jewwatch, I was told by coworkers, "You probably ended up on some government list." It's 2018, and I'm still here. What's the point of freedom if you are too scared to use it anyway?
Luis Jackson
Hello newfriend. Do you want to know how I know you need to go back.
Austin Murphy
>including where you live, where you work
i don't work and i live in the woods
Alexander Walker
OP: prove you work at Google by answering some basic questions.
1. what color was the propeller they gave you?
2. how much of an employee are you on the metric that measures how company-like you are?
if you're for real you'll know exactly what i'm talking about.
but you're not. you're a fucking demoralization-shill. read pic related and re-think your entire career and outlook on life.
humans: stop bumping this fucking shill thread you idiots.
Jack Adams
Then please, do tell, what do we use?
Robert Lewis
((2 posts by this id)) post proof faggot otherwise fuck off and kys you larping piece of shit
What's the significance of the color of the propeller? What is being company-like?
Parker Harris
Lol why would my bank account drain? And heres my response to my boss “whats a pol?”
Justin Clark
Kek how are they going to destroy me? I could beat or shoot their asses and I don't need to get a job for at least another 3 years and by then the civil war would have already started.
