All those times Naruto (series) lied about something

>chidori is an assassination technique

Yeah, not with that loud ass buzzing noise that can be heard from the stands.

it's fast and deadly

Well, Kakashi successfully assassinated Kakuzu with it.

>Itachi loves his brother
So much so in fact, that he traumatized his brother, made him obsess over killling him and guaranteed that he would defect to look for more power
B R A V O

>hard work doesn't mean shit if you don't have supernatural powers and are the descendant of super famous super strong people.

gee, just like real life

Could MUH CLAPPING beat Madara Uchiha?

I actually just finished that anime. Lot of cool shit overall, but the clap is such a stupid move for a supposed Master assassin.

and the MC trap scenes made me feel funny

They certainly made my dick feel funny too.
A "trap character" with an actual personality and backstory, really nice.

>that episode where they build a toy tank and try to look up the girls skirts
>that episode where they steal a rocket and go to space

Given it's a lighting technique it is very hard to block. Even when you hear it coming it just kills you most of the time.

Come to think of it, why did Kakashi teach an assasination technique to a kid who was gonna fight another kid? I mean, Chidori was Sasuke's trump card against Gaara, so using it on him meant killing him.

>Naruto is even remotely decent series
biggest lie of them all

I just finished reading naruto, now that I think about it, did it flip the popular shounen trope of "hard work and guts" on its head? As time went on and naruto began to one up sauske it wasnt cause of work, it was cause of his lineage and more and more of relying on the nine-tails. Sure he had to work hard to train it and such, as well as the nature mode or whatever, but in the end it wasnt just him out strength-ing everyone on just hard work alone

>Naruto isn't vastly superior to One Piece
biggest lie of them all

>shit is superior to piss
Sure thing, Narutard

just shoot lightning

> these people are real human beings with normal human emotions

Well, electricity in general is pretty erratic. It requires a massive charge just to strike the ground, let alone make it go where you want. That's why you see so many techniques that enhance objects. Maybe a paired technique that charges your target, and then generates a huge burst of the opposite charge. It would never miss.

ehehe sorry

Everything in Shipuden is absolute shit, everything.
The original series was only good during chunin exams, then it became shitier every chapter.

>tumblr

Even more reason to permaban Narutards

At that point no one cared about what message Naruto was trying to say anymore. Maybe massacring your entire village because muh brother is the message

ninja's are quiet assassins

They saw what it took to get past Gaara's ultimate defense in his fight with Rock Lee. The Chidori was the best choice in terms of speed and penetrative force, plus it only works perfectly when used with the Sharingan.

>you need a Sharingan to use Chidori because of how fast you need to move
>whole bunch of characters moving faster than genin Sasuke without a Sharingan

>obito was the coolest guy

I don't fault any series in Shonen Jump for having shitty stories. The work schedule alone makes it hell to keep a coherent story, couple that with the need to drag it out for so long and all stories inevitably go to shit.

But sasuke wasn't nowhere near as fast as rock.

It was just a stupid power that he could have seen coming from a hundred miles away and negated because..well...sand beats lightning.

Gaining more speed so that he can dart around the ring and improving his fire breath so that it's more powerful and hotter and that he could cover him up completely WHILE throwing explosive kunais to keep him off guard would have been smarter.

Him just becoming as fast as rock lee after not even a month of training and copying his techniuqes was retarded.

>implying the entire Kakuzu fight wasn't a bullshit asspull.

Why didn't Kakashi teach Sasuke the Rasengan, a technique superior to the Chidori in every way especially in terms of chakra consumption?

>ninja
Every time someone calls themself or anyone else a "ninja" in Naruto, they're lying.
They're all wizards who are in really good shape.

Chidori was easy to learn, Rasengan was hard mode. Sasuke can't do that in a month.

Also, why was Sasuke on a fucking mountain that Kakashi tried to climb one-handed?

Was Kaguya the worst thing Kishi ever wrote? He literally pulled her out of his ass at last minute because Madara was too strong.

No, you fucking retard. You needed sharingan because you would get rekt otherwise not being able to see enemies attacks.

Naruto is the son of the 4th hokage, and his mother is part of a prestigious bloodline. He is also a direct descendant of Rikudo-sennin's students.

So, actually yes. Hard work means absolutely fuck all. TALENT is how you get through life. Thanks Kishi

>you need a Sharingan to use Chidori because of how fast you need to move
Wrong. You need a Sharingan to use Chidori so you don't get tunnel vision from the speed you're moving at.]

Gaara specialises in a range combat though, he also has no probably simultaneously attacking and defending. His speed on the other hand wasn't that good. So Susuke charging head on with a powerful penetrating jutsu was his best shot,

Never even thought of that, you could just cook Gara alive inside of his ball

Why would a Chidori make you go faster? Just move at your own pace and normally stab the fucker once you're close

>tunnel vision is only a problem for Chidori users

Talent isn't the only thing that matters. There's also luck.
Like everything to do with Jiraiya. If Naruto hadn't decided to develop the sexy jutsu or Jiraiya wasn't a huge pervert, Naruto wouldn't have learned the Rasengan, how to summon toads, or sage jutsu.
None of that had to do with his bloodline. He just got lucky.

Wasn't it supposed to get stronger the more distance you travel before connecting with it? God, naruto was the worst piece of shit.

>Like everything to do with Jiraiya. If Naruto hadn't decided to develop the sexy jutsu or Jiraiya wasn't a huge pervert,
You honestly think Naruto's godfather wasn't going to teach him stuff?

>godfather
yet another kishi retcon

Why didn't Kakashi teach Naruto the Rasengan or any summoning techniques?

You've got a point there, but Jiraiya was still only Naruto's godfather because Minato was put in Jiraiya's team by random chance.

Because Chidori is really, really good at piercing walls and armor, both of which Gaara had.

I think that the boost in velocity Sasuke had from chidori was more or less like a bastardized (and much, much weaker) Lightining Armor from the Raikage. So, as he wasn't accustomed to the suddenly jump in speed (and never will be, because it will always be a bit faster than his normal speed), instead of habitually training on that speed like Lee, he develops tunnel vision, hence the need of the Sharingan.

Are you dumb? Jiraiya trained Minato like he trained Naruto (and thinking he would be the child of prophecy), Minato too was his successor with the Frog Contract and his disciple, it's more than just "a little guy I train with his team".

Worst of Naruto >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> best of one piece

you clearly haven't read the war arc

that was so disgusting it made me vomit

you seem really desperate here have a (you)

I have a theory about this. Near the chunin exams, Kishimoto was intending to make Naruto into an actual procedural show where ninjas did ninja stuff as in ninja lore (i.e. traps, shuriken, camouflage, standard missions) and a Sengoku Jidai-type war with the Land of Sound as the climax

But somewhere along the line, seeing the response to the chakra magic bullshit (think Naruto vs Gaara) his editors relegated all the real ninja stuff to the filler anime arcs and made him write more over the top DBZ-type bullshit. Eventually the bullshit started to blur lines between what is actually considered ninjutsu in the real world and """"""ninjutsu"""""". Add chakra, eyefags, DARKNESS, ayylmaos and you get the shitshow that is current naruto.

yes

madara was handled very poorly too ("I'M THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL YOUR PROBLEMS HAHAHAHA")

That entire fight was such bullshit.

Uchiha's are not known for their good ideas

Also Rock Lee lost to Gaara, so expending most of your training time to become as good as some dude that LOST against Gaara seems like a bad dea.

So Neji was right.

>Naruto lectures Neji that there's no such thing as destiny and you can make up your own path
>Naruto is child of prophecy

lmao
shounen is such a fucking joke

>ayylmaos
Wait

what

Stupid name given to Ootsukis by some retards here, don't worry.

Why didn't they just give Gai an artificial leg like they gave Naruto an artificial arm

who cares about gaara's safety lol

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>You honestly think Naruto's godfather wasn't going to teach him stuff?
If he wasn't going to be around for the first twelve miserable years of his life, why expect anything else?

>Jiraya, Kakashi and Sandaime never told to Naruto who was his father
>Kabuto couldn't find Jiraya's corpse but managed to find Deidara's one
>Orochimaru struggles to acquire a Sharingan when Danzo has 10 sharingans on a single arm
>Shino: "I never lost a battle in my life"
>Gaara:"Behold my ultimate defense"
>Kakashi:"Oi Sasuke, you can't exceed the number of usage for Chidori"
>Genjutsu isn't the most powerful type of Jutsu

>Genjutsu isn't the most powerful type of Jutsu

Idk about that. Eight Gates is pretty powerful.

So powerful that not even ninja Jesus could heal Guy's leg after he kicked with it.

That's why Tobirama tried to pacify those psychos by making them the "military police" whose only job was to look after themselves. Uchihas are literally and canonically insane.

>This is a series about Ninjas
>Ninja tools are useful
>With enough training, anybody can become a great Ninja
>If a Jinchuuriki gets their Biju extracted, they invariably will die
>Opening the 8th gate kills you
>Eye prowess is a rare trait
>Jarring technological differences between towns and nations
>Ninja villages exist as armies for each of the large nations, when in fact individual members from those villages could single handedly overthrow any country
>the kages need to be the strongest Ninjas of their villages, when in fact they spend most of their time doing office work

Just off the top of my head. Impressive, specially considering Naruto was supposed to be a manga about food at some point.

Should have just executed them all then and there.

So how come Tobirama created so many forbidden jutsu but was never on par with his brother?

Other way around, my friend.

The world didn't kill Rin Obito I did muhahaha!

This. Naruto had a good start. Zabuza, forest of death, chunin exam fights. Naruto constantly made Sasuke look like a bitch by showing some balls. Only got worse after the rescue bullshit.

being task with the police force was a respectable position and they had their own patch of land

The Uchiha are more trouble than they're worth.

A simple mandatory lobotomy could probabaly fix all that

BECAUSE LIGHTNING COUNTERS EARTH STYLE YOU FUCKING RETARD

in fairness it was all according to black zetsu's plan to revive Kaguya. I wonder if the Uchiha clan does die off then would indra or whatever soul go to a Hyuuga clan member?

This is the smartest person on Sup Forums

gaara's sand is not earth style, it's a variation of magnet style

>Naruto lectures Neji on fate and destiny
>Neji dies as a servant of the root clan

pottery

>*as a servant of the root clan protecting a root clan member (Naruto)

>talent
but naruto has zero talent

He was the runt of the litter.
You can outwork talent, but when talent works hard, there's nothing you can do.

I implanted the Rinnegan into Pain hahahahahah

you're talking as if he was a complete weakass

even without being able to use wood, tobirama was still one of the strongest in history (confirmed by madara)

not as much as Hidan's

but guy with 7 gates is definitely more powerful than kakakakakashi at any point in the story

Yeah after his fucking student did all the hard work.

>hard work
lel

remember kakuzu forgetting the fact that he can use elemental techniques and going to fight kakashi with taijutsu instead?

it was one of the biggest retard moments in this shit series

Obito was also a retard.
>It's not because of Rin I am doing this
>Okay it was

Guy would be fucking nothing compared to Obito not he not been crushed by the boulder.

His fucking eye haxes plus his own version of Susanoo is too OP.

I unironically liked the Part 1 fillers. Naruto is better as a wacky MoTW series about Naruto doing wacky ninja missions with his friends.

And being a fucking little shit all the while. Seriously, Naruto was a complete fucking brat when he was a kid, just awesome.

>remember kakuzu forgetting the fact that he can use elemental techniques

The best part was during the war. Hiruzen's nickname was the fucking professor, yet the stupid dipshit when fighting Tobi, instead of using the counter element to overpower him, used the exact element to cancel it out.

me too. it would have been cool to watch ordinary ninja take down akatsuki monsters with cunning and strategy instead of the bullshit asspull battle we got in shippuden

deidara vs gaara and sasori vs kankuro are my favorites though

It's absolutely fucking insane to think that these supposed trained and hardened ninjas lose their fucking minds when a comrade dies in battle. Like they go into it knowing that is a possible outcome but when shit hits the fan they completely disregard their missions and mentally breakdown despite being trained for exact such scenarios.

>Wanting a message in your shounen

You guys are the cancer killing shounen.