>****you hear a knock on the door****
>You open the door and are greeted by this man
>"As-salamu alaykum kaffur, I'm here to collect the jizya tax owed by this household. Pay up immediately or you will be punished in Shariah court"
What do you do?
I bet alpha White Americans will shoot him while cuck Euros will pay up
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Nice flag
burn him to death with a homemade flamethrower and watch him dance in flames on front step, then grill some trendies over his smoldering body.
We have stand your ground laws in my state
Tendies*
Thats not a muslim dumbass
Go inside
Get shotgun
Come back to door
Sir, when did the RCMP start collecting taxes..?
It would still be less than what you owe to the illegal IRA.
And that's a sikh.
I will give OP's mother to him
Id ask him why a Sikh would be muslim.
This thread again. And some retards don't believe in shillbots. This is like, 5 year old content, minimum.
SAGE
I'd laugh, because it's clearly a sikh poking fun at Muslims.
Yes good sir your payment is right here in my gun cabinet shaped piggy bank
Mmm jizz tax
Shill detected
Always uses a Sikh to portray a Muslim
I offer him some palak paneer and ask him if he thinks kashmir belongs to Pakistan
Pull his scrotum over his head
SAGE
I'D LAUGH.
Because this is obviously a Sikh, you idiot.
Know your enemies.
Sikhs are allies against the Islamic terror. Your a fool.
Just tell him you paid all your rent to your landlord next door, who is Jewish and who also stole your originally Islamic girlfriend but ended up converting her to Judaism and having her walk around in lingerie all day.
Then show him the advantages of using straight swords and give him a whetstone or something.
Thanks.
>Challenge him to glorious single combat
>Draw Katana
>Teleport behind him
"it's personal this time mohommad"
>Kill myself
not even trolling.. he wouldn't make it to my front door. Between the neighbors 4 german shepards and my geese, he wouldn't be able to enter the driveway without me knowing.
Since when do muslims wear sikh patka turbrans?
when they want to sneak up on you
>sikh knocks on my door
>shake his hand
7/10 would do again
Can someone please post the webm of Indiana Jones shooting the swordsman in Raiders of The Lost Ark?
Thats a Buddist you idiot
FOR FUCKS SAKE THAT IS A SIKH
Excellent tactics and fear instilling vocals
what's that type of sword called? it looks pretty sikh
>> I didn't want it to be this way
You dhimmis should be grateful. Muslims have to pay the Zakat tax, the khums and HAVE to send their sons into war. Meanwhile christcucks sit at home complaining about the jizya tax. This is why you faggot westerners are being raped by your ugly coprophag women and by foreign men. You whiteniggers can't seem to ever be content.
>insulting sikhs
Sikh brahs are sick brahs get fucked cunt.
I LOVE FUCKING SHEEPS ASSHOLES
Invite him in for a coffee and later we go kill some muslim
Hey buddy you got they wrong door.
The faggot club is two blocks down.
You underestimate how docile Americans are.
That's 7/11 not 9/11
ban automatic assault geese
Insallah mumble mumble no gibs need to feed my 12 muhammads, later my sandnog bro.
I'll give you 30K for that scimmy
Tulwar, looks a bit short. I don't know if had different names for different lengths.
>give him the money, shoot him while he walks away.
>cut his hands and penis
>call an ambulance so he doesnt die.
>whisper to him as he bleeds out and screams in pain
>theres only one true god and saviour and name is Jesus Christ
>leave that islamic shithole
>radicalize fellow christian europeans
the rest is up to your imagination
360 degrees and walk away
Wrong kind of towel wearing brown people
That is a sikh you genius.
sikh's are honorary brothers in the fight against islam.
That's a Mormon you fucking retard.
recite that in the kingdom of heaven gold is unsignificant. Tell him to stop worshipping a false god that led him to lose his hands an penis.
Why would a sikh be asking for money for muzzies?
>yfw you realise percentage wise there are more arabs in australia than the USA.
>yfw you realise percentage wise there are more arabs in the USA than in canada
>yfw you realise percentage wise there are more arabs in canada than in europe
What do i do?
"Narinder stop fucking with me, you haven't even taken off your turban ffs how were you expecting me to believe you are a muslim?!"
>****you hear a knock on the door****
>You open the door and are greeted by this man
>"As-salamu alaykum kaffur, I'm here to collect the jizya tax owed by this household. Pay up immediately or you will be punished in Shariah court"
What do you do?
I bet alpha White Americans will shoot him while cuck Euros will pay up
>OP, you're gay
>kekifaggot
The Jizya would be lower than current EU taxes so it's alright.
He is not a Muslim, Fucker. He kills Muslim. What an Ignorant Bastard! People like you spread chaos and stupidity.
Not Buddhist cunt, He is a Sikh.
Show your flag burger
I would laugh my ass off and high 5 him for trying to pull such a Sikh Prank on me.
That's a Sikh my man.
>My Geese
he's a total
>Chod bastard
am i right @EveryIndianGuy?
Underrated
>t. 56%er living right on edge of leafland
I'm a Slav so I chop him up and feed him to the pigs like my ancestors did.
10 of them. they attack anything that moves in the yard
ask him why a Sikh is working for Muslims
I bet you're a shill and I just lost my money 'cause you stole it
Not political - Sage
Also jizya sounds like ultimate faggotry
Lol I’d blow his Muslim shitskin brains out. How cucked can you be to let some turban wearing sand nigger try that shit and threaten you with a sword??
Buddhists aren't sick, dude
inshallah i am now muslim
i will pray five times a day at home
This is underrated.
I bet most Americans are as cuck as EU and will thank brave soldier of god for his service.
Kek
You're not even muslim dumbass
>10 of them. they attack anything that moves in the yard
he's got a fucking sword, dude
if you open your door you're dead, too
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>tfw throw up backhand in threatening motion
>u let out a gasp and cower in fear
ha, 'ts what i thought. all white kids are the same. all talk, no bite.
> meme flag
> it’s a kekistani flag
> uses a Sikh as a Muslim
> says “cuck” instead of shill
Newfag
Firing from my CZ 75 at him and closing my doors. Next day i would use my home made bombs to attack their gheto with my militia friends and polish bros but i dont think they could survive in harsh silesian region for so long.
Sikhs are bro tier
>i really want a painting of a gaggle of geese in a yard taking care of business.
10/10. Would LOL again.
> How to spot Sikhs?
Post a muzzie thread with a Sikh mans photo and watch them go mad. Gurmeet you just got baited.
>all these newfags
>muslim man's burden
wave pic related in a threatening fashion and tell him to fuck off