Why NoFap fails: >Not engaging in healthy diets and exercise. >Engaging in MGTOW. >Being a faggot.
How to make NoFap work for retards: >Start swimming, immediately >freedieting.com/calorie-calculator and have 25% of it being fat >Build. Build something. Men need to build, if we don't we slowly go insane. Build a chair, a website, a portfolio, your knowledge.. Just build.
Rally call to my fellow seasoned NoFappers: >Post your months on NoFap so far (uninterrupted) >Include a timeline of your Flatline, Rewire etc
NoPorn for 7 months.NoFap for 9 days. Last time my gf was fapping my wiener.
Andrew Ortiz
literally just fucked my gf what's up with you, virginboy?
Eli Stewart
is this a psyop to turn the very beneficial practice of abstention from self-harm into something easy to mock and deride?
Jordan Bennett
Nofap has made me inept, any way to fix?
Nathan Morgan
guaranteed psy-op
Thomas Brown
>my gf >last time waws 9 days ago L M A O what's up my inferior neighbour
Ian Bailey
Negative Effects of no fap >Insomnia >Anxiety >High Blood Pressure >Erectyle Disfunction (try getting it hard after you didn't touch it for months) >Prostate Cancer
No fap is a fucking joke, don't fall for the meme. Cut down or don't watch porn and everything will be fine.
I had been in a card accident 14 years ago, that led to me getting a penis surgery and ended up with no fap of 30 days.
I had not expiriance getting any super powers. after that I could no longer cum from faping, did not make me better.
Andrew Perry
Bless your for this thread , on 7 days right now.
Adam Hughes
If a girl does it, it's not fapping. Watching porn while having a girl that you can fuck makes you the biggest beta cuck. That's worse than people with no gf fapping, at least they have an excuse. Kill yourself faggot Yes, not watching porn is a psyop Assuming you're srs, how long have you been on it?
Isaiah Torres
who said anything about watching porn, you autismo? did you cut your dick on a yugioh card?
Jordan Phillips
Thats because you don't have any creative or higher goals beside watching talmudivision
Jackson Ramirez
I am the only one here who have a healthy sex life AND faps time to time?
Connor Green
Card incident? Like poker?
Grayson Scott
> g-guuys d-dO i av sex lyfe? >t.. got laid that one time and is still talking about lmao
Joshua Johnson
No-Fap is like the free bleeding thing from feminists.
It's a joke to see how many dumb people will fall for it.
You should do no-porn, but never no-fap. You might as well do "no blinking with the left eye" too.
Ayden Anderson
I tried to jump the card check point at a subway. sliped and had my penis on the right side, got it cought in the barrier thing and riped half the muscle off.
James Diaz
fapping isn't the problem. PORN is.
David White
nofap's probably there to make people relapse into porn harder classic jewish psy-op
Connor Gomez
I only jerk off to chicks pleasuring themselves.
Brody Stewart
You are but a beast of burden of the flesh mere bug man
Ryder Perry
post the remains of your dick
Charles Bell
Hahaha holy shit I'm almost certain you're trolling. 30 days is not enough to rewire your mind, and it seems like you had no intention of staying on nofap. It's similar to how a smoker who doesn't quit to quit will feel shitty for longer than someone who quit to quit. Read On Free Choice of the Will. Also if you couldn't cum from fapping there is something wrong you physically and you should seek medical attention. Strength to you
Jayden Martinez
Day 35 neighbor
Cooper Smith
I have no dick. me
Jose Collins
L M A OOOOOO
Hudson Clark
that guy has been nofapping for 14 years and he's still just a nigger living in poland myth busted
Jeremiah Miller
what a retard
Landon Turner
is this an elaborate larp thread or do you people actually fall for the nofap meme?
Brody Reed
I lasted November 30th to February 18/19.
Ethan Nguyen
Day 11.
Depressed as fuck. Not giving up though. But I gotta be honest, tugging ot to some big ole tiddies would be awesome right now.
Not giving up. Gonna beat this mind virus once and for all this time.
The addiction is real, the withdrawals awful. Porn fucks you up!
Camden Scott
How does it feel to have a double digit IQ? Then you're an actual faggot. Seriously, consider suicide because you're basically a bugman. If when you get horny you choose to touch yourself over fucking an actual girl for whatever reason, you are a faggot plain and simple. >Nofap made me lose the ability to cum >Had my penis ripped in half Damn slavs truly are retarded Fapping is benign compared to porn, but it's still harmful. >Goy, if you stop watching porn you watch more porn Seems legit That's even worse westcoastrxers.wordpress.com/2016/05/08/anonymous-on-the-effects-of-pornography/ Don't reply to monkeys
Levi Bailey
After 2 years of nofap my dick fell off
Isaiah Rivera
Try going ten days without porn or masturbation or sex.
Then come back with that meme crap.
I expected better from a pole. Thought you guys were like totally based.
You haven't even looked at the evidence have you?
Cooper Anderson
Stay strong brah, it does fugg you up. My biggest mistake is watching it without meaning to tugg- just an ol quick glimpse e.c.t It may take a day or two but it's always the curse of failure. Unnecessary advice (hopefully useful) >Quit to quit, not to watch yourself "quitting"
Aaron Cooper
>be some fat virgin who faps everyday >be some well adjusted male who plows his loyal, pure gf/wife daily >somehow an imaginary CUM LEVEL GUAGE are the reason for your shortfalls and insecurity
nofap is a thinly veiled support group of depressed failures who dont want to face true facts. wish you fags would stay in reddit or /adv/.
Nathan Lewis
You're flatlining. Are you working out? Do you put effort into your diet? Do you talk to chicks? Those are all things that if followed, can mitigate the flatlining period a whole lot. NoFap only works for human beings
Tyler White
>>Start swimming, immediately They closed boat traffic so we might be able to ice skate and you want me to go party pooper? Nice psyop.
Ryder Price
>pssh yeah try holding in your shit for 10 days then come back here talking bout memes, buddy lmfao
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Luis Green
Don't notice/mind the →
Daniel Hughes
This. After a while you just don't even care to look at porn at all, but unless you're gay, you will look at clothed chicks and that's okay, just use that to motivate you toward getting an actual girl or fucking the one you have.
Jacob Sanders
>What if i look at hentai, but not get aroused?
That's impossible.
Levi Brooks
2 months yesterday. I have been having lucid dreams and dreams about the gods
Benjamin Myers
Solid advice It does get you moving irl for replacement grills
Stay strong Swissbro
Xavier Wright
>Niggerlands not having a communal swimming pool You're a faggot
Jack Rodriguez
mindblowing stuff there, skipper
Connor Powell
Well obviously something is wrong if I can't get erect for seeing nudes
Luke Ross
Dude, chill. I don't know wtf ur on. I lift or do cardio every day, fap every day, smashed another bitch this weekend. If I were you I'd oil my eel before dates too
Caleb Hughes
Took me exactly 2 months for the same results. Now you can't begin to imagine what's coming after about the 6-7 month mark my brother. Exactly right. You too Aussie bro
Benjamin Diaz
Drawings of preteen cartoon girls made by fat 40 year old Korean incels shouldn't get you hard, they shouldn't even be viewed by non-bugmen actually
Juan Howard
I stopped masturbating for Lent. That's the only reason I've made it a whole week where as before I was an average of 2-3 a day. I can't stop being aroused at every turn. I'll probably wait til that Monday after Easter and go crazy, but I think I can make another 5 weeks
Hudson Gonzalez
Being aroused is good. Watching a man fucking a girl you desire is not so
Alexander Bell
>I was an average of 2-3 a day VIRILE I R I L E
You must have been fugged all day, I can't imagine
Brayden James
I lasted two months until i broke my streak.
Joshua Ross
Put that testosterone to use. Go lift and lift hard. Take a cold shower afterwards (or just blast your junk with cold water for a few). You'll still get aroused pretty easily but, it's way more manageable and productive this way.
John Murphy
Are you catholic then? I’m currently at day 93 and I think I’ve finally kicked the habit. A big motivator for me was my faith. Use this Lenten season for prayer and confession if you need it user. Do not tell yourself that after 5 weeks you’ll just run one out. Tell yourself that last time WAS your last time. If you fail it’s okay, just go to confession and do it again. But never tell yourself that oh I’ll just see how long I can go.
Justin Baker
When i edge, my ejaculation is clear
Jace Martinez
No Porn No Fap meme is difficult but it is outstanding for several reasons: More energy Better concentration More action from you
You quit passively receiving high stimulus of porn and start giving and doing, a male trait. You might be horny, but that energy is no longer clouded by thoughts of porn, so the things you perceive and do become more clear in themselves and make you much more efficient in them and using them. No Fap is not about completely abandoning masturbation, it is about abandoning the profuse womanly inclination towards sexuality by reducing the amount of sexual things you view and sexual activity you engage. It is even healthy to get a stiffer and remind yourself of being horny sexualy, as some people here noted you might completely dry up with no fap if you instead abandon your sexual side rather than keep a tamed animal within.
Josiah Bell
I mean, my ejaculation isn't like what i see in porn
Justin Wilson
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Jace Bennett
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Nicholas Bailey
My boys get yourself a day counter on your phone. Easy motivation seeing the number go up.
In other news I'm making gains in the gym and I'm going to work in Australia for the summer.
Life's good.
Ryan James
day 53. last year i made it 6 mos.
James Cooper
irl anons are rarely like their shitposter online status tbqh
Isaac Russell
>no joooz! >literally cut their dicks to make masturbation more difficult, the ultimate no-fap race that fucking dominates le ubermensch >wahhh us cracker-fappers are victims of teh jooz deceptionz!!!!
Jack Stewart
I'm on day 53 of nofap and I'm not really sure why I keep going. I'm pretty sure it feels good and I know if I relapsed I'd hate myself for it, but it sort of feels like normal again. Biggest problem for me is wet dreams. I've had 10 so far, averaging one every five days. People say that porn and masturbating is a time waster but I've spent significant time cleaning myself up and doing laundry when I should be sleeping. Also I just know I'm going to have the worst premature ejaculation next time I'm with a girl. I feel like I could do a year, but I'm not really sure why I would. I don't feel like I'm addicted to porn or masturbation because I've done 50+ days cold turkey without much trouble.
Alexander Gomez
Interesting post. The thing is, after about 8-9 months for me, I would actually just seek sexual release from almost every girl I knew that I found attractive. I used to be pretty timid before nofap but the force of unreleased sexual energy completely overshadowed all my anxieties and almost subconsciously drives me to seek sex when around women and it makes getting laid extremely easy, almost as if women can sense if a man is sexually energetic. So to be honest, I think the goal of NoFap for those with little fortitude, is to switch from porn and fapping, to getting laid through rewire. Sex increases test while fapping decreases it
Hell yeah.
Josiah Robinson
>I'm going to Australia >Life is good
I knew living the in the UK was bad but not that bad
Carter Roberts
I've lifted for 10 years, problem is I'm used to going home and masturbating as the final come down (so to speak). So breaking that association has been tough.
I have faith but I won't be a hypocrite. I don't think there's anything wrong with jerking off unless it consumes you. I also gave up chocolate and there's nothing wrong with eating chocolate unless you're a glutton about it. I suppose in a way I was trying to prove to myself I have some self-control.
Kayden Howard
What if I only get off to solo acts?
Cameron Morales
This
Juan Powell
This is how smokers feel (I used to smoke). When you feel good, you take how you feel right now for granted. I'd also like to point out that wet dreams are okay and perfectly normal. I got over my shitty feels after 2 months and felt the biggest benefits after 6 months (and mood and life in general is on an incline ever since, I'm on 2 years now) so don't think that you're at the finish line or that there is one static feeling you'll achieve. It's gradual upward spiral.
Do you work out? Also DO NOT worry about premature ejaculation. I thought the same thing and I know it's hard to imagine (due to your dick feeling like you're about to cum every time you get hard) but you'll actually last longer for some reason.
I suggest you look into the faith a little more. Gluttony is a sin, yes, but chocolate is not. Masturbation is always a sin. Better to live a chaste life until marriage user, it will change you for the better. God bless
Nolan King
Day 3
Dylan Adams
psss you weaklings, sometimes i spend 5 days without even thinking of it, the key is to hate women and not being a fag.
Grayson Brooks
>you'll actually last longer for some reason. If I had to theorize, it's because usually when you get excited you fap and get it out and feel relieved. So the association of feeling around then immediately sticks with you into sex. But when you're constantly aroused and excited but don't do anything about it, your body copes and adjusts. So now when you have sex, you can handle that intense pleasure because frankly it's always been intense, just by yourself.
You feel in charge
Robert Fisher
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Xavier Bennett
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Brody Morris
It's a strong form to maintain, only the strongest among us make it.
Jayden Sullivan
I'm going to keep going no matter what. Thanks for your words. One of the best pieces of advice I read on here was to look past the benefits of nofap and think about what the benefits of fapping are. You feel good for a few seconds, and that's literally it. So why do it?
>Do you work out? Yeah I do. Part of the reason why I started nofap wasn't because I thought I was addicted but because I wanted to become disciplined in more and more aspects of my life. I'm 100% dedicated to gym, diet, university, nofap and I take cold showers.
I hope you're right about premature ejaculation. I've had issues with it before nofap so I feel like it would be amplified. Did you used to have the same problem or were you just concerned that you would have it?
Christian Rivera
I had no idea nofap made you last longer. mfw Desire to improve +10% thanks brah
Levi Anderson
>12 hours is an achievement This isn't nofap this is rehab.
Parker Baker
Makes sense, screen-capped
Carter Gutierrez
>>Anxiety
never been lower
>>Erectyle Disfunction (try getting it hard after you didn't touch it for months)
no such thing, just woke up with a boner 3 months in. ED is caused by cuckin yourself with porn.
Juan Lee
>the key is to hate women hahaha Just don't let them get the edge over you and you'll be fine. So nofap.
Brody Ortiz
not to mention better erections, the god damm thing just stays hard like a rock
Lucas Jackson
Hell yeah brother that's the way to go. It's a high time preference thing, not just nofap but gym-going, studying and all that, you will reap unimaginable results.
Jaxon Watson
>Engaging in MGTOW Unironically this got me addicted to porn 3 or so years ago >you don't need women, just jack off all day
Andrew Scott
Hell yeah boi
Jordan Thompson
well i can talk more serious about it, you see we have 2 brains the reptilian complex and the neocortex, so you have to shut the primitive part of the brain, red pills on women are good for that
Austin Watson
Goddammit...I have to deal with these fat bastards pulling little red wagons full of soda, candy, and chips. EMP strike now!!