You are Adolf Hitler. What do you do differently so you win the war?

You are Adolf Hitler. What do you do differently so you win the war?

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Don't fucking attack Russia in the winter!

keep sucking stalin's dick
punish England
peace treaty with US
go bonkers on Stalin
get Japan to bomb the correct enemy ffs nips

Rush nukes

I surrender and keep my Nation intact. Maybe try again later...There was never a possibility of victory.

Don't invade Russia in December is always a good placd to start. Pearl Harbor was probably a false flag tho

Maybe not attack Russia for no reason in particular.
Seems like a good start.

Play ball with the soviets for as long as possible.

They invaded in summer btw.

The absolute state of you people.

Show no mercy at Dunkirk, continue attacking British airbases with the Luftwaffe, don't fucking declare war on the US and declare war on Russia much earlier. Around the defeat of France.

Yeah I think it was May or something

Focus on developing my painting and artistic skills

Don't attack Russia in winter
Forget the Italianiggers
Bomb Britain into the ground

Don't go into Russia in the fucking winter

Fight only one front at a time. I'd have saved the Ruskies until after western Europe was secured.

ARE YOU PEOPLE FKIN RETARDED?!?!
WE DIDNT INVADE IN WINTER!

But he invaded in June

Gas the Jews.

All Jewish general staff. Don't attack Russia, occupy all of Africa, the Middle East, India.

No war with Russia. Continue cooperation with Russia until the English are invaded or sue for peace. End war. Continue supporting friendly regimes like Vichy, Spain and Fascist Italy. Invade rest of Eastern Europe and Russia when recovered from the war on the Western front.

Turn my political party into a religion before going into war.

That way the ideology could flow into the west unobstructed by the law and take over the west the same way the Jews did and now the Muslims are doing.

Cool thread.

Im not a WW2 expert, but ive been told if Hitler did 1 of various things differently, he would have won.

1. apparently after england bombed german cities (civillian targets) hitler got pissed and started bombing english cities.

If he just kept his cool and focused on the military targets (airfeilds) he would have won

2. apparently his submarine general asked for several more subs, was denied for whatever reason. This would have totally broken all supply shipments

1. fuck the italians
2. kill the anglo at dunkirk
3. bomb the anglo to oblivion
4. fuck stalingrad go straight for moskow

That's genius act. Won't work with the Soviets as much but the rest holy hell

false.

Yes they are. Even those WWII in color documentaries would tell them otherwise.

Leave the shithole Germany, settle to Argentina, make a beautiful brown baby with a native south american.

too late, Russia got too strong. he had to attack russia, he knew they were rising in military power with every minute.

I said differently

Give Franco the choice to help with the destruction of Gibraltar or simply be removed and have Spain annexed into the Reich.

Taking Gibraltar in 1940 would have made English troops in North Africa sitting ducks allowing conquest of Egypt and invasion of Russia through the South.

No

>Turn my political party into a religion before going into war.
Impossible to do in the desired timeframe. Hitler would have started the war later if he weren't afraid of the fact that he might die before his plans for Germany were achieved. The German nationalist ideology (a little broader than simply National Socialist, people admired Hitler more than they admired the Nazi Party) already fulfilled a sort of religious consciousness, but to push it to explicit religion would probably be disastrous. Positive Christianity experiment didn't work.

The best way not too lose is not to start it at all. If we hadent attacked poland, Germany would probalby be the first coutry with atomic weapons. Everyone else either didn't have the means(Russia) or the interest (USA) to build them. Then we would have consolidated eastern europe economically until the soviet Union collapsed by bleeding out (they would never be able to control the whole border to eastern europe. France and Britain would soon be under pressure from the revolts in their colonial Empires and loose them sooner or later. USA would probably have jumped on the winning ideology due to support from Disney and Ford. Let Japan and Italy do their stuff but dont let them drag us into a war. Thats all he had to do

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>Spartacus uprising
>no good reason

Kys idiot

t. believes German war propaganda

Get spain and the honouray aryans more involved

it was in june you fucking faggot

Don't ally with Japan. Don't get hooked on speed. Listen to the generals.
Still gonna lose because he couldn't beat Russia to get the vital road to the Middle East and its oil to keep the war machines going, but it'd be a closer run.

Ally with the Eastern European countries instead of invading them. Combine for a joint assault on Russia.

It would take a couple of generations. But if you're planning in the long term its the way to go and with the fewest casualties.

Persistence and patience is the key to success in everything.

Yeah, I think the Germans were bluffing. I think Hitler got scared about the oil in Romania but he also underestimated that even though the Soviet wasn't prepared for a war with Germany, they were still quite strong. He also missed Sun Tzu's rule ( I don't know if he read him) that a cornered enemy is far stronger

Commit a Holocaust on the Jewish people.

I meant the Soviets were bluffing

Retard. What does the Spartacus uprising have to do with it? You're making a moral justification to "purge Communism", but tactically it's retarded and the Spartacus uprising is a complete non-sequitir.
Indeed, it's funny. Hitler personally underestimated Russia, but the German populace overestimated it.

>push development of ME262 and expand it
>research landing crafts
>Blitzkrieg as it happened
>commence Operation Sea Lion
>get status quo in Europe
>don't know about africa?
>attack russia in spring '44 or '45
>disregard building monuments
>disregard (((death))) camps

peace treaty with USA was impossible due to Jewish influence

Encircle the British at Dunkirk and capture them.
Either immediately press a division into Spain and secure Gibraltar, or use Fallschirmjäger. Controlling Gibraltar keeps Britain out of the Med. This prevents the British from destroying the French Fleet at Mers-el-Kébir, which can then be blended into the Kreigsmarine.
The combined fleet gives naval dominance and that means that Britain is OUT of any meaningful part in the war. They can only Air War. Treaty in exchange for prisoner release. If not, execute the prisoners and invade Britain immediately; no bullshit Battle of Britain.

With the Med secured, winning in North Africa should be assured. This ensures oil for the Reich. Now they look a lot more powerful against Russian aggression.

Don't go to Russia. Work on the bomb.

Hitler should have learned from Caesar when he took over Europe during the Gallic wars.

-Always garrison your armies in winter, make sure your troops are always fed properly before conducting campaigns, don’t over extend your supply lines

- divide in conquer

The truth is Hitler wasn’t a brilliant military leader by any stretch. His best qualities were his blitzkrieg approach and keeping a firm diplomatic face. Of course with jews hitlers greatest traits were used against him eventually

Defeat the UK first then invade Russia!

Not kill jews, but let them build atom bomb in the Reich.

I invade completly France, Poland and other countries i can with little effort. Grab their fleets, assimilate armies and materials, treat the population well. I let allies deal with other axis powers since they arent really useful and rather a drag on ressources and personnel. I expell all jews. No killings, nothing, just a one way ticket for wherever they want to go.
Not wasting ressources on useless objectives, like bleeding the lutwaffe on london or the paratroops in creta. Build a counter offensive plan against Russia, but not attacking. In a simple sentence, secure europe conquests. Leave USA alone and use false flag tactics to pit US vs Russia. Start a target assassination campaign with loyal agents on big bankers and company owners, with a clear message: mess with me, you are dead, and so are your family.
If attacking Russia, then at the end of spring, to avoid both cold and mud.
I would listen to my old generals and let them take the important tactical decisions. Use SS as shocktroopers, but also as occupation troops, recruiting from local populations and befriend them, in order to strangle resistance movements. I would fight the long term policy, not the Alexander style, because you have to keep what you conquer.
Invest in good projects and not superweapons. No bismarck, no railcannon, no maus. Panthers, tigers, new improved fighters, bombers and submarines.

Russia wasn't a threat, Stalin was completely sure there wouldn't be war with Nazi Germany up until Germany attacked, ignoring reports and warnings strongly suggesting otherwise, thinking it was a British plot to goad the two powers into war. Hitler needed Russian oil (which turned out to be mostly useless diesel) and a road to the Middle East's oil fields.

Good thinking Isaac.

No. Deport all Jews to Africa! Kikes and niggers love each other!

>You are Adolf Hitler. What do you do differently so you win the war?


The problem with politicians....all politicians is that once elected they become experts, in their minds, of military strategy. Hitler fucked up because he felt he could run the war better than men who trained for, studied for, and lived for wining armed conflict with armies.

Politicians are good at politics. Commanders are good at winning wars.

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Well they buildt the V2 actually

Hitler had a messianic thing going on to a degree I think. He thought he was chosen by fate and try arguing with someone with limitless power and thinking himself a demi-god.. impossible

Oh look, another one of these threads where idiots who think they are much smarter than they are pretend to be armchair generals, historians and economists with special redpilled knowledge despite having a 10th grade level of history and despite never having read a revisionist paper in their entire life will still speak as if they are the authority. I can see the cavalcade of ‘Don’t invade Russia in winter’ and ‘just build an atom bomb’ retards have already given their sordid ‘analysis’. How long until someone says: ‘Don’t invade France’ or ‘Ally with America’? This isn’t HOI you dumb ducks.

Bing!

> don't ally with Japan thereby preventing US intervention against Germany
>fix the army by patterning it after the Allied army
>less crazy wunderwaffen, more standardization
>hand over army command to somebody with more experience
>don't kill Erwin Rommel
>execute the Madagascar plan or deport to Siberia
>fortify Normandy
>pull political strings and have the allies aid in fighting the Soviet Union

I mean there are some good posts. We do this for food for thought and fun. Just post your opinion

ignore the east. provoke the soviets to invade Poland. start war with the ussr in "self defense".

>ignore the east. provoke the soviets to invade Poland. start war with the ussr in "self defense".

Act that might've worked. U.S. act promised to help the defender in the case of a war between Germany and Russia. Don't think Stalin would've fallen for it though. I think unironically these kinds of Jew tactics would've helped hitler

what timeline are you from

Why most of you think that hitler attacked us in winter? Is this west education or what?

I wouldn’t certainly love to. But just writing these god forsaken posts takes five minutes each because I’m forced to use this fucking I pad sinetad of my laptop. I like to give long detailed posts so this format would take too long. It just isn’t worth the effort right now. When I get my laptop back tomorrow and we have another of these threads then sure I’ll post my thoughts on the matter
Jesus Christ. Here we go again.

I don't know. I think it is an American documentary meme

Not be a drugged up degenerate.

Honestly though. It was meant to be, so that all of Europe would be saved. Russia was going to come over anyway. He just kept the fighting far away so less people were affected. He was going to lose either way, unfortunately. He had too many enemies. Kikes were too powerful in that point in history. But if it weren't for him, we'd be completely enslaved.

>go straight to moscow

That didnt end well for Napoleon either.

It worked to some degree until his quck doctor started dosing him up on tons of metamphetamines. I'm not in any way a NatSoc, but NatSoc and Hitler didn't have to turn out the way it did, Hitler went crazy.

I often think about luftwaffe resources being used for Malta, instead of the battle of Britain. If Malta fell, then Egypt would be easy to take. With the absence of the Blitz on London and the fall of Egypt, I think the Brits would have lost the political will to continue the war when faced with loosing their empire.

Yeah, I might make some more on that topic. I think Sup Forums can use something substantial to talk about which is actually on topic instead of your average posts that are about how women are "degenerate" and "who is white" threads

I would've concentrated on England and Middle East and create a defensive line in USSR borders.

England was so weak in 1940 that it barely had 18 divisions to defend it. Apply more pressure, more bombing of airbases, factories and they wouldn't had air superiority. So the invasion would've been possible.

Middle east is also important, because of the oil reserves.

Also, what I would have did in preparation to war is to produce at least 2 or 3 carrier task forces (4 carries, 24 destroyers, 8 support ships) to challenge british sea superiority in Mediterranean.

Underrated

I agree. I mean thinking about it the pressure under which Hitler was subjected must have destroyed him physically. Being the president of U.S. would age you faster than you normally would. So imagine being under the pressure Hitler had to endure

There's only a certain few months when the roads are accessible. If you attack to early, it's too muddy, too late, and it's winter. It's not like he said hey, let's wait until it's winter

Yeah he attacked in June and he expected he would win three months later. He thought he would be victorious before the winter

If Hitler would have settled or stalled, he would have been eaten. Also this would have made him a cuck instead of one of the greatest men in all history. He did the right thing.

So basically Plan Z then? Germany did not have the resources nor the time to produce such a large surface battle fleet. The Kriegsmarines resources should have gone more towards the U boat effort. Separating Britain from her empire is the best way to bring her to her knees. Additionally the Americans had already stated that any violation of territorial integrity of the British Isles would result in action. Basically any German invasion of the UK itself would result in explicit American entry into the war.

this

focus on develop nukes...it was sooo close :(

I think he should've made a joint program with the Japanese

Hitler questioned the morality of nukes. It’s why he wasn’t as interested in them as other more well funded projects.

june 21st

Finish the British off before focusing on Russia and don't waste resources on Italy's fuckups (e.g. Greece).

not brake molotoc ribentrop pact for extra 3-5 years , since german generals knew that in 1941 they werent ready for the invasion of USSR
meanwhile improve sumbarine tech and place shitloads of them around britain and bomb their cities to the ground and let the bongs starve to death unless they join axis , befriend china and tell them to rape mao and then all join the crusade against commies

US would've joined the war in any case. But without UK as the front base of operations in Europe they wouldn't had an opportunity to land an invasion. It is nearly impossible to supply an army through the entire atlantic ocean while U-boats are hunting for convoy ships.

What good would that do him? What good could the Japanese be to him halfway across the world? Did they control any resources, infrastructure or technology that would be beneficial to the creation of an atom bomb? And how would they transport it to Germany?

drop one little nuke to russia and one to dday...and thats it

Yeah, that is a dumb idea

I'd use the bomb I already built instead of letting the US steal it and use it on Japan

>Also this would have made him a cuck

He is a cuck.
1-he lost
2-he killed himself
3-he left no heir
4-he didn't sue for peace when he had the chance


>instead of one of the greatest men in all history.

Losers can never be the greatest men alive. Do you thing Alexander the great is remembered because he lost or because he had good ideals?

>He did the right thing.

Yes. Just like they told billions of honest man who do they right thing.

Im Getting sucha headache reading this thread. Half of the suggestions here shouldnt be brought up by 10 yrs old, they are that dumb.
>not invade russia tops it all lol.

Fucking this

Don't fuck with slavs.

got a better suggestion mr .von rundsted ?

1: Don't declare war on USA. That'll buy at least 6 more months of limited bombing.
2: Kick the industry into full wartime production 1941
3: Don't get pissy about having to be on the defensive.
4: Spend more on fighters than on bombers.
5: Let the generals do their jobs.
6: Leave North Africa, should things go severely south at El Alamein.
7: Create puppet governments in Ukraine, Belarus and the Baltics. That'd reduce the partisan issues a lot.
8: Invest in A/A-missiles rather than V1 and V2.
9: If we're still making V-2, at least get one nuke to encourage UK to surrender when London gets nuked. Or Moscow, if within range.