Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Doggo Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
twitter.com/BuzzFeedNewsDE/status/965593629531262976/video/1
>#120db women's movement against migrant violence protest on a concert
youtube.com/watch?v=pfJ7zBns6Ms
>State propaganda
ardmediathek.de/tv/FilmMittwoch-im-Ersten/Aufbruch-ins-Ungewisse/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=10318946&documentId=49823526
>even more State propaganda
>Bundestag talking about Antifa blocking saturday's women's march
youtube.com/watch?v=BGA44z7v_7g
youtube.com/watch?v=5LkZTv9MqCs

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk
abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/turkish-group-press-charges-german-nationalist-53105721
>Turkish getting butthurt by Poggenburg (AfD) bant

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0 [postimg collection should be Frauke-free by now]
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/oeHA7MtlPL0
youtu.be/5lre5WpmdKs
media.8ch
bundestag.de
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5422897/German-food-bank-BANS-migrants-locals-displaced.html
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0&feature=youtu.be
faz.net/aktuell/politik/inland/titanic-redakteur-man-haette-sehr-leicht-sehen-koennen-15460554.html
nzz.ch/meinung/kommentare/die-fluechtlingskosten-sind-ein-deutsches-tabuthema-ld.1316333
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

youtu.be/oeHA7MtlPL0

youtu.be/5lre5WpmdKs

Trending AfD speeches

curio is killing it atm at the bundestag over yücel

Holy shit, what a speech as an introduction!

And what an absolute hypocrite following

There not even answering the points Curio made.

120dB posters for German anons:

media.8ch dot net/file_store/ff7fa256518364ea2aa73079e368749b219cb5146d2ec9546e42fb322507c451.pdf

>CDU guy speaking
>everyone is clapping except the AFD
>ONE enemy

merkle refugeeing out @ 0:15

This.
There not even pretending to be opposite sites of the political spectrum.

Honestly can't keep watching this shit.

Lutschi is angry.
>It's just satire.

Bundestag livestream

bundestag.de

JUST A PRANK BRO

>Lutschi

I know that feel, but at least the AfD is making this a topic in the parliament.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5422897/German-food-bank-BANS-migrants-locals-displaced.html

Good stuff.

based. I wonder how long it will take for the gutmenschen to chimp out

I really regret that I voted for the FDP in the past

Altparteien be like
>look at me, I'm so pathetic

>It's satire
>You are too stupid to understand
Same motherfuckers who sued Titanic again and again.

curio is bringing sick bants

wow this might be the most heated and embarrassing debates of all times
still glad that the normies will witness how the afd is actually the last force that protects germany itself

it sort of is though.
brings demographic question on the table.

I like how they're now constantly using 'Anti-Deutsche' refering to the other parties.

msm will bury this surely?

>Have no argument
>make up shit about a priori morality.

>Sie sind der verlängerte Arm von Erdogas
is he fucken serious?

>youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0&feature=youtu.be
>17 auf trending

Not too bad

>Die AfD arbeitet für Erdogan
3 million turkish votes are ours

masturbaitn' arm

>Ich bin im Einstecken als Linker sehr ausgebildet
I BELIEVE YOU MANG

>trust me goys
>it's not anti german it's satire.

I lived in Germany in the 90s. I'm glad they still have weird frozen desserts.

>Erdogan should be a member of the AfD

lel

>GANZ KLAR SATIRE
>LÄUFT UNTER KOLUMNE

This fucking commentator

Kind of funny how they attack the AfD as if they hadn't supported the release of Yücel. They're berating them on "opinions" the AfD have never even expressed. I don't know if they are doing this on purpose to divert from the actual statements Yücel has made or if they are this lost in their own bubble. Also amazing to see how united all the parties can be when they have a common enemy they can team up on. Disgusting how shameless they are.

it might actually not be if you read it proprly

Hold me Kraut/pol/ the Überkümmelschieber entered the stage.

>Das Land hat sich verändert
>Ebul Nazis are everywhere
>All this virtue signalling

This is fucking embarrassing

ok this has been the worst speech i ever witnessed

faz.net/aktuell/politik/inland/titanic-redakteur-man-haette-sehr-leicht-sehen-koennen-15460554.html

Looks like the BILD got trolled hard

>You off the AfD hate this country

top kek. He's so right but so wrong at the same time

>All these turks are so proud to be german believe me
>you want Russia to win the World Cup don't you

Jesus christ Özdemir

>YOU WOULD, YOU WOULD, YOU WOULD
let's talk about how Summer Cem is actually not German but loves to fuck German kids

>there is a turkish member of the german Bundestag right now

>Can we all agree that calling for genocide even in jest is in poor taste?
>REEEEEEEEEEE CENSORSHIP YOU ARE NADSIS AND ERDOGAN

Cem Özdemir:
"WE HAVE FREEDOM OF PRESS, BUT I REALLY DONT LIKE YOUR TONE SO FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP, KAFIR!"

Who tries to get bonus points by mentioning soccer

>Jesus christ Özdemir
hold on hold on
>die AFD ist die schwesterpartei der AKP
>YES YES YES
>roaches unite!

at least you never voted spd

>That decrypt bitch Petra Pau

A voice like sandpaper

Remember this one?

>HOW CAN YOU HATE GERMANY SO MUCH BY DETERMINING WHO IS GERMAN!? THATS SO UNGERMAN OF YOUR NATIONAL PARTY

GERMANY IS BUNT, HMKAY?!

>Ihr benehmt euch jetzt oder ich ruf eure Eltern an.

'nogger dir einen' has potential considering a lot of greens were speculating on a sexual adventure with a migrant
also chlamydia, tuberculosis and aidscancer

This guy called the police because he felt threatend by a turkish delegation.

why is there a comedo squeezer in her fat face?

What about a Kaktus? What about a Flutschfinger?

No clue, she has a really weak voice might be an extra microphone.

Kek.
Somebody should shop a nigger dick with infected blisters like the crunch on that ice.

It actually does look familiar. I just looked up the funny backstory, all of that would have gone over my head at the time. These kinds of desserts were sometimes loudly advertised outside gas stations, convenience stores, etc. and hopefully that hasn't changed.

>Kaktus
Hey, we also got that here 10 years ago. Top stuff.

You're all plebs.

That shit was sweet, dude. is it like ours?
it's like a cylinder of several flavors of ice, the tip is rounded and has a candy coating that prickled when licked.

>deep breaths
>have bleech ready

hang in there

>kein bum bum eis

Seid wohl alle behindert.

Yup, that's right.
Exactly three layers of ice with different flavours and little particles inside them and a rounded tip.

loved this one as a kid

that 0,000001ct chink chewing gum in the handle tough

Bum Bum is alright, but fuck you, Nogger wins here.
It is not only politically charged but also fucking delicious.

Just call Boris Becker's Son a "Halb-Nogger"

Fuck Grune;
AfD will win!

Curio is by far the best speaker of the AFD. brilliant.

Or in public pools during the summer, in a time when they weren't filled to the brim with shitskins. Good comfy times going there as a kid with your lads. No worries to be had back then.

Solero masterrace

checked
Bum Bum was great, did you eat the bubblegum?

SOYLENT GREEN PRECONDITIONING PELLETS.

of course

>more faggots
>more Kanaken
>Deniz is from Hessen
>Glad to see that there is no opposition apart from the AfD.
SPD can't die fast enough.

>It's wrong to call a turk a not german.
Fucking CDU.
Always made me mad to see people throwing it away.

what will jraut/pol/ do once the GroKo is build?

>what will kraut/pol/ do once the GroKo is build?
Being the first and silliest line of defence against Groko.

tfw your daughter will never have a comfy afternoon in the freibad
thanks leftist assholes

>Big Migrant Industries inc.
kekd hard

how much do you pay Big Migrant Vote Industries .gov to give you your cheap labor? How much profit do you make per migrant?

Mahlzeit!

guys this debate today is another tipping point besides the guy yesterday from the sellner vid
things are picking up pace right now
prepare yourselves

it is wrong to call austria not germany

Holy shit I forgot that Solero existed

Ya think?
things feel rathe slow lately, and the fact that no new projections are being released by anyone is not helping the fact.

Can ya back that fact up, if you may?
(No, i am not untrustful here, but i just want some facts to make my conscience feel better.)

>How much profit do you make per migrant?
Every migrant costs about 2500€ per month.
nzz.ch/meinung/kommentare/die-fluechtlingskosten-sind-ein-deutsches-tabuthema-ld.1316333

Ah, let's await the aftermath before jumping to wild conclusions

FDP wants to legalise Marijuana?

>Every migrant costs about 2500€ per month.
Underage refugees cost about 4600€ each month

holy shit.
looks like injury though, or did some greens' ass cancer eat away at it?
i fucked fatimah roth and all i got was a t-shirt and this dick

FDP capitalizes on idiots to vote for them for things that are stupid.

They are much like the other Parties now.

>now

we make the profits though, they are our oarent company.
Also, we dont deal in chaep labour, we create high paying jobs for sociologists and fancy fukken tutorials.

Don't forget those with more identities.

can i have a quick run down of what is happening? Is it about the hordes of shitskins you guys imported and now you want to get rid of them?

Alright, rate my prediction/analysis.

Schulz has now resigned. Some of his supporters fell for the "left wing Trump" meme. Those supporters will now keel tail and run to AfD. Actual Leftists in the SPD will start voting Green when they finally surpass SPD.

SPD will effectively collapse by May, becoming solely a party for the purposes of the GroKo, like the "Ukrainian" "National Front". This will also result in an increase in Linke support.

Due to this, Union supporters will realize that not forming a coalition with AfD is unrealistic past 20 points, and many who supported the CDU/CSU previously because it had a chance at forming a government will switch to the AfD. Likewise, similar voters within the FDP--including liberals who oppose restrictions on freedom of speech or realize this is ideologically inconsistent over time--will switch their support to the AfD as well. This will result in a drastic reduction in FDP support.

Grune will be unable to hold its support after doubling in support by absorbing the SPD's voters. Many will go to Die Linke, flooding it with moderates who will cause an internal struggle, and possibly forcing many East German Linke voters to go AfD.

At this point, AfD will surpass CDU/CSU nationwide, and the CDU/CSU will postpone its announcement that it will end its sanctions on the party. When this occurs, CDU will see a brief, slight increase in support, before losing five more points to the AfD and Linke/Gruene.

Especially after Gruene briefly surpasses AfD, the original Greens will grow extremely sick of having their party dominated and filled by everyone who hates AfD in general. Thus, they will exodus into Linke and FDP. FDP will postpone the end of its sanctions against AfD even more and become a pointless anti-AfD umbrella party for ex-CDU voters, doubling its support but making its original voters hate it.

Linke and FDP will subsequently collapse. Post limit reached.

Sounds too good to be true

I hope you're right, user. Can't see the greens ever getting near 30 % though

Hahaha, I've been calling people of color 'Noggers' for ages now!