Kraut/pol/ & AfD General -[Embed] Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
twitter.com/BuzzFeedNewsDE/status/965593629531262976/video/1
>#120db women's movement against migrant violence protest on a concert
youtube.com/watch?v=pfJ7zBns6Ms
>State propaganda
ardmediathek.de/tv/FilmMittwoch-im-Ersten/Aufbruch-ins-Ungewisse/Das-Erste/Video?bcastId=10318946&documentId=49823526
>even more State propaganda
>Bundestag talking about Antifa blocking saturday's women's march
youtube.com/watch?v=BGA44z7v_7g
youtube.com/watch?v=5LkZTv9MqCs

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=JN5lILtlxKk
abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/turkish-group-press-charges-german-nationalist-53105721
>Turkish getting butthurt by Poggenburg (AfD) bant

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0 [postimg collection should be Frauke-free by now]
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/oeHA7MtlPL0
youtu.be/5lre5WpmdKs
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
jungefreiheit.de/
journalistenwatch.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=EMO48Aj5k14
youtube.com/watch?v=YsUcvzYCV5k
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

youtu.be/oeHA7MtlPL0

youtu.be/5lre5WpmdKs

first

Boss Frühlingskollektion fürr das Fräulein von Welt

thx, based OP. Another kraut/pol/ without the question "Why are potatoniggers and swedecucks baking krautbread?"

fourth

You want heim ins reich?

I am actually, don't tell le mods XDXDXDXD

I think "jeder stoß ein franzos" triggers the brits.

We even had a frenchfrog baking lately.
Evropean solidarity maybe?

fek the
This one's proper

Is Lawyer Anvolt?

Elsaß-Lothringen isn't french

Babummps!

which one is it now verdammt nochmal?

Are the women in sweden really that bad?
I ve heard stories where a engaged swedish girl jerked off a random guy with her engagement ring. ":/"

Or when male swedes are unsetteled if you are politically incorrect (in RL).

Yes, but it's called "Anwalt".

The one without Embed bullshit. Brandenburg Edition

Yeah fuck i've been learning german for a few weeks but man i just cant right now im pretty fucking high.

No 2 german threads. One people, one thread

The embeds work fine tho.
Deutsche Gründlichkeit kommt durch.

Wait, didn't you claim you were a Volksdeutscher living in Sweden?

No problem, I'm just getting drunk too.
Nice that you decided learn our language.

awww Merry Jesus-Day

Brandenburg Edition is the better one.
No and new OC ... it's not Christmas anymore, 'zifix nochamoi

Nobody was making a thread, I had to act quick, also my threas is older

What did captcha mean by this, Krautbros?

kek

Nicht ganz. Wenn ich mein Netzprotokoll auf Schweden umstelle bin ich merkwürdigerweise nicht blockiert. Kp ob ich mir Sorgen machen muss.
War nie dort, aber gecheckt. Muss also wahr sein

FUCK
This must be fake lmao
It means "Immigrants out!"

Acshually three were. You, Brandenburg user and me.
The Endlösung der Frage is deleting them from a CTRL+A pasta

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I stopped reading Spiegel Online since I am sick of all the left wing bullshit they are linking from Bento. What other major news site should I be using?

It wasn't.

Danke, mein freunde.
Was trinken Sie?

I switched to focus first but they link to hurrfpost and that even worse

ze.tt

You will love it

If you want mainstream news, use Focus.
They might be shitty tabloid news, but bias-wise, they're better than Spiegel, Bild and Welt by a long shot.

Ahhh fuck it ... here's
Teflon Curio's yücelbantz

youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI

include it in future OP because it's fucking rad

True point, but those are just embedded ads.
I think most people who use Sup Forums can recognize the difference between an actual article and embedded ads.

You can use PI, it's jew friendly right wing populism, but at least it documents all incidents regarding immigrants properly.

Jesus christ, it's like Bento but even worse.

PI is good. Had my entry-level redpills from there.

Exactly, so do I.
Those were the good old times.
I even wrote an article for them once.

Journalistenwatch is nicht mies

Through what sorcery are you accessing the internet that you can just change your location?
Satellite?

Deutschland is kaputt, a real man would never vote for a woman, no matter the costs. Most parties in Germany are bunch of cucks really, on the other hand, Austria is based.

White wine mixed with mineral water.
It's a common drink here in Austria.

jungefreiheit.de/
journalistenwatch.com/

Würde das zeug dennoch lesen, bekommst n generellen einblick wie die denken.
Reuters is ziemlich gut.

OHAI Shahak ... or is it Yascha?

Mein vpn funktioniert auf Sup Forums nicht, dachte du bist n swecuck.

>Deutschland is kaputt, a real man would never vote for a woman

But we didn't. I voted for them because of Polackenhammer Gauland, not because of Lille..

Simple router. Maybe it has something to do with the swedish info leak? Sven gubermint is so inept

When germany calls for aid, who will answer?

Geschmack gut?

wie gesagt, meins eigentlich auch nicht.nur mit kaliphatsflagge geht. Ich wünsch mir nen Netzwerkexperten der mich beruhigen kann . _ .

you know, like, pic related

:^)

Yup. Mostly like the actual wine but lighter ... although in my experience you get drunk on it more easily.

i member that
it's an interesting phenomenon

beruhig dich wir sind gleich da
youtube.com/watch?v=EMO48Aj5k14

Aber man unterstütz sie doch damit. Mein vater hat sein Abo schon lange gekündigt

For god's sake, you elected Merkel a third time, so just help yourselves.

"Schmeckt es gut?"
or more usually called
"Schmeckt's gut?"

What you did was essentially say: "Flavor good?"

True, true!

Ich freue mich schon, wenn ich AFDler, LINKE, und co endlich in die Gaskammer stecken kann.

Macht Deutschland wieder groß, bringt Links und Rechts den Holocaust.

Ich hab schon seit über 10jahren die gleiche meinung was gewisse dinge anbetrifft, und was online propaganda angeht: ich könnte dir mit buntstiften neue sachen ins hirn malen.

Yeah, I was trying to do it less formally, didnt work

Bitch please, I was born in Germany and lived there and I speak German, I can bet I am whiter than you and I can proudly say I am more German than you are Ahmed.

if you think that Frauke Petry will save you then I have got some bad news for you, no matter you never let woman lead a country.

wtf, die Mucke ist sogar gar nicht mal so mies. Und ich bin wählerisch af

ist das so, und was willst du hier außer müll rumplärren?

>if you think that Frauke Petry will save you

Read some fucking news Shlamiel, Petry left the party on election night, she is irrelevant.

Ach, I think it was kinda cute...

Oh, guck mal!
Ein Frankfurter Incel.
Jemand der "X IST BUNT" kreischt, aber es so braun und archaisch macht was er verurteilt.

Geht wieder Heim, Sören und trink deine Soyamilch, Meister.

Dafür brauchst du aber etwas Organisation. Etwas, was Anarchospasten nicht kennen.

i ain't clickin on that shit

Welt online for Sup Forums tier comment section

You'll get there eventually.
english is germanic but not quite alike.

So you are using a VPN? Sup Forums blocks proxies but the Swedish one isn't blacklisted.

No nazi shit, Kraut pol is a failure as usual, Allah akbar to everybody

holy cunt

It's literally a miracle why you are wasting your time, with a bait that was in its pointlessness literally unseen before.

Funpark Bernd ist ein altes KC-Mem, aber seine Remixes sind erstaunlich gut.

Gin and Tonic atm. Thanks for that drink perfidious albion

Of course you only buy the issues with stuff like that as evidence for that glorious day when your grandson asks you by the fireplace "Grandpa, what did you do in the Meme War?"

Is Dutch similar to German as if in i knew German i could learn dutch easily

>radical centrism

We are living in truly glorious times to witness this shit, gents...

Come back when Salvini has been elected PM of a LegaPound coalition and is retaking Mare Nostrum.

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Why you aliya'd then tho? Verrat am Vaterland

yes, but even more the other way around.

youtube.com/watch?v=YsUcvzYCV5k
here you go

Ib Tsundere

Just left to be described what the political center will be by the point it actually gets implemented.

...

very similar for vocab
the verbs get awkward when you want to talk in the subjunctive

>Juden memeflag
>Frauke

Do (((they))) still filter the news in Tel Aviv, Shlomo?
Frauke is, like, over since last fall

My mother is a German catholic and my father is half jewish, unfortunately their life in East Germany was really bad at that time, so they decided with my grandparents to leave.

kek

is it true germans cant understand swiss people and vice versa