Brit/pol/ - Steerpike: Last Bastion Of British Morality Edition

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theguardian.com/politics/2018/feb/22/jeremy-corbyn-could-back-remaining-in-eu-customs-union
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Wilson_conspiracy_theories#Alleged_1974_military_coup_plot
vocaroo.com/i/s0jiqy0eqOzp
order-order.com/2018/02/22/corbyn-considering-backing-corbyn-considering-backing-remaining-in-customs-union-customs-union/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-43141927
thesun.co.uk/news/5624941/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43117500
metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/jo-marney-say-disgrace-ukip-leader-henry-bolton-7251857/
theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/20/amber-rudd-hints-isis-beatles-could-be-returned-to-uk
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oxfam-relief-workers-had-caligula-12001045
wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-ban-in-the-uk-age-verifcation-law
express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile
anorak.co.uk/447913/
youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4
youtu.be/rV1_7R_3cXA
youtube.com/watch?v=7h4b0tnCbtQ
news.sky.com/story/pair-arrested-after-boy-2-killed-in-coventry-hit-and-run-11262143
youtube.com/watch?v=RI1PetsyfGM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

peter hitchens

First (1st) for Liverpool

Rocky IV music.

>CORBYN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

theguardian.com/politics/2018/feb/22/jeremy-corbyn-could-back-remaining-in-eu-customs-union

>tfw 3rd gen Irish immigrant
I'm not even fucking scouse

You have Irish incestry though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Wilson_conspiracy_theories#Alleged_1974_military_coup_plot

>On the BBC television programme The Plot Against Harold Wilson, broadcast on 16 March 2006 on BBC2, it was claimed there were threats of a coup d'état against the Wilson government, which was corroborated by leading figures of the time on both the left and the right. Wilson told two BBC journalists, Roger Courtiour and Barrie Penrose, who recorded the meetings on a cassette tape recorder, that he feared he was being undermined by MI5. The first time was in the late 1960s after the Wilson Government devalued the pound sterling but the threat faded after Conservative leader Edward Heath won the election of 1970. However, after a coal miners' strike Heath decided to hold an election to renew his mandate to govern in February 1974 but lost narrowly to Wilson. There was again talk of a military coup, with rumours of Lord Mountbatten as head of an interim administration after Wilson had been deposed. In 1974 the Army occupied Heathrow Airport on the grounds of training for possible IRA terrorist action at the airport. However Marcia Williams (a senior aide and close friend of Wilson) asserted that the operation was ordered as a practice run for a military takeover or as a show of strength, as the government itself was not informed of such an exercise based around a key point in the nation's transport infrastructure.[11]

Where's the QT thread? Who's on this week? Please be a Moggy week

I think I'm both lad, Irish first name and anglocised-Irish surname, Scouser, i'm pretty much potatoe

Test

Estro

fuckin 'ell not another one

i don't the army could overtake a mcdonalds let alone the government in its current state

*butt

>irish
Explains the acolholism and retardation

here: Mogg ain't on, sorry.

>steerpike is our last hope
Well, time to an hero

I'm still mad about pic related.

vocaroo.com/i/s0jiqy0eqOzp

GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
DOWN THERE IN THE MOSQUE IS WHERE I WANNA BE

MO SALAH LA LA LA LA LA

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!

That you BG?

>just barely resisted buying Ben and Jerry's ice cream and chocolate despite having less than £30 in my bank account

Pray for me lads

Tri*pfags stick around because people give them attention and you just gave a nothing post a (You), good job.

Oi

Wha's your position on weed legalisation lads

How arseblasted do you have to be to multi-thread cope and misquote?

Read spycatcher, theres a good reason thatcher banned it in the UK. MI5 basically thought half of labour and the unions were on the kgb payroll and got up to some right shenanigans.

Ben and Jerry's promote immigration and racemixing so you did well, lad. Don't ever buy that shit again or I will find you and kill you.

>sister came to visit today
>"user I've been having bad dreams a lot. There's someone in my room and it scares me. I need something to help me sleep..
>uh
>can I borrow your machete?

Should I be worried?

Terrible idea but it's honestly not worth caring about anymore because the youth of this country are fucked anyway and we have de facto decriminalisation.

No

Cos I know your fat arse cant resist replying.

I'm van shopping now, fuck off

I knew it was you, Rimmer. How you doing mate?

>she sleeps with a machete
Is she single? Will she settle for less?

It's already legal really, you won't get in any real trouble unless you're carrying a shit-ton or the copper has some sort of complex

I don’t think machetes help you sleep

Just seen the latest HSBC ad with Richard Ayoade. At the climax of this anti brexit propaganda piece he holds up a jigsaw piece of the UK and declares "we are not an island". Well done Richard. Bravo.
Then came the ad for 21and me which was at pains to point out that most British people have 60% European ancestry. Not that I'm sure I'd trust their test results anyway.
They're really in full kill whitey, cultural Marxism mode aren't they?

How's the car tonight Edward? I heard about the cold snap coming and thought of you.
>frozen solid
I do hope you get back to studying soon.

Legalise or decriminalise all drugs, portugal style

I reckon all she needs is a good dicking, whats her # lad?

>CORBYN CONSIDERING STAYING IN CUSTOMS UNION
order-order.com/2018/02/22/corbyn-considering-backing-corbyn-considering-backing-remaining-in-customs-union-customs-union/

>ANTI BREXIT BUS BANNED IN OXFORD
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-43141927

>KIM JONG JEZ Jeremy Corbyn ‘wants to turn London into a Communist city like Pyongyang’ by shrinking the finance sector
thesun.co.uk/news/5624941/

>DAMIAN GREEN DISMISSES "BREXIT CONSPIRACY THEORIES"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43117500

>What did Jo Marney say to disgrace Ukip leader Henry Bolton?
metro.co.uk/2018/01/23/jo-marney-say-disgrace-ukip-leader-henry-bolton-7251857/

>Amber Rudd hints Isis 'Beatles' could be returned to UK
theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/20/amber-rudd-hints-isis-beatles-could-be-returned-to-uk

>Oxfam relief workers ‘had Caligula-style orgies with under-age prostitutes in devastated Haiti’
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/oxfam-relief-workers-had-caligula-12001045

>The UK will block online porn from April. Here's what we know
wired.co.uk/article/porn-block-ban-in-the-uk-age-verifcation-law

>Dead homeless man finds peers in Commons as 'a paedophile'
express.co.uk/news/uk/920385/dead-homeless-man-westminster-tube-parliament-portuguese-media-paedophile

>Brendan Cox quits charities over sexual misconduct
anorak.co.uk/447913/

I’m not rimmer, but we shared a passion

Stfu you sand shovelling scrote.

I'd not let her date any of you lot.

Apparently she thinks it will. Same dream every night apparently that there's a human shape in her room watching her.

Shut up you fat cunt. Do you think I'm an idiot or something?

I have plenty of warm kit here. I'll be fine.
My study is fucked atm though

I miss Rimmer. You I'm ambivalent toward.

You need to stop sneaking into her room mate. She might have a machete

youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4

youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4

youtube.com/watch?v=1Lb3MTlIrC4

Another great panel.

Why are you choosing to live in a car? aren't you a poorthener i heard they got lots of houses up there

...

In solidarity I feel I should do something for you but I can't offer you a job for a number of reasons and while feeling avuncular to someone in your situation, you are still a triplord.

BAASED PRESCOTT AYYYEE

I know. Some prick has nicked my spot.

Seriously though I know this sounds a bit /x/ but I'm kind of concerned.

>avuncular

Have another word.
>condign

Are you the user earlier who told us to report you if you start rockyposting? I'm not going to report you btw just wondering.

t.GCHQ

I have a job.

Yes.

A very British coup soon when Corbyn is elected

Defenestration

Edward you live in a car.

Srsly though, might be sleep paralysis aka "the old hag", i used to get it. You are convinced someone is standing over you, and you cant move properly etc. Sacry af till you know whats going on.

Your point?

That wasn't me you alcoholic mong. I commented telling you I was leaving and I'd respond when I return. The conditions of that is that your post wasn't as retarded as your others.

>not sure if these are subtle threats from a government agent or just words
Better take my shoelaces double 0 user

>can't into reading comprehension
That explains a lot

youtu.be/rV1_7R_3cXA

That's what I thought. Apparently she thinks borrowing one of my offensive weapons will help. I hope so.

The person you were responding to saying "I'm not sure why you're still replying to me", addressed to me, wasn't me.

doubtful, corbyn has an army of autistic pink haired protesters who can be mobilized in a single tweet

You're kidding, Corbyn and a Labour government would unironically fund the armed forces more than the Conservatives will.

Lachyrmose

>at this stage I am just naming uncommon words or I could be speaking in code.

Watch this youtube.com/watch?v=7h4b0tnCbtQ

>addressed to me
No it wasn't you mong.
I'm starting to understand why you are being such a mong though.

LACRIMOSA

BUT SOMEONE THINK OF THE NOOKES

Anyone else gag at the thought of the next election?

Alright friendo. Anyway, something about a constitution. Can't be arsed any more.

I win

Nah. Just more pissed than you usually are on every day of the calendar. Only it's rarer or me.

PORTMANTEAU

May needs to go but the alternatives are all somehow worse
I hate that I could be saying this in 2027

You lads hear about those two kids run over and killed in Coventry today?

Apparently the driver was drunk. What a waste.

Edward you live in a car. Winning is mot what is occurring.

Is that the start of a joke?

>2027

lol wat?

When the fuck will it end? We need a new nationalist party ffs :'(

>mot

Don’t trigger him

Did you like any more of those Smith's songs?

then what are you waiting for?

An unfortunate or perhaps not so unintended Freudian slip.

As in she could for that same reason still be around. Her survival strategy is to be as bland as possible.

she's more likley to drop dead than survive that long

EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
NO BROTHERHOOD
NO SISTERHOOD
NO NOTHING BUT RUTHLESS NATURE
DOG EAT DOG
YOU ARE OWED NOTHING
BAREBONES MAD MAX WORLD
RUSTY METAL AND RED DESERT

I'm sober
And I win
Fuck off settler cuck, it's not my fault you're so soft you literally can't sleep unless you're on a huge rectangle of soft fabric stuffed with other soft fabrics like the big poof you are

You want to start again, fat boy? Or would you rather talk about fascism again?

Nope.

news.sky.com/story/pair-arrested-after-boy-2-killed-in-coventry-hit-and-run-11262143

F

I'm not committed enough to be subjugated to that level of abuse

youtube.com/watch?v=RI1PetsyfGM