If I watch this will it turn me into a gay ice skater?

If I watch this will it turn me into a gay ice skater?

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An animated tv show will never do that, user. Only practice and dedication can.

NO!

Is it bad that I like Gook's caterpillar eyebrows? They're cute and make him look unique.

What does each skaters ass smell like

How true are fugos. If MC got norovirus and shit everywhere would you still love him

Congratulations to the idiots who replied to the blatant bait thread instead of letting it die. I hope you get constipated.

The cum of their Jewish sponsors.

I'm a medfag. I would happily wipe diarrhea shit off the ass of any of the males in OP's pic.

Honest lol.

Nip fujo will find it out in September. I'm so jealous

Tell me what's happening? Some kind of smell-o-vision 4D shit?

Yes a 4DX screening of all the episodes of season 1 (hopefully BD version)

Will they add any effects for the gay scenes?

That sounds bizarre and honestly not particularly good. What are they even going to make 4D? I'm at a loss. It's not like a Disney movie with dramatic action sequences and 4th wall breaking.

Why was it so obviously gay but refused to have Yuri and Victor do any gay shit?

Yurio best character

They'll drop the gay bomb the us military developed

Because the higher ups don't like too much gay.

A rainbow unicorm will 3d out the screen.

Production being extremely cautious and not letting Yamamoto go full homo, plus the episodes were already too packed. The last two episodes are a mess and I hope the movie makes up for it.

You have some really unusually high standards for what counts as "gay shit"

Don't bother, there are always people in these threads who apply such standards.

There really isn't enough porn of this.

>one of the biggest tags on AO3
>dozens of doujins
There's plenty of porn.

We don't have enough live action parody porn.

Is it bad that I unironically thought the live action porno was good?

Literally the only issue I had was that Victor's actor didn't cum once.

CAN YOU HEAR MY HEARTBEAT

TIRED OF FEELING, NEVER ENOUGH

>YOI brought the reality of figure skating to animation. But I was in it for the love story.

From the panel with Weir

Whenever I watch a show about sport/hobby/activity it makes me want to do it.

Ice skating is shit. I tried it once and fucked up my knee for life.

Seriously user? Did you try to do jumps or something?

You're not supposed to attempt the triple lutz your first time on the ice, user.

No, I was skating normally but some faggot pushed me over and I dislocated my kneecap so badly it made a new knee in my shin. Watching YoI still gives me flashbacks of lying helplessly on the ice and screaming in agony.

no, just gay

That doesn't make ice skating shit, that makes you unlucky or stupid.

The more I skate, the more convinced I am that it's the most fun sport ever. The sort of freedom that comes with the sheer speed and mobility you develop is amazing, it's almost superhuman to be able to move around so fast, forward and backward, changing directions in a second, doing it all on one leg, etc. I can only imagine how extremely skilled skaters feel flying around.

Yes... Well, you might not learn how to skate, but you will become Gay if you are not allready. But, you will enjoy every moment of your sexual preference change.

I heard and read good things about the Johnny Weir panel. and the snippets from the interview he did with Hot topic. Here's seemed to have fun there.

I was just kidding, user. I don't actually think skating is shit.

I kekked when he said that the hates "JJ and the one who climaxes"

To be fair, I do still live in fear of hurting myself the way you did. That sounds god fucking awful.

>the one who climaxes
Johnny is cute! CUTE!

>Johnny: wants to see student overtake coach. "i'll show u vkusno… throw some tension in their relationship, and then the makeup kissing afterwards"

Is Johnny so traumatized by Chris that he can't remember his name?

>Johnny's favorite moment was realizing that all this time Viktor had loved Yuuri, because he did not expect this

I fucking wish.

Holy shit, did he say all of that, literally? Johnny is a fucking fudanshit, I love him!

Disgusting show TRIVIALIZES the best genre in the world, that is, yuri. All male cast? D I S G U S T I N G

>Johnny: "You work for the trendiest network, the crunchiest of rolls, and you call it yoy? It's yuri. on. ice."

So catty. I love him.

Is someone still a fudanshi if homo?

Nah, he's just gay user.

>staff book

百合 and ユーリ aren't the same thing you dumb fuck

can't unsee nishigori as biscum after the gook ordeal

Nishigori was raped.

That is one adorable squishy little piggy

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Johnny is an absolute riot. I want to watch yoi with him. Also what did he mean by "I've been there" what he was talking about Jizz, kek.

>the one who climaxes
kek, the Jizz hate is still going strong I see

Fencer posted her museum report:

>Victor/Yuuri: Cute, but not nearly as enjoyable as I might have liked, as Yuuri was very, very drunk the entire time and Victor was left to apologize on Yuuri’s behalf for his behavior. Not my favorite setup, but still cute for what it was worth.
>- Yuuri/Yurio: Another cute one; Yuuri was very magnanimous and complimented Yurio on his performance a lot, and Yurio was a brat, as it should be XD
>- JJ/Yurio: I had very low expectations of this, but I was pleasantly surprised! This was probably one of my overall favorites! It was HILARIOUS, with such LOL lines like, “Apologize to Canada!” from Yurio to JJ for what Yurio claimed was JJ embarrassing his homeland time and time again with this OTT self XD; He also took to breaking JJ’s fingers every time JJ broke out into his Theme Song (which was a lot). They were a fun pair to listen to, unexpectedly XD
>On Visit 2, we listened to:
>- Chris/Victor: This was…wow. Never leave these two alone together. They did nothing but egg each other on, until by the end of the audio guide, Chris was literally pole dancing with a Makkachin tissue box (let it be known he did this AT VICTOR’S BEHEST) and being quite sexually explicit with it, culminating in a cry of, “Makkachin! I’m coming…!!” We were quite scarred by the whole experience and decided to cleanse ourselves with…
>- Yuuri/Phichit: THIS WAS SO CUTE. For as scarring as Chris and Victor were, Yuuri and Phichit were just having pure, cinnamon roll fun. There was quite a bit of Phichit teasing Yuuri good-naturedly about his rings and running around going “HAPPY WEDDING!” while Yuuri flailed embarrassedly in the background and tried to get him to pipe down. My skin was clear, my crops flourished once more.

>i also don't like the guy who climaxes on the ice. that's a bit much, even though i've totally been there
ffs Weir

>These are the threads we post in.

>AND FINALLY…THE “SECRET” TRACK:

>- Victor/Victor: Yes, it was a tale of two Victors. And I suppose I should say it was seme!Victor/uke!Victor–aka a very soft, silky-voiced seductive Victor sharing a track with a happy-go-lucky “WOW! AMAZING!” heart-mouth Victor. Most of their tracks were pretty innocuous…until Track 4, wherein they trade lines back and forth: “Daisuki!” (a cutesy ‘I love you’), “Dakishimetai” (I want to hug you), “Zutto issho ni itai” (I want to be with you forever), “Kiss shitai” (I want to kiss you), “Daita ato no nukumori wasurerarenai” (I can’t forget the warmth left after embracing you [and it should be noted that the verb here is also the one used to mean 'sleeping with you/having sex with you’]–and since it was the 'seme!Victor’ saying this line, you were SUPPOSED to take it that way) and finally “Aishiteru” (a very powerful and deep and meaningful “I love you”, not to be thrown around casually). After these lines, though, came: “…….Makkachin” “Makkachin” “Makkachin!” “Makkachin…!!” Yes, Victor was throwing around words like “I want to kiss you” and “I can’t forget the warmth of embracing you” and the version of “I love you” that husbands even have trouble telling their wives because it’s so 'heavy’………to his dang dog.

She also said the same thing denki did about baldjizz sounding like they had sex

Since Sayo is a Weir fag does she know about this panel, and will someone translate this interview for her? If she reads this specific line, I wonder how she would react, and if it could actually give her inspiration. I mean, she doesn't want to disappont her biggest idol.

They never learn.

>culminating in a cry of, “Makkachin! I’m coming…!!”
I love Jizz and all but who on their right mind would think this is anything but absolutely disturbing?

>She also said the same thing denki did about baldjizz sounding like they had sex

Fencer never said that

>uke!Victor and seme!Victor
This landwhale is late, everyone knows the tracks by now.

Wait, so the whole thing is selfcest?

So he hates Chris because he is like him? sad

>Thanks to Yuri!!! on Museum, I now know both what a sex scene between Victor and Chris as well as one between Chris and Makkachin would sound like.

Bet this one made for Baldfag or yumejoshi that would like to self-insert.

We all just wait for a YoI thread to pop up, it doesn't matter what the topic is, and then we all just pile in. It's not a good practice. But here we are.

It's kinda obvious that it was when they wasted the opportunity to have both Balds talk about Pig.

it's young victor meets older victor

Yes, even the Yuri/Yuuri seems have cuter audio guide and Jizzbald have the most explicit homo.

>Chris was literally pole dancing with a Makkachin tissue box (let it be known he did this AT VICTOR’S BEHEST) and being quite sexually explicit with it, culminating in a cry of, “Makkachin! I’m coming…!!”
>Yes, Victor was throwing around words like “I want to kiss you” and “I can’t forget the warmth of embracing you” and the version of “I love you” that husbands even have trouble telling their wives because it’s so 'heavy’………to his dang dog.
I am very concerned.

What happened in that track was not meant to be serious, otherwise all the reactions would have been different.
They would never insert sexual contents if not fake and for comedy, see Nishigori and Seung Gil, we shitpost about that, and it's not canon.
The Chihoko drama opened with Yuuri moaning just to find out a few seconds later that he was throwing up. He did that later too when Victor forced Yuuri to stretch.

I'm glad I can consider this not canon

So what happened to Bald calling Pig his gold medal, or Fairy saying Bald didn't wash his hair? Did those just come out of nowhere?

she doesn't say they had sex

I really thought the secret audio was going to be a Victor/Makkchin one because of many speculations I saw around, and also because Suwabe voiced Makka too. Honestly all this Victor overdose made me want to see/hear more of Piggy next time, and possibly Otabek since he's been missing for a long time.

I dont know

Gold medal quote: doesn't exist
Fairy telling Bald to wash his hair was a Japanese pun that he twisted because he is a gaijin

Not that user, but
>sounds like
is different from really doing it

You're saying the same thing

>Fairy telling Bald to wash his hair was a Japanese pun that he twisted because he is a gaijin
What pun?

Yes, I know user. I'm just a bit bitter that they even make sexual one for self insert but Bald fat only can have cute talks.

>首を洗って待っとけ (Wash your neck) - I'm coming at you!
>Yuri said: 髪を洗って待ってろ (wash your hair, Victor)

I completely understand you user, trust me. I feel the same. I want BaldFat to get back to being that mix or yabai eros and cute romantikku like they used to be in the anime, all the extra stuff now is fragmentary cuteness with drunk Piggy. And Bald and Jizz the "otona eros" duo that hasn't even never mentioned in the anime.
This is what happens when SayoKubo aren't at the helm.

I see, now I get what JJ meant when he asked about the neck too. Thanks user.

Cause Bike's VA was on a hiatus due to a health problem. He's coming back soon, though

>This is what happens when SayoKubo aren't at the helm
I wonder... Don't they get a say at all? It's their precious characters that are being destroyed

They know it's not serious and probably just have fun with it

Burgers take this show and fandom in general waay to seriously. I guess dumblr will call this side stuff 'problamatic' kek

Probably who funded the museum bought the rights and third parties took care of the scripts of the audio guides. SayoKubo are not directly involved with the museum, they don't own the brand of Yuri!!! on Ice, therefore they have no power over certain things.

Also, they're working on what really counts, the movie. It's better that they focus all the energies on it.

Kubo did tweet in english that power and influence are two different things.

When? What was the context?

There was none, she just dropped that.

Don't I'll be able to support Yoi if they keep fucking up Baldfat like this. They're the official couple yet they always have Bald flirt with ugly Yumejos.

Calm down user, this is just side stuff. The real BaldFat will be on the movie.

I enjoyed YOI and didn't feel gay at all.