Hey Dad. Just letting you know that I'm thinking about converting to islam. I've been researching about it lately...

>Hey Dad. Just letting you know that I'm thinking about converting to islam. I've been researching about it lately. The close-knit community muslims have really appeals to me.

>Close-knit
>Literally schisms on a per-mosque basis
[daughter]

Then you're gonna love the Army, boy.

>i'm proud of you, xyr

You don't want bacon with eggs, then?

>t. Has circumcised bennis

>whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also

a little bit related

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What does this mean?

>implying I wouldn't raise my children as good muslims

I didn't raise no faggot!

I would choke the fucker out and call the priest to perform an exorcism

Son, get the fuck out of my house

"Well, we'll will have to shop for a nice truck for you son"

Nice bait thread, Muhammad. How is the preparations for the next totally-not-related-to-islam-or-terrorism-he-was-just-radicalized-recently attack on Londonistan going btw?

You are no son of mine!

>daughter

>you call yourself a muslim? You are nothing by kufar
>takes bent scimitarsl sword and pull it by his neck
>pray that allah will save you now from your faith, kufar
>kid get behaded
Problem solved

Hold on, my son

Its not close knit. They show up at the shelter all thd time.

Both of these were cheaply forged hoaxes to get Twitter on a spoiled teen bitch’s side when she had a fallout with dad over getting knocked up by her black boyfriend in college; and the fact that he was black had nothing to do with it (for the father). This was the way she found to trick SJWs and retard feminists to take her side and make life hell for her dad, which she instantly regretted when she realized it would make her life harder as well.
She issued an apology but not before managing in the process to conjure a real life situation very similar to the lie, far as her college and family life consequences were concerned.
Spoiled cunt is no different from false rape accusers.

>Well, this calls for a honor killing! See, I'm already on board.

based dad

18 AND OVER: GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE
17 AND UNDER: THE MOMENT YOU TURN 18 GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE.

>FUCKING BASED
This Father deserves more children

I'm converting with ya son. White Sharia now!

I'd tell my boy that he is talking nonsense, we already have a close-knit community here in Eastern Orthodoxy and if that is not enough I would send him to the army.

yes.
more men, need to be this.

What you cant take a few smacks you DINGUS? Nah's all good.

Hoax or not I root for the dad.