Asuka, Asuka Langley Soryu. Charmed, huh?

Asuka, Asuka Langley Soryu. Charmed, huh?

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i prefer me some ayanami

not really

Wait, this isn't me!

This guy gets it

Y-yes...

What are you stupid?

Love that anime and Asuka

Now's... My chance...

Charmed? More like hard.

...

Kimochi warui.

Nope, you're kind of a cunt. All tsun, no dere.

What are you, STUPID?!

M-Marry me?

Get that shit out of here user

There's a dere version.

See you anons keep missing the point. This is what I was going for

Look at me damn you! Look at me!

How could you forget all of her interactions with Kaji

She's a different person with Kaji.

>those perky teen tits pressed against your chest
wew

Can't be cucked by someone whose dead user

Does Kaji just have a will of Steel?

Just have a guy press his chest against you, literally the same.

Delete this

Said the guy who's never had perky teen tits pressed against his chest.

DELET

Everyone can come back from intrumentality, but she does have sex with Touji in the movie. Asuka is used goods.

>admits to being a pedofag
yuck

>he doesn't know

True love never dies!

>Eva Manga
>The gay Shinji manga
>the Reifag manga
Absolutely disgusting

>The gay Shinji manga
Staying true to the Anime then.

>the Reifag manga
She literally explodes into snow and everyone forgets her. Reifags are still butthurt about the manga to this day.

>She literally explodes into snow and everyone forgets her. Reifags are still butthurt about the manga to this day.
That's the same one where Asuka "won" by running into Shinji on a train and touching hands briefly right

CHAAAANCE

and Sadomoto said that all the girls and Kaworu's touch on Shinji had very different effects. With Kaworu breaking that barrier.

What's wrong with it? Don't like that Asuka and Shinji have a different relationship? Disgusting shipper...

I'm charmed enough to not kick her ass to the curb when she shows up at my house and tries to take over my room.

I'm a kind hearted soul, so I'd allow her to share the bed.

>immediately jumps to "DIE PEDO SCUM" conclusion

Did you never hug your female friends or relatives, user? Do you need some love?

>not wanting to hug a 13yo

>before: never have perky teen tits up against your chest?
>now: I JUST MEANT HUGGING? Jeez, user, I didn't mean it literally!
make up your mind...

14 is around the age girls stop developing so basically you're a hebephile in denial.

Uncanon manga.

That's actually very wrong

I've seen classmates when I was in high school who were kind of flat, then years later get really fucking huge. You'd be wrong.

You're wrong and this can be proven with a single search on a search engine. Either way Asuka is a very sexy young woman.

>arguing about philes while talking about Eva
Don't matter since relaxed laws in order to promote family growth post 2nd impact.
I'd do my part in order to help Asuka earn the Gold Cross of Honour of the German Mother

>very sexy
She literally has no tits or ass, Kaji has bigger tits than Asuka.

No you're wrong
>search
Systematics are wrong.

For all the bitching you niggers do about Eva and Anno and Asuka and Rei, you sure can't stop talking about them

Hey, that's your own fault for misinterpreting. you lecherous git.

>phrased it as "perky teen tits"
>calls me a lecherous git
sure thing, user-kun

Kyon-kun denwa

I'm still so attracted to this fucking girl man.
I'm fucking 10 years older than her now man this isn't how my life should be. I love bitchy women and I blame Asuka for that.
God imagine her breathlessly calling you an idiot as you cum inside.

wew the antis sure are on patrol today

b....ba.....ba......bak.......baka.....a....n....non..

Only to quote the previous user, user. I have only the purest of intentions.

The who now?

Sorry but mental disorders is not my fetish, but i am sure that you will find someone who is into that.

CHAAAAANSU

She is. Her design is top tier

>all those salty Reifags
Why are Reifaggots so salty, man? I mean, yeah, Asuka is superior and all, but why being this salty

...

I want to break down Asuka's conceited,mean exterior to reveal the girl who just wants to be loved through cuddling

More like ASSka

t h i c c

holy shit neck youre self

antis are those culturally whipped by old hags into shaming those that love genuine beauty and delicacy.

what is this filth

Asuka.

I found them last night, why they exist is beyond my comprehension.

STOP

the only good thing that came from germany

I don't get it why they made her a native German.
This scene youtu.be/CpP_IL3xA2c really breaks the immersion for me.

Do you speak german? If you dont, you cant really notice. I know i cant.
Kaji speaki english in 2.22 is so bad though.

I'm kinda against the part where instead of showing Shinji's depravity in EoE they have Asuka assault Shinji for like no reason in the hospital as soon as he walks in

Listen to an dialect of German for a bit and you'll notice. It's incredibly awkward and forced for the sole sake of exoticism.
youtube.com/watch?v=iUxp4N5YxIE

Yes, but I'm not a native speaker. But you don't really need to know German to feel that something's off with this scene. You can tell how much the VA struggles with pronouncing each word.

youtube.com/watch?v=wG7rMrVA7WY

The absolute madwoman tiffany does it again, how can slants even compete?

Barely any better.