>mention something about gums hurting to a friend
>get Sup Forums ads about gun disease later that day
>start drinking lots of water and pissing a lot
>get Sup Forums ads for bladder cancer the same day
Why the fuck is my phone listening to everything I do and reporting it to Sup Forums advertisers?
Fuck this shit, these fucking kikes have no god damn shame. Silicon Valley needs to get fucking nuked.
Really none of you other faggots have had any of this shit happen?
Or no one cares?
I think this was known for Facebook or google or something already
I use adblock as I am not a faggot.
You probably searched your symptoms up on google and then they took that and sold your shit. That's capitalism faggot, be a commie nigger somewhere else
I haven't seen an ad for years.
Install ad block you dumb fuck.
I haven't witnessed it first hand but someone at work was saying it happened to them
I've had similar exeriences, m9.
Yes it is real. Yes your phone listens to you to in order to advertise better.
In a world where everything is connected and IOT exists how do you not realise this?
Yes, they're listening to everyone. It's for your own convenience though goy.
How would we ever know what we need to shop for with out them? :^)
Get Clover fuckwad, no ads
Just wait until your phone reads your mind without you speaking out loud.
get this even your "Smart" devices listen to you.
So any thing with an internet connection listens to you.
>Your Smart Fridge?
Got em
>Your fancy new thermostat?
Got em
>Your WiFi enable Car?
Got em
>FitBit or Apple Watch?
Got em
Get an iphone. Iphone doesn't do this unless you install facebook on it.
I think it's called something like self fulfilling prophecy when you notice something and then you start seeing everywhere and your brain creates a patterb or something like that
Hey, thank God for the Fitbit, stupid government employees and NGOs use them and we can track their movements, look at the Strava heat maps, interesting stuff
>gun disease
Take it to the vet
What I kvetch about out loud also affects my porn recommendations. Clear cookies and cache to reset.
I only watch porn so they can't advertise anything to me
>kvetch
Fuck off kikel
Winner
So you don't get Black Panther ads?
You can start getting monitored, or even gang stalked for posting too much anti Israel/Jew stuff on here. I shit you not, free speech is dead friendos
tracking cookies you fucking retard, you probably googled that shit. Most browsers let you block them
>watch Jap porn in incognito
>ads are all about "hot single Asian girls want to fuck"
It's to be expected my man, just the world we live in
It's been going on for years. First it was considered like you were a schizo, and now it's common knowledge. Try talking about cat food. You'll see the results. If you really hate it, take apart your phone and pop off the microphone with a thumbtack. Or. install a switch that disables battery. Cortana is extremely hard to get rid of. If you un-intall it, Bill Gates just re-installs it seconds later. It is truly Big Sam. They even record your typing before you delete it and send it up to Facebook. That's right, your thoughts that you weren't really sure should be posted on the internet, trackable to you? They have a copy. It's fucked up, but that's the world we live in.
Drinking too much water is bad??
Brave and adblock
No, being so thirsty you need to drink that much water is bad especially with frequent urination. Not sure why OP is talking about Cancer when what he describes is one of the most common symptoms of diabetes.
?????????????
why are you pay attention to adds?
more importantly why dont you use add block?
always americans saying and doing dumb shit
i hope you get shot
yeah i'v had something similar was talking to a friend on the phone he made a reference to the sopranos then later that day my youtube feed was full of sopranos clips, yet i'v never searched for sopranos clips. It's getting harder to avoid the listening pocket jew. Could you imagine how bad it would be having an alexa in your house too.
>i hope you get shot
:(
Why are you not blocking ads?
adblock still sells your data you dumb faggot
Ublock origin is better
Fuck off shill. Google, Facebook atc absolutely target you with ads. How do you think these free services make so much money. They tell you to give permission to access your phones mic, messaging, contacts etc when you download their app. These companies know everything about you and sell the info to the highest bidders
Ublock keeps telling me it won't work on modern firefox.
Gun diseases? Skurred nao!
Will clp cure it? One of those ultrasonic baths?
They have you neo.
>wanting privacy is communist
WEW
>implying incognito mode defeats cookies
Oh my God you need to visit Sup Forums
>Why the fuck is my phone listening to everything I do and reporting it to Sup Forums advertisers?
It goes waaaaay deeper than that. Wait till you start getting ads for health conditions you didn't know you had.
tbf incognito mode isn't supposed to prevent you from being incognito to the other side tho, instead it just doesn't leave traces on your pc.
SAM HYDE IS A GAY MAN
sorry friend
just stop buying shit from large corps unless it's actually useful, stop eating fast food rubbish, stop watching jewish kikewood movies, stop allowing corps to successfully market their shit to you, stop listening to rubbish mainstream music, stop watching degn porn and fap to a cam girl or use your imagination
basically stop being a good goy
I love all the targeted ads, really helps me find shit I didn't know I needed up until that point lmao
I should really turn off blocking and see if they're trying to sell me boxes of .303, rat poison and a ticket to India.
If you computer or phone has a listening device in it that is turned on, whether by you or a listening program, then it is entirely possible that it is marketing to your supposed needs. Don't forget that it would only have to hear you once, or one of your guests if you see people and the ads could play for a long time after.
i dont have any microphone plugged in anywhere in my house. i dont have a (((((((smart phone)))))))) either and i use adblock AND ublock along with like 10 other extensions in opera. ive never had this happen, no. closest thing to it would be a song playing on pandora and when i go to search the album in duckduckgo it will be autofilled at like the 2nd letter.
you must not be very healthy.