>HOMEWORK NOW
>it's in my backpack
>I NEED TO SEE YOUR HANDS
>I have to reach in
>GET THE HOMEWORK, BUT KEEP YOUR HANDS OUTSIDE OF THE BACKPACK
>uhh... ok
*unzips the backpack*
BLAM BLAM BLAM
VERY SLOWLY TAKE OUT YOUR HOMEWORK AND PUT IT ABOVE YOUR HEAD
Remember the basics of CQC
/thread
>turn your textbooks to page 192
>finger too deep inside book
BLAM BLAM BLAM
It's going to be way worse than that OP. Trump is going to give teachers the nuclear codes.
O shiet
DAGHNAHLD DRUMPFFFFF
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KA KA KA KA KACHI DAZE
Why did this make me laugh? I shouldn't be laughing this hard.
that's big boss alright
He literally just gently pushed her...
Is this the female strenght femninists keep talking about?
good idea. better not fuck around with the teachers or they‘ll give you lead.
SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS!
SAY IT
>Z-z-y-x-v OH NO WAIT
*BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM*
nice Tenkan
hahhaaahahaha
Talking out of turn? That's a cappin'
Lookin' out the window? That's a cappin'
Staring at my sandals? That's a cappin'
Cappin' half the school football team? Oh, you better believe that's a cappin'
Kek there is legal concealed carry at my school
Can't wait to get my gun lads. If there is any homework I don't want to mark I will just shoot it LOL!
He did it in the least aggressive way, but will be ruined a girl feigning pain
Can't wait for some suicide by teacher when some nigger and/or mystery meats get uppity and get their dumbasses killed.
>give me your lunch ammo, nerf
>aww jeez billy come on I was gonna shoot that girl I like today
>did you just back talk me? this is a clear violation of the NAP and I have a right to stand my ground BLAM BLAM BLAM
she was shamed that he put her on the ground autismo
>when "how's your aim?" becomes a staple interview question
usa best
>FTW cops who get "retired" just become teachers in their "retirement" so they can keep dominating people with less power than them because they got C's in highschool and dropped out of "community" college and now they get to fuck with you AND your kids for the rest of their lives while getting away with it scott free most of the time
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE.