Rei best girl

If Sup Forumsnon becomes this pussy, what would you do? And who would you choose:the gay, Rei or the bitch?

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Mari. I want her to go beast mode in bed.

No idea, haven't watched it
I'd try not to be a pussy, I guess

OP is a toiletfucker

Ignore Rei. Fuck Asuka and Misato. Stay the hell away from the homo.

>what would you do?
Shoot Gendo, waterboard Fuyutsuki, fuck Asuka with rebar.

Teach Rei the secrets of Shibari.

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Misato obviously

I'd be going balls deep in Misato every day.

Basically:
>Start the anime
>Becomes Shinji
>you are concient what are you Shinji
>You have control of Shinji actions, and you maintain her personality, basically that of a "beta.
>Things happen as in the anime, except those who are out of Shinji's control.

>Grandma snatch that flaps in the wind

The gay, Asuka is an abusive cunt and Rei have no personnality

Good tastes.

Sorry I don't have a toilet fetish.

/lgbt/ is that way.

The gay is going to die.

Yeah, you just suck the blood, fecal matter, and mucus out of discarded women's hygenics.

Still somehow more sexually arousing than fucking a dead, deoxygenated blue fish.

In the original series they were all bad, in the Rebuilds I have to concede that Rei is indeed the best girl.

>this is the best Rei nu-males can come up with
LOL

Then why are you posting Misato? The only thing dead is the flesh in her cuntlips.

Gotta at least lead Rei on or Gendo wins.

>Having to post burgershit that you didn't even create
>Meanwhile:

Man I love destroying asukacucks just by posting images direct from the show

All eva girls are good, but she is better.

>being mind-raped by an external force is a fault in character

Ummm no sweetie

>Losing to PowerPoint is character development

Dating Asuka is like dating a more annoying, whiny and frustrating version of Shinji. Who can't cook or pretend to be a good person. I don't think I would be able to connect with Rei though. They are interesting characters but not girlfriend material.

Ummm yes faggot

>he says this while liking Rei, a shitty non-character

>Not discussing quantum physics with Rei in Japanese, German AND English.

Fucking pleb

wtf i love toilets now

>he says while liking asuka, an incompetent jobber

Once again, all we have to do is post what actually happens

in the "rebuilds" all what move is retarded, that mean, waifu material.The only waifu in the original serie is this thing

Good. Then die of syphillis, hepatitis, herpes, and AIDS

Rei jobs pretty hard to Asuka though

Does Rei have any feats?
Does anyone have more than two angel kills asides from Yui?

Rei is ugly

>Humiliated Asuka during training
>Humiliated Asuka during blackout
>Humiliated Asuka during Arael
>Saved Asuka during Armisael

Asuka meanwhile:
>Jobs during Israfael
>Jobs during Magama Diver
>Jobs during Zeruel
>Jobs during Arael. AND LOSES TO POWERPOINT
>Jobs to Armisael.

Being Asuka is failure.

>being Asuka is failure
Yeah it's almost like you didn't watch the show just like sparknoted it. Everything in her life is shitty

Asuka humiliates Rei and Reicucks by being a better character
Nice reddit spacing reicuck

The real "best girl" on NGE

Statistically speaking, Reifags are more likely to die a premature death out of everyone here.

BWAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Asuka was born to rich, intelligent professors
Was trained from birth to be an expert pilot
Was a famous celebrity in the Caliphate of Germany
Was given the easiest Evangelion to pilot
Had the easiest childhood of the three
Never works for anything, doesn't even clean up after her filthy self

Yet she performs the absolute worst out of the three

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Look, they are happy.

Rei literally eats Asuka's shit, though.

Statistically speaking, Asukafags are more likely to become literal emasculated cuckolds out of everyone here.

Canon too.

>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the point where I cannot determine if this is extreme shitposting or autism

Since you're too stupid to know the difference, why worry?

Toiletfag seething ITT

The only who gives happiness to Shinji in the anime.

Asukafags getting blown the fuck out ITT.

Do you seriously just live to shitpost in Eva threads? I see you post the same exact shit with the same exact formatting.

Misato has not been a good "mother" but also gave "happiness" to Shinji.
That mean:the gay and the "slut" are the best to Shinji.

See