Would you an alcoholic?

Would you an alcoholic?

I would anything that at least pretended to care about me.

We care about you.

I mean, I wanted to fuck Cana the moment I first saw her in Fairy Tail and she remained my favorite girl since then, so yes.

This is enough to give someone the shakes.

>Will probably get Korsakov one day
Yeah....nah.

Misery desires company

I'd pump and dump one. Best not to get involved with their issues.

Would remind me of my mother too much, so no.

>>Tsingtao beer
I am told that's what you drink to become sober again

I don't doubt that I would.

if you like the smell of pukes then yeah.

She's got like a fully stocked girly drink bar going there, some cointreau, calvados, drambuie, campari, several forms of brandy, etc. Primarily all liqueurs instead of anything hard.

Of course. I like a girl that shares my interests. Also alcoholics have bad judgement, don't like to leave the house and like to do weird shit. It's perfect
perfect girl IMO

She's quite lush-is.

Just wondering, what's on her legs?

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Looks like she's wearing shorts with leggings underneath.

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Chinese beer? Dumped

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I would absolutely wait until she's passed out and have my with with all her holes

>I guess you could say that compared to men, women are hole-ier-than-thou

yeah? what about it? I am chinese american and i hate the chinese. Yes I hate them. I hate the government and any chinese products. Free Hong Kong free Tibet.

No. And I especially wouldn't characters who are in essence trivializing a dangerous and destructive illness.

Idols make everything better.

How sex with a drunk woman feels like?

Intoxicating.

Never under the influence.

Depends, my dude. Some are absolute freaks while some just dead fish the whole time. If you're in college, sorority chicks are the best. Just don't date them.

Sloppy

Sure.

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No since I have a PTSD for mostly anything regarding alcohol and its effects on the user

wait so who is this???

Only if voiced by hayamin

The only way I can make women interested in me.

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As a sunday alcoholic myself, sure. Just as long as she can hold her liquor.

isn't iqdb and google search integrated into Sup Forums now?

Slap her and tell her that she wasted her life? Yes.

>some just dead fish the whole time
God, how I hate those bitches.

>Would you an alcoholic?

I wouldn't anything else.

Yes, but I wouldn't take responsibility.

Stop talking about actual real life sex you fucking normies!

Would a cake be a good wife and mother to our daughter?

Probably not. It would get old fast.

I absolutely agree with you. I'm Russian who lived in China for a while, and Chinese are the worst (apart from some Kazakhs and bydlo). Koreans are the best, drinking with them is cool, sadly they have shit taste in beer. Japs are mostly autismos, but some of them are cool

There is nothing wrong with sharing fantasies with anons.

>we
Speak for yourself you cocksucking faggot.

Maybe. Can you give me a short description of her personality?

Most women are alcoholics

I'm going to marry this alcoholic!

he is just trying to be nice you shitfucking contrarian

>ywn get shitfaced with a cute anime cake and come home for some comfy platonic spooning before passing out

now now there is enough user for both of you don't fight like this

only if she doesn't KYAAAAA after she drinks something

It's a PFAAAAH not a KYAAAAAA

whatever

It's really not as great as you might think.

>doubling my beer budget
no

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The only CG who can sing thanks to hayamin

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Never. I've seen enough of that in my shitty family.

Well he's in the wrong place for that and so are you.

Best alcoholic.

I want to go for after-work drinks with an OL.

I would, but she'll still be a cake at the next morning.

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Anyone saying yes hasn't dealt with a real alcoholic woman in their lives

its 2D alcoholics, but yea youre right.

2d!=3d but there is a difference between someone who drinks a lot and an alchoholic.

If she's always drunk then you're literally raping her every time you have sex.

They're safe these days, though. It's the Year of the Noodle.

>Would you an alcoholic?
Only if she is pure.

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2D women are pure by default. They probably itch the ditch frequently, though.

what a beautiful lady...! oh my.... *adjusts collar*

As long as they don't smoke

What if they smoke Producer?

>she'll still be a cake at the next morning.
I fail to see the problem.

Are you the guy who wrote that long story about working in the steel industry and how the Chinese are horrible, lying, greedy bastards?

What about Taiwanese?

No way

Alcoholics seem fine in 2D, especially when theyre designed as waifus but reality aint like that. Sure, Misato seems like fun but after you get enough of her antics shes just extra baggage on you.

Never go for an alcoholic

>2D
That's exactly the topic, user-kun.

Back off, KWSM is mine.

>you will never get shitfaced with idols
Why even live

Fuck her? Sure. That would be a blast.

Seek a relationship? Absolutely not. I'm trying really hard to remove alcohol from my long list of vices.

Relax. There's plenty of KWSM for everyone.

I cant 2D

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I want to go out and eat and drink with this light drinker!

I'm finnish, so alcoholic is pretty much normal for me.

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Yes.
I hope she's into rum though
I don't want a skank that gets drunk off beer.

Agreed