Boruto: Naruto Gaiden

What a wild ride are the Uchihas! Discuss.

God mother fuck- I fucking know it was coming but I still lost all my shit.
Anyone has a webm of that scene?

> I am an avenger. I will kill my brother for what he did to my clan.
> I am an avenger. I will destroy konohagakure village for what they did to my brother.
> I am an avenger. I will kill the five kages for... wait what was I doing again?

Killing your best friend because you are an avenger (idiot)

I'll never stop loving the fact, that Orochimaru, who among other things killed 59 kids in order to produce Yamato, gets a free pass after the war, and even has a lab and everything

I really like everything about the uchihas desu

Dying every once in a while just refreshes the spirit

It's amazing how many people took a bullet for Naruto
>His Parents
>Iruka
>Sauce
>Hinata
>Neji
>Obito

Find me and follow me through corridors, refectories and files
You must follow me, leave this academic factory
You will find me in the matinee
The dark of the matinee
It's better in the matinee
The dark of the matinee is mine
Yes it's mine

he attac
and
he protec
as well

don't be a dumbass

So what's the timeline look like, for someone who never finished shippuden, did sauske fuck karin while married to sakura or?

Well, it's not like killing him works. The only thing that does is guarantee that you don't know where he is.

Sasuke was raped.

Nah, Sasuke made Sarada with Sakura, people just like memeing.

Why does Sarada look somewhat cute in some scenes but looks like a man in others?

sakura is gonna get cucked

i made this

Wasn't he put into some magical jar that he could never get out of?

any mangafags can confirm that sakura is 100% sarada's mom?

Yeah.

We can't, it was left ambiguous. The only proof we have is that Karin said so.

And he is?

She is, you could say it's ambiguous but it would just be a stretch.

Do we know what arc will be after these fillers? Hopefully Sarada's screentime is dramatically reduced because it's clear everyone sees Sumire as the true third member of the team.

>Everyone
>My fanfiction and me
Chill there Sumirefag

The boruto movie perhaps.

I am sure this is bait, but I do want to see more Sumire.

sumire is trash and sarada has got lot more potential because of sharingan and naruto is willing to teach her

Before the movie they still have to graduate, form teams, and go on genin missions.

Now this is fanfic. Naruto barely has any free time, Sarada won't get shit from him.

Teach her what? The rasengan? Kage bunshin?
Sage mode is supposedly super hard to master not even Orochimaru, Jiraiya or Minato could get it perfect. A half-breed Uchiha won't be able to do that. The only thing Sarada has is her eyes and whatever her mom can teach her. I don't see how can Naruto be her teacher.

If Naruto somehow discovers time to train Sarada after its been made clear he barely has time to do anything but work, then this series is bullshit.

Something like the Zabuza arc would be nice. I don't want to watch silly fillers of them catching dogs or cats.

>my taste is trash
FTFY

This. Furthermore everything seems to indicate that Sarada's genes and talent are not good. Sasuke had an actual traumatic childhood and his eyesight wasn't worsening just from having one tomoe. And she doesn't seem to be gifted in chakra control, ninjutsu or anything.

Considering how much irrelevant bullshit he does with his clones, I imagine he could do it if he saw it as important task, but I still don't think he would really teach her. Even though she's going to follow his path of hokage, it doesn't mean she's going to learn his techniques specifically. She does have tremendous potential for storytelling with her sharingan, but I highly doubt Sasuke would teach her. The way I'd write it would be for Orochimaru or Kabuto to edo tensei one of her fun ancestors: Itachi, Obito, or Madara, and have one of them teach her in secret from Naruto and Sasuke.

So she's a bit like Obito? Despite being a member of the Uchiha clan, she has to work hard to accomplish her goals and has at least one teammate who's more gifted then she is. It could be interesting so long as she doesn't go down the same road as Obito. There's a lot of potential for her.

Didn't Sarada had a secret teacher?

I remember hearing something like that, but not sure if anything was confirmed or whether it even came from any of the creators.

It was just a mistranslation, she was referring to Shino.

>Discuss.
Why did sardo have bloody tear streaks, but normal tears?

So.. the cuckening finally happened. Does it live up to our expectations?

Boiling tears maybe. The Uchiha genes are a mysterious thing.

So can Sasooke deactivate his Rrinnegan and what exactly does it do besides letting him swap places with shit? Seems pretty fucking underpowered compared to whenever everyone else has one.

No because they left ambiguity caused by sardo's retardation. The umbilical cordhas the genes of the child, so all they did was test sardo's dna against sardo's dna.
As it stands, every possibility is still legitimate.

Personally, as much as I would like to see cuckura suffer, I favor sardo not being her daughter for a different reason. Because then it makes the bort and sardo keikaku stronger.
The goal is to mix senju, uchiha, and hyuga, so adding mutt into the mix is undesirable. The ratio can always be fine tuned by having sardo have about 15 kids.

He can't deactivate it, his tomoe disappears but the rinnegan is still active. He has all of the rinnegan movesets that pain had and he can travel through dimensions too. When his tomoe disappears only the sharingan skills are affected I guess.

>adding crazy genes
just why?

Uchihas won't be dissapearing from this series, so there is no way that Boruto and Sarada will end together anyway. The Uchiha clan is iconic for this series, they won't end it just like that.

Because otherwise space ninja genes are missing.

It's probably Obito who managed to use a last minute asspull soul transfer to possess someone else's body. He's going to make Sarada surpass Sasuke by gifting her both his mangekyo to her so she can use the Kamui Susanoo.

>keikaku
Ok, what if grandpa hyuga has written off bort as a failure and instead plans to use hiragana as a sow for saucette?

It's not like an UchihaxSenju kid would be equal to Kaguya anyway. Naruto barely had any direct connection to Ashura and he became his reincarnation with all his powers and more.

>cuckura
Her name is Sakura.

But its not just that, its reuniting all the branches of her offspring.
It would be like if hagoromo or the other one was a girl and then they had a child with each other.
You're not going to get pure space ninja, but you're going to get the closest that humans can get.

>Her name is Sakura.
That's just a nickname. Kinda like bushy brows.

This ride has been a lot less entertaining the second time around.

I would take actual filler over this or a movie rehash.

Why was Tsunade in Shin's genes ramble, but not Sasuke?

Sasooke was never hokaje. Shin respects itachi who respected the leaf and the hokaje.

>Shin's genes ramble
Because she's the granddaughter of Hashirama?

But she's a jobber.

If he has all the skills that pain had why doesn't he use any of them? Is he retarded?

But he used them after the fight with Kaguya.
I don't see why would he use them against Shin unless you want him to destroy everything.

>Naruhina get multiple scenes/episodes/a fucking movie dedicated to their relationship pre-Bort
>the new series still gives the ship's fans plenty of pandering moments showing what a loving family they have
>While adapting the most hilariously poorly written manga arc in recent memory, SP doesn't take the opportunity to make Sasusaku seem less shitty and dysfunctional
>let's shove in some Chouchou filler though

I almost feel bad for SS fans.

Which paths did he use against Kaguya?

Kishi said that all the child of Sarada and Boruto would get is a sharingan in one eye and a byakugan in the other though. Their child wouldn't be automatically Hagoromo. If Naruto not being directly part of a special clan like the Senjus means anything it's that Boruto's kid with any other girl could be the reincarnation of Kaguya without the need of Uchiha blood.

But user, bort is a faggot.

I said after. He used the one that lets him absorb chakra (last battle with naruto), the shinra tensei with the team 7 and chibaku tensei to trap the 9 bijuu.

>rewatching entire Naruto without fillers
>last episode Naruto makes friends with Kurama and unlocks his seal
>instantly deflects 5 bijuudama with one swing of his chakra
>badass music plays
>N-NANI? SUCH CHIKARA?!!?!?
>hype as fuck

>rewatch last Boruto episode
>Naruto activates the cloak (which is now full Kyuubi instead of half) and six paths sage mode
>it's fucking lame, does nothing and gets stabbed in stomach while his cloak runs out

Boruto was a mistake

*Gaiden is a mistake. This is all Kishi's fault.

Naruto can't use his sage of six paths mode anymore

>Mauryposting during the gaiden was the most fun I've had on Sup Forums in years
>this cliffhanger was a comedic masterpiece
>Meanwhile the anime adapts the sequence in the flattest way possible with no buildup or impact and it's over exactly one minute after Salad approaches Suigetsu
I expect nothing and I'm still let down.

If there is one good thing about this fucking arc is that it's almost over. Hopefully they will drop the Uchiha drama for a good while. Nothing good ever comes from this shit.

Don't. They deserve 99.9% of all the crap they get.

wait, what?

I know it's a game screenshot, but it's the same design as the bort movie so whatever. Look at the eyes and lack of eyeshadow. Holy shit it's been literal years why are people still making this mistake? It's the "were they in super saiyan or super saiyan 2" of this series

It's amazing, I don't know how anyone takes this show seriously anymore, it's hilarious. I mean fuck why not, give him a kid!

He said sage of 6 path, not sage. Sage of six path power utilizes gedou dama and Naruto doesn't have them.

When do we see her become a jailbait pornstar?

Never. An organ girl is more like to do that.

>Naruto can't use his sage of six paths mode anymore
No evidence for this other than Naruto losing the truth seeking orbs, which he can't replicate by himself. Also, the moment where Naruto deflected a bunch of Bijuu bombs that user was talking about happened right after Naruto learnt perfect Kyuubi chakra mode, it had nothing to do with the sage powerup. This Shin business is bullshit anyway, since we know he couldn't actually kill Naruto.

Orphan* likely*

But the orphan girl is actually prim and proper, and has actual talent so she can live off as a ninja pretty leisurely. The jobber is the one in danger.

Which is bullshit

>Hagoromo: "Here kids take some of my power since my mistake last time was leaving it all in the hands of one son instead of both, the blonde one gets 6 Paths Sage Mode and the edgy one gets a Rinnegan"
>Naruto can't 6 Paths Sage mode anymore
>Sauce still has the fucking Rinnegan

Rikudou Sennin everybody! 1000 years and still fucking being an impartial dad up

Is there even a more evil character in the franchise than Part 1 Orochimaru?

here, this is also six paths sage mode. it has nothing to do with the gudoudama, that's an expendable resource they get when they achieve it, when you're dumb like naruto and waste them they don't grow back. the very first time he used six paths sage mode to throw the lava rasenshuriken and kick madara's ball, he had no gudoudama, and he wasn't even glowing

any variances in the form right now are because it's been years, he has both halves of kurama now, and because he's wearing different clothes. just wearing different clothes was enough to give him like three visually different forms between gaiden and the bort movie depending on if he was wearing a cape or if his shirt was open or not

Tony the tiger.
How much a sucmmy lad do you have to be to trick an autistic child?

Except that Salad is the one with daddy issues who dresses like a prostitute

for comparison, the lesser form he used in the last

Only part of him. He's sneaky like that.

So does he have the power or not from sage?

Dem genes are messed up

>implying
You've seen how she dresses.

Aren't the eyes on Shin and his clones cloned from Itachi's? Can't Sarada avoid the whole blindness thing by just get eyes transferred from them?

The Queen and the Princess. So beautiful.

Yeah he's gonna have ass babies with Mistsuki. Daddy Orochi will rig it up for them I'm sure.

touching truthseeking balls was the main ability he got directly from the sage, being the psuedo ten tails jinchuuriki is just a thing he was even without the gift after receiving portions of the one and eight tails.

in the last, toneri creates a sword out of truth seeking orbs, and naruto both eats it to the face and directly shoves his hand down it without getting vaporized by its antimatter property

Mitsuki is gonna have babies with mommy Orochi obviously

I don't see any royalty in that pic

Maybe, but Madara and Sasuke as only EMS users got their eyes from direct siblings. However there's unknown possibilities if Sarada continues to awaken her sharingan powers from love instead of loss like all previous Uchiha did, maybe it'll work differently.

You can't rape your cum dumpster.
At least learn the doujin lore, that way you won't be title shitposting.

Queen Cuck teaches her little hellspawn how to be a doormat for men who don't give a shit about them. Beautiful.