It's time to confess

Confess to sins you have done.

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i replied to a shit thread

I'm 37. I'm after a 24 year old. Is that wrong?

I have diligently and willfully poisoned myself, every single day of my life, for about 20 years now.

no

I'm a cougar.... He's 24, I am 37. He's my Aunt's divorced husband's step son

soy

Soy??? Who, me? Nigga please, I'm an Alpha girl. He's an Alpha male

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Kek

Alpha girl? Lmao

I've never seen a vagina. I'm actually not ugly, short or fat I'm just a pussy

You're lying. You've surely looked at yourself in a mirror.

I masturbate 4 times a day over the same girl

I masturbate 5 times a day at minimum. But I guess thats normal on Sup Forums.

I jerk off to clown goblin women

I've masturbated 4-5 times each day for past 3 years. I dunno but I just don't have any control and no girl wants to have sex with me.

I had sex with my white wife in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation.

Your mom.

I'm 30, got myself a worthless bachelor's degree, have never had a half decent job, and I'm stuck living with my parents with no end in sight. I relish an opportunity to strike back when I can.

I tried to report my neighbor for out of state registration violation, but the website seems to be malfunctioning. I'm going to call the non emergency CHP hotline on Monday.

He's a rich doctor, and has his vehicle (a BMW M4) registered in Arizona even though he has daily driven the car in California for the last 2 months. He has a duaghter or step daughter living in Arizona and possibly some property there too.

I normally wouldn't care about things like this but he also has a noisy as fuck exhaust that's probably aftermarket and violating our emissions regulations too.

It's just not right that I have pay expensive registration and stress out about smog checks every two years because I have a 20 year old truck, while this rich fuck flouts the law.

This sort of thing really energizes me for some reason. The last time I felt like this was when I was working on a political campaign to recall a state senator that voted for higher gas taxes and to make California a sanctuary state.

I've made immense progress towards self-improvement in the last year than I have in my entire life, but I still get depressed as fuck and go through spells of wasting time and not doing things that make me happy or bring me closer to personal goals.

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>alpha girl
>single in late 30s
>childless in late 30s
>calling yourself an "alpha female" on Sup Forums
>going after some kid whose going to ditch you when a younger girl comes around
Post tits slut, I want to see if you're really worth anyone's time to fuck

I'm turned on by incest, ephebophilia, transexuality, and homosexuality.

If you got out of Cali you may start feeling a bit better.

Nope.
>half your age plus 7

You're good

I voted for Hillary...
I regret doing it so much

i went back in time to talk to hitler to gain information on how to commence the Fourth Reich.

i robbed a house to pay for a fine i couldnt make myself. i at least did my best to try and take nothing that couldnt be replaced

I've been easy on the "liberals" and "progressives" around me.

what is wrong with you? what happened to you as a child to make you into that shit? too much porn? i could never even watch striaght porn cause i didnt want to look at another dick

I used to do the soyboi open mouth thing for a smile because I was self conscious about my smile.

I L O V E pegging, and femdom in general.

I do a crooked smile because I thought I was cool.
Now i actually have a crooked smile.

HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE GURL HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS GURL PUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET

Lmao. I used to try keeping an angry neutral face when I was ~13 to 16 cause I thought it made me look hard and it took me ages to stop looking like a perpetually salty cunt.

I spend too much time on Sup Forums.

I'm gay but I am afraid of falling into a hole of degeneracy so I just deal with being alone.

Brother?

Fucking sauce? That pic's my fetish (seriously).

im still a soy neet at 21 with no future in life and i do nothing but play video games and fap all day

Definitely long time porn use combined with life situations. I need help but next time respect the confess thread no judgement here.

I don't take Sup Forums seriously. At all. I just think people use this place to shit post and bait.

Found the dropout.

One time I mopped the floors of the bathroom at work using toilet water.

I fell for the porn meme, started with regular women, then trannies and then twinks. I've slept with 5 guys and am trying to reverse the path I went on, so I currently jerk off to trannies. I noticed in order for me to jerk off to something there has to be novelty to it, with straight it's usually asian or public outside videos.

that's normal for pajeets

I stuck my finger up my butt and made a girl smell it once, lord please forgive me for I have sinned

i actually have a nintendo switch

i cant read all that but here's a (you) for the effort

I Killed a dog when I was young

Was it a pitbull or some other awful breed, at least?

She was hurt (dying) and was lost in the forest, She was a Mutt?

I stole 2 pieces of candy worth 10 pennies when I was 7 years old.

will there be manhood trial hunting a bobcat talking to hitler spirit-tripping in the ethnostate

Wouldn't really call that a sin, then. Sounds pretty merciful.

I confess to no man

Underrated

I've had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection. I tried to let them keep some modesty but my colleagues didn't.

I fap to human male on furry female porn.

Between 1993 and 2005 I killed 37 people in the pacific northwest. Whew, glad to finally admit that.

I always feared, and still fear she could've lived if I'd done noting.

t.

I cleaned cum with my sister clothes

Used to want communism in america

I am running for president in these corrupt elections of ours.

Stop fucking jerkin it!

Ja cheirou as calcinhas dela?

I drank chocolate soy milk today

No that's disgusting

I vowed to give up masturbating for lent.

I broke my promise a few hours ago.

It was the send time I've done so so far.

I don't have a sibling, so I have a hard time imagining how I could not be attracted to a hot sister. Is it really that gross to think about having sex with them? Even if they're a solid 10/10?

i've fucked my half sister

When I was very young i allowed a guy to pee on me.

I got a blowjob from a man after nofapping for two weeks. Now I'm afraid is getting aids.

i'm italian

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect

it's okay if you only went half way in, not balls deep stuff

Every poster with Nazi flag is Indian

> Flag Checks out

stfu nigger

no, it was all kinds of sexual exploration. it went on for about a year, every time i went to visit my dad. i wonder if she's ever told anyone about it, its like 12-13 years ago now...

Why did you think that was an insult?

No.
>But there will be an Ethnostate in America within the next 15 years.
>majority of blacks left to Africa to set up their own Ethnostate
>muslims got kicked out enmass, back to their shithole countries
>National Socialism, with the White man's Constitution being the foundation, will be America's political policies
>North Korea and South Korea reunify 5 years before White American Ethnostate is achieved

I'm racist but that's not a sin according to the only laws that matter, Gods

I remember one of my mates got shitty as fuck with his dad when he started dating his girlfriends mother. I thought it was funny as fuck because we kept telling him to stop fucking his step sister

ameriniggers think they're the successors to rome

What a joke

tits or gtfo fatty

Are you of good blood? Then it doesn't matter. Produce strong sons to conquer our enemies.

I raped this roastie while she was staying at my house after her dad got arrested for beating her.

Oh well, in that case, it's kind of weird, but if you're still fertile then I approve.

You're unnecessarily angry and confused. Take a nap, Giuseppe.

kek which relationship lasted longer?

My name is tim, shitskin cuck.

>This fucking dago
>Thinking Rome is in the same league
I love Rome but it seems you are the comedian tonight

You were young and it was probably too late anyways.

come to staten island and get your stomach smashed in by my steel bat, nigger

I'll be waiting.

no it's not.

youtu.be/8mGSBKNXscQ

are you saying these Indians are Nazis or just that they're larping?

You seem brain damaged. Do you do a lot of contact sports? Ever hear of CTE?

fuck off before I do something you won't walk away from