This is Astolfo. He's a male heterosexual Christian boy who has a dick

This is Astolfo. He's a male heterosexual Christian boy who has a dick.

Say something nice about him!

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>has a dick.
where? no fanart please

You can't show that on a Christian imageboard, user-kun.

He has my dick

He's too pointy. Needs to take off that fluffy thing around his neck, needs a haircut, needs less pointy eyelashes, needs to remove his fang.

This is his boss Charlemagne, he looks like he stepped out of a Tales game and Astolfo though of him as an idiot

Somehow him and band of fuccboi managed to unite all of Western Europe as an empire

He's not very attractive.

>He's a male
>Christian boy
>has a dick
Why did you say he has a dick three times?

He can solo Goetia.

He has a nice haircut

Astolfo is as much a male as Saber is

It's a very important dick.

A lot of servants can solo Goetia because bosses stop attacking after everyone is dead but ignore Guts activating, combine this with Evade and the fact that Goetia hits so many times even Astolfo with his shit NP Gain can quickly recover to full

It's really more a game of outdamaging the boss before you run out of revives and he kills you

does he mean we will see more Astolfo in Fate?

is there a tumor on his lip?

Astolfo is an easy add to Extella Link since his VA already voices Elizabeth Bathory. Don't except anything other than a side-story at best.

Suppose to be a cute fang, but the artists made it skin colored for some reason

He's also my super cool husband.

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>that one doujin where Astolfo has passionate casual heterosexual sex with D'Eon.
Stuff of legends, that.

>in the missionary position

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Fuck. I never thought I'd say this but I actually would have preferred another Saberclone.

>Facebook filename

Not only he looks like a generic LN protagonist but those armored legs are just dumb. Why are they so heavy armored while everything else is light? It looks dumb as fuck.

>Autism

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>Astolfo had permission to go anyhow he liked
>both turned out happy in the end

He looks like Sorey going through his emo phase.

>heterosexual

False, he took Roland's dick up his butt. That's what the skirt is for.

How does that make him bot hetero?

She can blow my hard dick anytime.

>Apocrypha gave him a cuckolding fetish

Just like his female version.

He also wants the dick inside him.

>Gudako will now take the Astolfo for his own! Or will he?

Gudao, you dolt.

it's not gay

I'm not a gay, but i wanna dick inside him.

Does Sanson know they've been stealing his eyeliner?

>Christian boy
>dick
Not all christian boys had dicks.
Pastors would sometimes cut the choir kids' willy so they could conserv their angelic voice (and incidentaly their boypussy and shota attribute) forever

No. In western castration, they just cut off the balls. Chinese castration is where they chop the dick off too.

Hold up, are you telling me medieval priests enjoyed the feminine dick?

Best kind of castration desu.

He has a good fat-burning regimen but he needs to stop skipping leg-day.

They had traps with no balls to put their dick into.

>getting an erection with no androgen
You're not gonna be 'enjoying' that kind of dick at all unless you've figured out how to play pool with a rope.

I'm not into traps, but I thought feminine dicks didn't get hard. Don't gay people enjoy seeing it flapping around?

>heterosexual
Not after I'm done with him.

>Thread about Charlemagne's Paladin
>"Hold up, are you telling me medieval priests enjoyed the feminine dick?"
How did this happen?

QUALITY Face of Astolfo.

He's got a pretty slim waist. Put a wig on him and you could have another Astolfo

Sup Forums.

Here kitty.

Literally Gudao with Gawain's sword.

She is a girl (male) and also my wife

why is he called rider of black

Because he is the Rider-class servant on the black team in the great grail war.

>She

I think I'm in love with Assassin, how do I win her heart?

Where is my doujin of this?

Sneak attack in the rear, with a short knobbed dagger and deadly milky poison.

where do you think you are boyo
also the penis makes it all the better

lol dicklet

TRANSLATE IT WEEBS!!

>Assassin
>Is more of a caster than Caster
What's Shakespeare's purpose

Shakespeare was a mistake, like Seig giving away his heart. If they knew he was going to do that they probs would have tried getting another servant with saber added on the whatever class they already had.

Buff priest Shirou not that he need it and mind break other Servants.

to see it all

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Imagine if he was trying to summon macbeth or hamlet as a saber, didn't know that mordred was summoned and got stuck with that annoying faggot

For what reason would a boy need suspenders for?

Astolfo alter when?
Medb bullying Astolfo's dick when?

I wanna sniff her boipussy

Makes him look more girly, a little too girly.

Shakespeare's original Master is described as a bibliophile in material and the manga, she was definitely going for Shakes.

>trap pantyshots
>garters on top of it
I can't express how much I like this

What's her appeal? Why did Astolfo win best girl of the summer season?

She has a cock.

Her penis.

He and Seig dicked a holy woman and then he was dicked and then he gave the dick. Happy 3-some.

her dick

>a crossdressing holy paladin having gay sex with a boy in front of a virgin saint dressed like a slut
Saint Peter is rolling in his grave right now.

What the fuck, I have the same hair as him. I'm going grey too (currently at about 25%), so that's yet another similarity I share with him.
Maybe I should bulk up and become a knight.

>fate self inserts are literal cucks
Makes you think

>Legit fantastic design for a girl
>Honorable, kind, and energetic
>Penis

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These are great.

Welcome to Japan logic along with the 'Were not gay honest we just want to fuck this boy because he's cute' crowd.

It's not just the slim waist, his b/w/h is pretty fucking ridiculous for a man and even more femininely sexual than some of the girls.
Better question, why would he need pantyhose? Surely he's not wearing panties under those booty shorts, right?

He's a paladin. They are always good.

In the anime too

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Put his pants on astolfo and i'll like it

I love when this happens.