Please Fucking Nuke Us

Worst fucking government in the world.

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All in good time, gook

Tell me more, we have Nukes and Poo Nukes, might ease your pain.

Can't somebody help this poor man, can't somebody give him what he wants and needs

Oh thank god it's you, Japan. You're just who we need.

How did you get Internet?

You English teachers are funny

>worst government
Hold my bear

>Worst government
You're not Sweden

I'm actually just Korean not an English teacher.

What's wrong Kim?

I pay 2$/28 days for 1.5 GB 4G data/day as prepaid recharge and unlimited National calls per day.
How's things at your place?

Not so fast, Kim

Lol. No, you don't.
I miss you.

Why don't we just let North Korea invade and conquer you in return for giving up their long range missiles?

Sounds like a fair trade

What do you need baby? And call me Oppa, nigguh

I'll trade you citizenship anyday. Spent a few months in Korea, not enough to know all of its political workings but fuck me it was way better than here.

I agree, you're more likely to be SJWs and feminists in your shithole compared to China and Japan.

uhhh dude were getting weed this year

Have a look.

Prime membership is a one time payment of 1.5$/year.

Why Are Koreans okay with your cuck president sucking the fatman’s dick every moment since he got elected?
Our prime minster is sucking the capitalists’ dicks but at least he is sucking Japanese dicks.

While I do have a bong sitting next to me and not a British cuck.. I'd rather not get Allahu Ackbared while high. Much rather eat cheaper delicious food, drink cheaper better alcohol. Plus Koreans are super chill. They don't ever bother you or even approach unless you look like you need help. They mind their own business and are extremely polite from my small 4 month experience anyway.

Red pill us on the faerie cult, is that shit for real ?

>not falling for Kim's charm

No see I used to think that too. This place is exciting, fun, super advanced technologically, and lots of things feel very convenient and free and advanced in ways that just don't exist in the US and Canada (like having your groceries delivered to your door a few hours later for free, etc.) but the government is complete shit. You have no freedom of speech, no privacy, nothing. You have no fucking rights. You will obey your fucking government if you want access to anything and you will suck the dick of every bank you come in contact with or else.

Thought''s on the "Korean Federation" reunification plan?

Is this about crypto user

asians tend to form collectivist societies

Remember that nice big dicking you gave Japan-sama like 70 years ago? Kim-oppas been a bad man up north and we need the same "punishment" down here to cleanse this place. Please 미국-oppa

How have you sucked bank cocks?
How is your privacy affected?

>Make $10/month
>Spend huge amount on pooposting uplink.

Your plan is shit. Your speeds are shit. You are literally surrounded by shit.

The fact that every """person""" from India doesn't commit suicide out of humiliation is a genetic abnormality that will be studied for generations.

Suck that american cock, slave.

Well that would be shitty. But how so? I mean I was a foreigner so obviously most that went unnoticed to me. In what way did they limit your freedom of speech? Genuinely curious about this. I legit planned on going back for another 6 months to a year when possible.

This is like 50% about my bank calling my wife to ask where my crypto money came from and 50% about the government reading my emails and monitoring every word I write on the Internet.

Most young South Koreans disagree with reunification

Kek
I'm at University. The downloading speed is 3-4 MBPS.
And Atleast I'm not la creatura. That keeps me going.

Did you cash out or do they just have complete control over bithumb and okex?

Have faith Kim, remember you overcame dictatorship and a feminist cult president. You must fight now for freedom

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LOCK HER UP

checked! numbers don't lie

His new president’s a literal cuck for Kim’s fat cock.
Why do Koreans support him seriously?
Just come to Japan if you hate your country, but I bet this place is not any better.

Both. And I use Coinone which is even more cucked.
>Have to throw away your garbage in expensive government-approved trash bags.

That's not really a problem though. The problem is that Koreans are palpably afraid of their governments in ways Americans are not, and they will let their government destroy any rights they might have had because
>Nobody would actually do that though, so a law saying they can't really isn't necessary user
American Republicans scream and run from this kind of thought. They lose their minds and they're right to do so. Koreans are so goddamn emotional and over-reactive to everything
>OH THE GOVERNMENT SAID IT'S ILLEGAL?? I DON'T WANT TO BE A CRIMINAL HERE'S ALL MY INFORMATION HISTORY DNA URINE SAMPLE THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BUY CELL PHONE SERVICE MR. LEE
Such a beautiful country wasted on such useless people.

>I bet this place is not any better
Bet you don't need a VPN to access Sup Forums sometimes. Yeah.

Park Geun hye is corrupt and did nothing during the Sewol Ferry Tragedy so of course people would vote for the opposition.

and don't trust him, there are North Koreans in Japan

>His new president’s a literal cuck for Kim’s fat cock.
>Why do Koreans support him seriously?
Probably they don't want to fight a war for the Americans.

Not so fast, homie

B-but I'm just about to move there to work in my uncles company

Biggest complaint when I was there. Having to use a vpn to get to porn. Can get around it was just annoying.

Bitch please

Search this:
North Korea Doesn't Exist

Yeah that's just an indicator of what it's like when you actually try to do or buy anything significant here.

Were the japs right all along?

>Worst fucking government in the world

Pepsi doesn't have a goverment, silly

What do you think about megalia?

Are they the future of Korea?

Am I going to get v& now?
Yes

I hate this country so goddamn much.

Shut up SLANT EYE IMPERIALIST DOGS!

The only think your nation can understand is rape, war crimes, and torture. Your whole nation is built upon copying Chinese and Western culture

*retracted* My sympathies, LeafAnon

:D You are so funny. I wish i was born in korea. My country is really bad. (next worst country than nk)

Korea's future is a unified nation that will surpass Japan and guide the world under the Hallyu Wave :P

Becoming rich is illegal in South Korea.

more importantly what are your thoughts on twice?

If Korea was a total cuck then Moon Jae In would had accepted Kim's "invitation" to the North. Kim has to actually do something substantial to get a summit between the two leaders.

What about before you Japs bark about Korea you get a military first! Abe can't even reform the constitution and passively let North Korea shoot rockets over your pathetic nation.

Checked and wtf'd? Explain please

So wait, recently I've had good success on japancupid, but should I instead be looking at koreacupid? Which way should I go anons? I'm already competent with both languages.

All the good Kpop groups are gone now while the new generation gets ushered in and it's sad. T-ara, SNSD, Wonder Girls, Brown Eyed Girls, Dalshabet, that entire 2012-2016 era etc. All basically gone. Fuck Twice.

It's not becoming rich that the gov is trying to get rid of, it's those giant chaebols that have basically turned Korea into a feudal state with noble families.

Can your pussy ass just answer our questions and quit exaggerating and crying like a motherfucking bitch nigga?

how old are you?

Mr. Bong please try to imagine if your utility bills were 3 times higher, using non-government approved plastic bags to throw out your trash was illegal, salaries were half of what they are now, and the maximum amount of money you could send overseas per year was 50k.

true

How have you achieved competency in both languages?

22.

how accurate is pic related?

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Come to Korea. Prostitutes give you lots of free tea and coffee after sex. One time we stuck our ears to the wall and listened to someone fucking another prostitute next door and laughed at him together but she was a rarity.

Stop hating your country, if it wasn't cool then there wouldn't be Koreaboos like me.

>Go to Emart to buy literally anything with electricity
>Only options are LG and Samsung
>Ask about other options
>Why would you want anything else just get LG and Samsung please our country has no need for other things

My brother lives in Seoul, he loves it more than the US i think.
He's not used to the fact you guys eat literally everything that lives in the ocean.
Sea cucumbers aren't too appealing to westerners. That's the only complaint I've heard from him.

Is it true that SK is the rape capital of the world?

>grandma fainted in the house
kek

My provider’s best internet option is 500Mbps for $10 a month. Competition offers 1000Mbps for a bit less than that. Your point pajeet?

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There is always Apple

I eat live octopus whole and dog just to freak out my wife. Like I said though living here actually feels great. It's shit in a completely different way. It's shit in a "just give all your money to the government/family/corporations and we'll all take good care of you try not to think about it too much" kind of way.
Korean guys in clubs literally grab girls by the wrist, even those dancing with other guys, and pull them away. It's like "hey you, let's go fuck now" and if the girl rejects them they will stop, but that's how they try to pick them up.

Were the megalians right all along?

pic related in the fertility rate in Korea in 2017, by the way
how to you fix this?

I loved Samsung phones while I was abroad. Now I know Apple is the only one that doesn't give subsidies to the mobile retailers or whatever it's called so it makes way more sense to buy them here and not get fucked over by the telecom companies.

*how do

I live in a neighborhood surrounded by people over 80 and this is Seoul. It's noticeable that people are old here. You don't fix this by ushering in millions of liberal foreigners every year like the government insists. But Korea also gives huge financial breaks to people with more children. That doesn't seem to be fixing it either though.

Maybe you fix it by not letting your women run rampant controlling literally every facet of men's lives. This is a mainstream media told women they're "kings" kind of problem.

Korean women are fucking insane.

It's like this in all developed nations. It's becoming more and more expensive to raise a child, so the gov. should make education and child care more affordable.

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I think you should watch this video and get a more diverse outlook on gender in Korea.

No European country has TFR that low.
The lowest are the med countries at 1.2-1.3

>Asian Boss
Cancer.

Not yet bruv, the winter olympics are still going on. I want to see who wins the Hockey finale.

Man what the fuck is wrong with Korea? Your history is interesting but what the fuck. Why do most of you think that a spinning fan at night will kill you? Why is your music so basic and degenerate? Why are Koreans so superficial and fake? Even their faces are full of plastic surgery. No offense. It's not a lot better here. I know what it's like to live in a country with a fucked up government. But it seems like it's not only your government but also your (modern) culture. North Korea is the worst of communism, while south Korea is the worst of consumerism. What can we do to fix it?

Why are korean women so insane?
I heard the japs have them more contained.

>millions of liberal foreigners
wait who are these liberal foreigners coming in? I though your country is like 99% korean

Korea is such a weird place
>tons of christians
>porn banned
>work crazy hours
>plastic surgery everywhere

We have more military weaponry at our disposal than all three of your countries combined.