Japanese death truck strikes again

>Japanese death truck strikes again

When will this meme end.

Well that one is just a car, not a truck.

And the answer is never, car accidents are an incredibly easy way from a writing perspective to injure or kill a character without having to deal with the baggage and aftermath. Just think of all those orphan characters who had their parents die in car accidents.

Though I do think it's getting waaaay too common nowadays because it's the #1 method of killing off an isekai MC in the real world before they get transported. I guess it's because it's not as humiliating or pathetic as falling over and hitting your head on something which is a much likelier way to die for any of those hikkineet protags than getting hit by a vehicle.

>MC dies of a bladder infection cause he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle.
Yea, I can see your point, won't sell well

Japanese roads > Americlap guns

Would be more relatable though, probably.

More otaku have stuck their dick in a Coke bottle than have almost been hit by a car.

Wait do people do this? What the fuck?

I haven't personally, no. I don't have a dick.

I'm sure it happens though.

Faggot.

Stop reading garbage

[Muffled "Beat of the Rising Sun" in the car]

stop reading what you find good
AHHAHAHAHAH I TOLD YOU TO STOP READING BUT YOURE NOT GOING TO HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

RIP my boy

the guy of ao no flag is going to de. Where is his gay friend to help him

He can't be dead right? ;_;

If anything he's probably too fucked up to ever play baseball again. Why must he suffer so.

Thank you user, I can hear it clearly.

The woman with the lying bad habit was hit by truck-kun and survived. Episode 2 or 3 of xxxholic

He ded

>saving a kitten that the car will just past over

who ever wrote this is a hack and dont know how kittens works

W-WHOA

THANK FUCK

Excel Saga had the best truck scene.

Sweet Jesus thank you

>armchair kitten expert

Is Touma gonna start resenting Taichi for this? Sure he saved Taichi's life and is crushing on him, but because of this, his baseball dream is over and he has no other prospects.

Give him a kiss bitch he saved your ass

>lewd hand holding

Is there hope bros?

Where did you find this?

I assumed we were caught up to current release

Yes

is this manga exist to show the 24/7 suffering of Touma

shonenjumpplus.com
It's ahead of us by 4 chapters

Automotive deaths are one of the most common causes of death. They're convenient because they happen suddenly and don't require poor health to occur.

i don't read moon runes but this latest chapter made me tear up, what the fuck.

did they used to hold hands to sort of pray for good luck when they watch baseball?

Girl will win, touma will eat dirt and find another shota to sleep with in his adulthood.
that's how it's going to end, what's the point of reading this manga anymore?

There's only chapter [16 talks] and [17 talks] there, I assume they are chapter 16 and 17?

Where's 13,14,15?

have hope user. don't give up.

They only put up the most recent ones

People have been putting their dicks in the weirdest of places and put just about anything they can up their asses since the dawn of history. The question is why wouldn't they?

Ah alright, thanks!

I hope that shota is as cute as Taishi

>Ran over by Japanese truck driver on her way to visit her mom
>is turned into a ghost who will forever be searching for her mom but will never find her
>does this for a couple decades, all alone
>Oddity Specialists won't help her because, in Oshino's words, she's "too harmless" to bother dealing with
>some random fuckboy goes out on a whim to help her, decides to hang out with him for a bit because it's the first time she's actually enjoyed life in ages
>gets attacked by some anti-contradiction force of nature darkness ball thing, is forced to pass on to avoid getting erased
>gets sent to Buddhist hell since she died before her parents did
She turns into a shrine goddess by the end atleast, but she didn't deserve all this shit running up to that.

No one will be as cute as Taichi

well she got free room and board; can't be on a better wicket than that

No, because for Touma Taichi >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else.

pityou

isekai should start with suicide

Are there any that do?

Anime when?

>tfw when you save your crush's life and he still won't let you smash his boi pussy

He'll let you hold his hand though

thanks OP I was about to make a thread about this. Now for a more pressing question IS TOUMA DEAD PLEASE RESPOND

Read the thread

thank God

Are you blind? That's a sedan. Also truck drivers are overworked in general and they don't sleep human amounts so they have to take weird shit to stay awake. That's why they're always groggy and cause lots of accidents, I hear China is even worse. That's part of why this plot device started, now it's become such a cliche that it turned into a kind of a running gag amount writers.

This is why Kazuma is best isekai protag

Barely anyone's dick fits in something as narrow as a coke bottle. Even a gatorade bottle is surprisingly thin when you have your dick up to it.

Man, i wish the translator would go faster. I really want those new chapters

They're posting it every week
Tbh they could translate everything and post everything at once but guess they want a steady schedule

Yeah but whose dick would be thin enough to fit in one? If I had a pencil dick like that I'd be OK with dying of an infection, honestly

Yeah, i guess.

Maybe they'll do two sometime to get us closer to being up to date

If your dick is thin enough to fit into a coke bottle, then a japanese truck is a good way to go.

Honestly cars cause the most deaths Im pretty sure. All the others are more specific, too specific in fact.
Dying to a crime makes japan seem like a violent place, and maybe the story isnt the type to have violent deaths.
Shit like drowning force you to explain why mc cant swim when its part of PE and then you have to remember they cant swim for the rest of the series.
Theres falling off of something but the you have to set that up and unless you give a decent amount of exposition to make it happen organically it just makes you series worse.

How would you kill off an MC.

5 chapters ahead of us currently
Hope they catch up fast

They've been going a chapter a week for a while, so I doubt we catch up at this rate.

Though a chapter a week is still pretty good