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What are the chances that they get married due to some technicality? And what would that marriage be like?

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>And what would that marriage be like?
The definition of nightmare.

Akkun will literally kill himself before that happens

Then Yoshiko lives with the corpse.

Bestiality is wrong.

>What are the chances that they get married due to some technicality?
Drunk rape, definitely

I predict domestic violence

>To protect the town's sanity, he marries Yoshiko and disappears into the mountains with her
>A century later, the descendants of the other students discover their home
>Inside, there's the body of Akkun. Shriveled, curled up in a corner, and with a bunch of worn out study guides
>The kids run outside, and explore a bit more
>There's a blank grave behind the house, buried under a banana tree
>Behind the banana tree is a hole, and dirt can be found scaling up the tree
>In the tree is a dessicated corpse, reaching for a banana
>Later DNA tests would show that the corpse in the tree was Akkun, posed humorously by Yoshiko after his death. The person inside was Yoshiko dressed up as Akkun, and having passed away laughing, explaining the curled up look.

Do you believe in a heaven above?

No, but I believe she deserves better friends.

No one is gonna win the Akkun bowl. The only one who might have a chance is Sayaka and she doesn't even want to compete.

Dog already won

If that happens I hope MC shoots Monkey and her bitch mother in the head

I hope Inchou wins

FLAT FLAT FLAT

it's me who'll win

>they say you can still hear Yoshiko's mother laughing to this day

That sounds pretty fucking gay

>Yoshiko witness some deep dark secret about Akkun
>It would ruin his life even more than her if it gets discovered
>Reluctantly agrees to marry her to keep her quiet
>Yoshiko didn't actually witness the dark secret and doesn't know about it, just thinks she managed to finally seduce Akkun

throw in a few sex scenes with Yoshiko going full Aheagao while Akkun silently lies down with a disgusted expression and I would absolutely read the doujin

After Sayaka breaks down from all of the shit she gets into with Yoshiko, she'll beg Akkun to marry her so that he can help her keep the retards in check and they'll be tard wranglers together.

I think I saw an episode of Cheers like this. Make it happen.

It's akun that needs to win Sayaka bowl otherwise he'll be back to those 90/100 days.

What are those cheeks supposed to convey?

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Of course they are getting married. And since Yoshiko is fertile as fuck they're going to end up with 6 kids, all idiots.

Idiocy. .

Is there any scientific reason why Yoshiko so dumb?

what sort of music does sayaka like

>psycho-aho

Old school rap.

Folk

You don't need DNA tests to gender a corpse

Hiroyuki never lets the status quo change. At most he will hate her slightly less.

or more

religious disco

learning difficulties, even the extra chromosome didn't want her

no impulse control

Except for one girl who somehow has his intelligence and work ethic balanced by Yoshiko's natural athleticism.

That's how I feel whenever I see a small dog.

ery likely, other than this she seems naturally very bright and infinitely creative.

That would be the best development possible. I'd love reading a manga about their married life.

I heard japanese bananas taste bland as fuck, is that true?

What are the chances of Yoshiko turning her life around and becoming mature?

I think they might taste kind of like cooked sweet potatoes.

Imouto won but she doesn't want it ;_;

She wants it, she just want's Akkun to stop blatantly treating her like an aho.

>one girl is the perfect human alongside 5 failures

Sayaka alongside Yoshiko, Prez, and the three Aho Gals?

I'm not yet sure if red Gal is capable of understanding that she's stupid or not.
If she is, it's not that much of a problem. Stupid people are only terrible when they are not aware of their own stupidity.

Vol 7-8 spoilers:
She eventually realises that she can't coast through life as a 'Gal' (The other two already know that and are aiming for university).
She tries to decide on a future career but they're all simplistic (Florist, Cake Baker, Pet Sitter) and Yoshiko shows that she isn't suited for any of them (knows nothing about flowers, wants to eat cake rather than bake it, dog poop smells), so she starts studying to get into university.
Yoshiko tries to talk her out of it, of course.
She hates studying, but doesn't appear to be completely incapable.

Wife material then.

She's already taken. By Yellow Gal.

Why must everything good in life be ruined by yuri?

It's the face that got burned in his retinas when Yoshiko kissed his soul out.

Picked up

ruri already won

Seems like she has ADHD and her mom never put her on meds to calm her down so she can't settle down to learn.

>Florist, Cake Baker
>knows nothing about flowers, wants to eat cake rather than bake it
I'd open a flower shop and bakery just for her. She's perfect.

so she's like a more competent ruri

More competent maybe, but less sexy.

Ahos target a handler, spawn as many ahos as can be supported, and then produce another caregiver caste. They're haplodiploid.

fun fact: stimulants such as adderall, vyvanse, and the like are illegal in japan. pretty sure they don't treat ADHD over there besides just "ganbatte yo!"

source: have an adderall prescription and thought about going to japan for a month for a language school, but wouldn't be able to bring my meds.

When and what was the last think you baked yourself, user?

i'd put a bun in her oven if you know what i mean.

>knows nothing about flowers,

I hate when this is used as an excuse for not trying something out. Of course you know basically nothing about something at the start. That's why mankind has this incredible ability to LEARN THINGS, you're not expected to be an expert right away. And its a fucking florist, not rocket science. I mean fuck I worked at a florists in highschool(and I was an idiot), shit doesn't require a major college degree.

>And what would that marriage be like?
A no sex marriage unless she rapes him. He won't even cheat on her because he hates women.

I can behind A-kun's imouto bullying but this went too far!

Akkun would be a workaholic, always working late hours, away on business trips, preferably a job in the next town over. Basically anything to avoid going home.

She didn't dismiss it out of hand, she actually tried to learn about flowers....
For a few minutes. Until she realised she didn't actually care about flowers other than that they're pretty.

Sorry but Prez is destined for the Akkun

truly a fate worse than death

That's not the page I wanted to post.

Any sex with her would technically be rape, as she lacks the mental capacity to give informed consent.

Baklava, 2 days ago.

She's a pretty flower that I'd care for.

he doesn't want her though

Banana, banana in the butt, of which of these aho is the biggest slut?

Sayaka. She crumbles with the smallest bit of pressure, you could probably talk her into a lot of things.

A-kun is for breast president.
Aho is imouto material like his other dump sister

Is this perfection?

Yoshiko's mom obviously.

She's only into her husband.

...

Your wife is cheating on you.

Reminder that it was Akkun's fault this all happened.

>Loli chasing shota to kiss him
This is my heart's fetish.

Yes.

...

At least they'll all be durable.

I want to cum on her homework.

Best grade she'd ever get.

chewing bananas

man, this show is by far the best this season

Yoshiko will just pretend to be smart and civilized for several years until Akkun realizes she's not so bad now thats normal then plants his seed in her then she'll be all "hahaha you fell for it who's the idiot now".

>"hahaha you fell for it who's the idiot now".

But there's been some changes
Akkun got perfect scores
Ruri memorized the multiplication tables

that wouldn't help her at all

is it weird if I want to wake up one day and see this in the mirror?

It's her punishment for messing up.

>hahaha you fell for it who's the idiot now
That sounds kinda hot.

call me when that day has come

>I have pretended to be mentally smart for seven years